Oliver let out a rather loud snort when a blue bubble escaped Diggy's mouth and he went off following it around the room like a lost muggle following a faerie. Looking a little confused when the boy returned and acted like nothing had just happened, Oliver raised an eyebrow and regarded him for a few moments. Weird. “Yeah, I saw.” he replied after the short pause. “If you're anywhere near as good as Paris, I'll be a very happy man.” Cos Paris was, like, awesome on the Quidditch pitch.

Now.. back to the weird bubble thing. “Er.. What was that before, Digz?” He asked with a chuckle and a look of incredulousness. Oliver would be a bit worried if he went around exhaling blue bubbles like that – but then Diggy did have a weird curious air about him. Perhaps Paris had been trying out jinxes on him again – Oliver knew what it was like to be on the receiving end of her hexes. He made a face and rubbed the top of his arm where a particularly nasty stinging hex had hit him. All he'd done was call her a midget. .. cos she was! Jeez. Some people were so touchy.

He looked at his own recipe book and back at Diggy. “I thought we were meant to bring our own.” Maybe he'd misunderstood. “I was gonna make cookies.” The mention of sugar led to more face pulling from the tall skinny Slytherin. “Shame I can't eat it.” He mumbled. “Well I can.. but I shouldn't.” Cos Oliver would always do what he wanted, but the consumption of sugar and his reaction to it was going to end up in someone getting hurt – most likely himself. Stoopid allergy. He chuckled a little at Diggy's comment about Paris. “She's very territorial.” nod nod. “No. I can't say that I've tried before. Unless you count stirring the cake mixture for my mum when I was six.” Most of which ended up in Oliver's stomach which led to sugar induced bouncing off the walls which led to his mum shouting which led to Oliver crying and then puking. Sigh. The boy did have rather a weak constitution.

Amy walked into the lesson, morning Proffessor Lawson, she said, as she grabbed an empty seat, she sat down, smiling and pulled out her quil and parchment and notebook, she was guaranteed to know this class, she thought happily

He shook his head and blue sugar crystals rained down on him and Oliver like a fanciful shower. He giggled. The sugar was making him giddy. He was no where near curbing his sugar addiction. "Well Paris taught me everything she knew so maybe I will make the team," he told Oliver. He hoped he made the team, but he wouldn't be surprised if he didn't.

Diggy turned and looked at his uncle. "Oh um its a new candy I've been working on." he told him softly. Diggy had been spending a lot of time working on some new candies. He didn't know why, but it was fun and he got to try out some new things. Like the blue bubble thing. Though last night he was burping blue canaries. Maybe he could make a candy that let you burp up different things. That would be cool. Girls would hate it, Diggy giggled at the thought.

He looked back at Oliver when he was done giggling. "Oh well I don't have any recipes. We can make your cookies." Cookies were good. Cookies had sugar and even better they could make sugar cookies. And they could put yellow icing ok top of them with sprinkles. His face scrunched up, "Why can't you eat them?" It would be silly to make something that you couldn't eat. If they made cookies Digz was totally going to eat some of them and maybe take some back to his room and give some to Stark. The cat was picking up Diggy's very bad and addicted love of sugar and candy. "Well Paris just likes everyone to know that she's daddy's girl." he told Oliver. Paris was extremely jealous when it came to their dad and everyone just learned to stay out of her way. Unless you just liked getting your butt kicked. "But dad spends Saturdays with us when Paris has that mother daughter thing with mom." he pointed out. All the boys loved that day. "Oh well this is going to be interesting. I've never cooked before either." He really hoped they didn't burn anything down. That wouldn't be a good way to start the term. Though the starting of his term couldn't be any worse.

Uh oh...

She was hoping perhaps she could've avoided Destiny for the beginning of the meeting thing until she was in a more happier mood. But apparently not. "My idea?" she gasped in horror, clutching her heart as if she were dying.

NOT her idea!

