Fail post. >_<
 

This was like OMG!!

It was the Department of Magical Transportation not the Crisis Department! Lucas majorly disliked this...figurines. They were attacking them!! He didn't need this today. Really didn't. It was work and all of a sudden John's figurines were attacking all the employees!

OMG. Did that eagle just take his wand. It did. Great. Although he never really used his wand much but still his wand!! Then that eagle dropped his wand near a bookcase. He was going to go to retreive it but he needed to help everyone. He would just keep an eye on his wand whilst doing soon. Errmmmm....

Oh dear, new employees. NOW? This wasn't a good time for them to come here. Panic. Well they just needed to be safe and try and help. Like he should help now.


ASHER. O________O

He wasn't in the DoMysteries right now. He was in the wrong place right? Or....wait. He got transferred didn't he!! Now Lucas was remembering the long talk he and him had a couple of days ago. "ASH!!" yeah he was shocked really and yet he was here. Now. When there was a little crisis. Not good. Plus a lot of things weren't good right now. Although it would be good to have some help. Which he needed to do too. [:/]

Shadow wondered if she could get away with putting the badger in her purse and leaving for "lunch break". No, that would be being a bad employee. Curse that badger. Suddenly, something wrapped around her ankles causeing her to trip. The snake had gotten her on the ground and now was slithering torwards her neck. She felt something on her wrists but she was frozen out of fear. Her wand lay ten feet away. She tried to get up but relized that skello-tape had been wrapped around her hands and ankles. She turned her head just on time to see the badger prance away. How did he turn that tape to life? "Help!" She no longer wanted that badger.

Oh, darn. Darn.
'Diffindo' Liliana muttered, pointing her wand at the spello-tape on Shadow's legs. 'Diffindo!' she repeated, and this time the tape sprang apart. 'There you go' she said to the woman, and then turned back, surveying the room. Chaos. Absolute chaos.

"Goodness, this is getting out of control." "And thank you, umm.... Liliana rightt?!" Shadow said. She recalled being introduced by her but...

"Asher." He repeated once again, just to make sure his name was out there if they needed him for any reason. Figurines? Ash was still confused with the state of the Department. But it was made clear when a figure launched itself off the nearest desk at his foot. "Bah!" He exclaimed jumping back, he want to crush the figure with his foot, but instead pointed his wand at it. "Immobulus!" he commanded, and the figure stopped in it's tracks. Asher wanted to nurse his hurting foot, but there was more to be done.

"Asher." He repeated to another woman. He would forget names anyway. He could barely remember his own at the moment. "Tell me." Asher stated as he raised his wand to some flying paper clips and stopping them in their tracks making them fall to the floor. "Is this department always like this?" he asked as he pointed his wand at another figurine.

Ash looked upward long enough to catch a glance at at an eagle flying around. The eagle was a good diversion for yet another figurine to launch itself at Asher. This time hitting him in the stomach. Ash pointed his wand at the figurine as his name was called out. "Yes?" He asked back across the room, clearly annoyed.

John could feel some squirming under his bum, at first he thought it was weird but then Armen, his boss appeared and for a few seconds he left it from his mind to talk to the boss. "Oh, you know...Just chilling" He said sticking his hands behind his head.

John could feel something pushing up on his bum he was now seconds from checking to see what it was when... "OUCH!!" He screamed as something bit into his bum, looking down to see what it was ...BADGER. Taking aim with his wand he shouted "REDUCTO!" but it missed and now his desk was flying across the room but there was no time for worrying about damage so watching the Badger jump onto Royces Desk he took aim once again; "REDUCTO" He screamed but once again he missed and just stared as both desks flew across the room and hit the wall on the other side of the room.

Turning around John slowly slid out of sight behind a plant that was nearby.

"Katrina," she said. Were they really playing that name game thingy? And she was pretty sure that she had already introduced herself. When under pressure, remain calm, she reminded herself. Kinda hard when there were staplers and spello-tape and a whole bunchof office supplies attacking you. Some flying quills were aiming right at her, whizzing her way. Eep. "Protego," she said, "Immobulus," she added. "I sure hope not," Katrina said. If it was she was hoping to be transferred. Though this was a bit fun... just a tiny bit though. She found the eagle and glared at it. Would they mind if she 'accidentally' shot a spell at it and it blew up? No... right?

After she survived that butt suffication, Badger was in dire need of cover! They were all coming after her now, and she just was having fun. She didn't really care about what the others were after, she could care less about that thing to be honset.