"If it's anyone's fault, it's Lawson's." she whispered in slight anger. She didn't want anyone else to know she was the- Oh no. No no. Kay was here? And...Marie? Finally looking around, since she WAS going to point accusingly at professor Lawson, her eyes did find two people that actually knew her.

Now she really did need a hood or something. However, turning her attention back to Destiny, her surprised face turned to one of frown. "He tricked me. With his weird mind control-ness and the little human thing he carries around." The evil little, toothless, crying, monster...little human. "Plus...he mentioned...something about dragging you here...I don't know! What's with the apron anyway?"

Alcemee walked in and looked around surprisedly. She had not expected them to be cooking in the Muggle Studies Club. But she did know a little bit about cooking since she was a half-blood. She walked over to one of the ovens.

Marie too! XD
 

Ha!

Destiny looked at every single person that had walked into the ovenry, and not a single one was wearing an apron. Good. That still meant she was the only one that would be AWESOME and wearing one. In their faces!

Yeah, Destiny should have known Evelyn was going to blame Lawson for this. It was probably all her friend's fault that he even started this club. Evelyn was going soft..which meant she liked the Muggle Studies Professor as much as she liked Truebridge. *shiver* "Right. Blame it on the OLD man!" she whispered back. As Evelyn looked around the classroom, Destiny did too. Hmm..Kay was here. This club could turn out to be somewhat fun actually. Perhaps an egg could accidentally be thrown at the Huffie's head.

What!? Mind control and little human? Lawson was an alien! Destiny had seen those moving pictures on the muggle box about aliens. They eat children's brains and then laugh about it over a cup of tea. "Hey Evelyn." she whispered nudging her friend a little, "What if this wasn't a club for us to learn how to cook? What if it was a club for us to be eaten?"

Her apron was not important right now. Either was the fact that Marie needed a recipe. Lawson was gunna eat them!

Butting in on Destiny and Evelyn! :D X.
 

Patroclus, as he walked into the Muggle Studies Cooking class could not help but overhear Destiny's remark.
Speaking loud enough so she could hear, "Well if it is, your better watch out cause i am kinda hungry" he joked. Moving to an empty table he pulled out his recipe, Triple Choc Fudge Brownies.
"So what are you Ladies making anyway?" He asked both Destiny and Evelyn

"You know what?" she started, with wide eyes looking at her friend. "I think you're right. How else is he going to feed his little human thing?" He's going to cook them and feed it to Apple or whatever he called the little monster human!

And he tricked HER into going, and bringing Destiny along, because wouldn't he just looove for them to be eaten!? Evelyn knew he would. Yes.

Perhaps she could sneak out the door before anyone noticed? It was worth a shot! As she just about started to crouch low to the ground, a voice close to them made her jump and her arm automatically swung around in defense. Lawson wasn't going to eat her!

No, it was just some random guy she didn't know making a joke. A very, convincing joke. "Ha ha..." she muttered sarcastically, crossing her arms and nudging Destiny to stand in front of her. "Nothing. Making...nothing." She didn't want anyone to know her super secret candy! That, only like a few people knew about...

Wesley skipped into the classroom, wearing the only muggle clothes she'd brought (black athletic shorts, a plain yellow T-shirt, and some slightly scuffed-up trainers). She didn't have a cook book because she didn't own any, BUT she did have her Muggle Studies notes from three terms past.

"Hello Professor Lawson!" Wesley greeted, trying hard to keep the excited giggles out of her voice but failing.

Sending a wave out to Evelyn, Kay, Oliver, Rhea, Evan, Marie, and a couple other people she'd never met before, Wesley took a seat on one of the middle benches, right in the thick of things.

Of course Destiny was right! The muggle box never lied! "Was this little thing making weird noises when you saw it? If it was, then that meant it was feeding season." The weirder the noises, the hungrier the thing would be.

She couldn't believe Evelyn, of all people, would fall for one of Lawson's tricks! Not only did Evelyn fall for his trick, she had brought Destiny into this mess as well. Great, just great. They were not going to live to see the day Sly stopped eating grass. And what about Evelyn's kitten? Who was going to take care of that? Not Marie, since she was going to be eaten as well. "I say we get outta here." she whispered and gestured her head towards the door. They could always say they forgot their recipes.

Only they would not be escaping. Not with one of Lawson's minions talking to them. "Heh. Very funny, buddy." Hey! Why was Destiny standing in front of Evelyn? Why did she have to be the human shield! Surely they would want to eat Evelyn first. She did, after all, have a tan. "We're not making anything. We don't have recipes." she said, throwing her book under a random table. That wasn't obvious, was it?

Maybe they should just run for the door.

"Well good luck with cooking Nothing", Patroclus laugh, "hope it really hits the spot. Nothing is always what i go fro when i am hungry"
Patroclus walked to the back of the room to the Huge pantry and got out all that he need, eggs flour butter Loads of chocolate and utensils. Heading back to his table he add his ingredients into the bowl and stated to mix.

Destiny had a good plan yes, but Evelyn couldn't get her mind off of that thing she witnissed in Lawson's office. "It was, yelling and these crazy noises...it was horrible!!" It was going to eat them!! Lawson just made her come to the office so it could take a nice long look at it's meal. She should have known not to trust him. He was teaching Muggle Studies for Merlin sake.

"Nothing is good. Nothing means less juicy, and less appetizing." Evelyn nodded while crouching down behind Destiny so she was out of view. She probably looked ridiculous at the moment, but the Slytherin didn't care! She wanted to LIVE!

Rolling her eyes at seeing the book her friend was carrying before, happen to be falling under a random table, she raised a brow and looked at her friend's head. Really, if the guy didn't see the flying book, than he would have obviously heard it. No time for telling Destiny that though. They needed to escape. Super Slytherin Style...

..."Run for your life!" she yelled into her friend's ear, (hehe), and pushing her forward so she was still a shield for Evelyn. Mwaha!

Seeing someone wave to her though out of the corner of her eye, Evelyn paused, making Destiny stop moving, to see who it was. It was that weird girl from Herbology that she didn't know the name of...again.

"SAVE YOURSELF!"

Now...ONWARD TO THE DOOR!

Destiny, Evelyn, Patroclus--Too lazy to quote
 

Marie was sitting there listening to Destiny and Evelyn talk about...

WHAT!

Aliens... who was an alien and who was going to eat them?

Looking around the room her gaze landed on Lawson... who had tricked Evelyn into coming to this club. She so needed to punch him in the nose go stomp on his foot for that. Tricking Evelyn was NOT a nice thing to do.

It seemed there was no time for that though since Evelyn had convinced herself that she was going to get eaten today... and she had Destiny believing it too.

And who was this boy messing with them? He looked familiar to Marie... she had met him somewhere before but she couldn't remember right now when or where she met him.

She picked up the book Destiny had thrown on the floor then made her way over to her friends who were... trying to sneak out of the room?

"Come on you two, he's not stupid enough to try and eat us." she whispered to them. "Besides, if he is then I will stomp on his foot and punch him in the nose." Yes she would, she would not let him hurt her friends.

Gwacie/Katie =P
 

Gracie/Katie, Marie/Mat
 

So, this minion of Lawson's obviously doesn't eat. Well, today were their lucky day too, huh? Tonight they dine on STUDENTS! "Well, you have fun eating nothing." And it looked like the boy was going to cook..nothing something. She had seen him walk to the pantry, collecting his ingredients..or him non-ingredients. Shaking her head, since she was now VERY confused, she turned back to Evelyn. The minion was busy, so their escape could happen.

Gasping, quite loudly, Destiny covered her mouth. This was HORRIBLE! Just like Evelyn said it was. "It was..yelling too?" she said, talking through her hands, which made it sound like; "Et vuz wullen foo?" Realizing Evelyn probably had no idea what she had said, she uncovered her mouth to finish her thoughts, "This is not good!" Why wasn't anyone else freaking out? They were all walking into a trap! Abort, abort! Reeeeetreat!!!

Jumping about a mile in the air, Destiny quickly turned around as Evelyn yelled in her ear. "Jeez. My ear!" she whispered loudly before being pushed in the direction of the door. Only they did not get very far. Not only was it extremely difficult to walk in her laceless shoes, but Marie was trying to stop them. Snorting at what she said, about Lawson not being stupid enough, Destiny pointed to her, "Shun! Shun the non-believer!"

What Marie said after that though, made Destiny stop. Which was hard, considering Evelyn was still pushing her. "That was..really loud. And he is right there!"

Merlin help Marie.

Mina pulled out a few recipes from her bag and set them before her on the counter top. She wasn't sure where she was to start, but she was on a mission though. Ultimate Epic Yummy Cupcakes, yes that was her goal at the moment. Thoughts of brownies were there as well, but she was focusing on one baked good at a time.

Looking up, she caught sight of someone and she almost saw red, but looked away. She wasn't about to head down that road at the moment, she better than that for sure and was here for a reason. She would just have to do her best to ignore what was displeasing her. She had done it before, so this time wouldn't be all that difficult.

Noticing someone seating beside her, she looked over and a bright smiled formed on her face. It was Evan and she couldn't really be in a foul mood with him around. Every time, they hung out it was fun and with him around, she was pretty sure she would have fun as well. She did tend to have more fun with her friends around. More so with newer friends, but she wasn't about to think about that at the moment.

Glancing over at his stack of recipes, she whistled. "You have a nice collection. Maybe we could exchange some recipes or something," she smiled as she looked back to her own recipes. It never hurts to expand ones recipe collection.

Why...wasn't...Destiny...moving!?

Finally stopping trying to get her friend out the door and to SAFETY, she heard Marie speaking. Oh. Well, it did sound pretty ridiculous now that she thought about it. Standing up straight, she stared at Marie as she took a step away from the DHS (Destiny Human Shield) and folded her hands behind her back. Being ridiculous. However, her eyes widened when Destiny pointed out the fact that he was standing right there...

"He's going to eat Marie." she whispered to Destiny, going back to panic mode. Well... "I think you should kick him instead." That seemed to work last time didn't it?

Measuring the distance from where they were at and to the door, she figured there was no way they could get that far without being caught. "Marie..." she hissed quietly and looking around as if everyone started hugging each other and she didn't know what to do.

"Marie...play dead! You'll look less appetizing."

For the Escapees: Destiny Evelyn and Marie
 

Aileen walked into the room and looked around. They will be cooking? Well that will be interesting since she hasn't ever cooked anything...She spotted some of her classmates that she had met earlier and of course a professor. "Hello, professor." she said quietly. Then she spotted some Ravenclaw girl.

She walked up to her."Hello. Can I join you? I don't know anything about cooking..."

Daniel arrived just in time...

He had promised the Professor some help and he is thinking of doing it now.

He then sat at the front of the room. He had seen this type of show on a muggle television once he was in Australia with his godfather, so he knows how the game is played.

He smiled at the direction of the Professor and said, "Hello Professor, how are you?"

Kate entered the room with excitement. There were people with bowls and spoons and other cooking stuff working on the tables. "Great! Cooking! I love to cook" She thought. Kate scanned the room looking for familiar faces, but she didn´t saw anyone.
"Good morning Professor. I´m Katherine Pots, first year. Nice to meet you" She said, offering her hand to greet. "We can cook whatever we want to?" She asked, hopeful. "I have a delicious dessert recipe from Arabia to implement"

Wesley!!
 

Rhea had been skipping through her cook book trying to find the perfect recipe when Wesley walked in. She waved and smiled brightly at her little friend. Well wow she really wasn't all that little anymore. She most certainly had grown.

She returned her attention back to her cook book and continued looking. Maybe she ought to make something different and sweet like Toto or maybe sweet potato pudding. Oh yes the professor would love that and so would she!