After she had shot out form under the bum, she had landed on Royce's desk and unfroze Lion, then the lady practically roared at her (one of which could have easily came from lion *giggle*) and then she hopped on top of Katrina's, Shadow's and Luara's heads to get to the other side of the room with one last hop into nothingness, she was aided by the fact that someone had shot a desk into the air. She touched her toe lightly on it and did a ninja-like spin and landed on a filing cabnet, in safety. Annnnd she stuck the landing....now more mischeif.

Eagle was back in the air and throwing rolls of spello-tape at the unsuspecting humans below, squaking here and there. She also swooped down at a few of the humans before she knew feared her. She loved to see them squirm like that, she noticed one lady was even on the floor wrapped up by now and Snake was taking care of her.

Snake slithered up towards Shadow's face and then snapped his mouth NEAR her face, but before anything could have happened that blasted other lady showed up, so snake slithered by, slapping the woman on the floor in the face with his tail. He then slithered into another room with and closed the door unseen by anyone. 'Storage Closet'

Lion began working with the rubbish bins hurling them at all the people around them, he had gotten away from the crazy lady that had attacked him before and was now in the center of the room.

Then Badger was ready, she had rallied some staplers and hopped ontop of the one in the middle, riding it like a steed and took her calvary and charged. She had a quill in her hand and threw it on her advancing prey, 'AHHHHHH!!!!' she shouted to herself. Enchanted quills began flyign through the air, writing on people and such.

The figurines were all doing this because they needed to find IT!!!

OCC: Snake has left momentarily.

Armen was at a loss of what to do really. He continued to fight off all of the things he could. Spells were flying everywhere and he could barely tell what was going on. He noticed a few of the new employees were helping out and he waved at them as another, this time a familiar man joined them. He would have to meet them officially after this mess.

"Everyone we just need to subdue them to see what it is they want, so continue fighting them, we just need to make sure they all go down at the same time, so they can't touch each other!" he shouted as John made two desks explode. "John, careful with your aim!" he shouted over the chaos.

GASP! Badger was a ninja! All the more reason to keep it as a pet!! "Owie," she said as she pet her head. Grrr. Katrina was going to get the bloody badger then feel it to a snake. Hmph. "Protego!" she said, fending off the enchanted quills. The last thing she wanted was ink all over her on her first day of work. Merlin, what did these critters want from them? Did they want her soul or something? Because they could not get that from her. Eep. Staplers. Evil badger was riding the staplers!! "Immobulus!" she cast at the badger. Ewwwwwh. Spello-tape was all over her. "Stupid tape," she muttered as she tried to pull it off her. It was not stuck in her hair. If it was she might scream. As she tied to get the tape off, she fell. Double ugh. Well, now she could remove all the tape right?

Scarlett nodded to her boss as the mayhem in the cubicle area too a turn for the worst. Figurines of a badger, raven, lion and snake was causing the whole room to become filled with flying parchments, quills and everything in between. Producing her quill Scarlett advanced against the lion that was currently hurling flying writing quills at people. Heading towards the lion full on she shouted "Stupefy! Petrificus Totalus! Stupefy, Stupefy!" Each spell with the destination of the lion. Ducking and running at the same time Scarlett did everything in her power to not get written on shouting to all the other employees "Watch out ! The lion is enchanting quills. Help me take her out before she sends steples instead." The dark haired division head continued her charge forward sending spells in the lions direction as often as she could hoping that one of them would take her out. Scarlett had not been a lion herself in her Hogwarts days but she wouldn't have minded being sorted into that house. There was no way that her entrance to the department as going to get overshadowed by figures. Nope this Scottish madam was going to fight until the last figurine had returned back to its usual state.

Hope I didn't miss anything too important.
 

Diffindo" Shadow mumbled at the tape on Katrina."Don't worrry, the same thing happened to me" Shadow said, trying to stop the girl's struggling. "Diffindo" She said again, and the tape released it's victim.

Katrina smiled gratefully at Shadow. "Thanks for the help," she said as she brushed off the remaining pieces and stood. Well, at least there was none on her hair, that would be painful. And she didn't feel like having her scalp pulled out.

"No problem. Any time! I was lucky and only got it around my wrists and ankles but they really got you! I mean, you were covered in it." Shadow's eyes were wide, the conversation hyping her up. She paused for a moment, rethinking her words. "Oh, sorry! That's probably not helping at all, is it!" She giggled nervously. "Bad day, huh? Though nothing some black raspberry chocolate chip ice cream could fix. Mmmmmm. And some candy or even a latte!" She sounded like a crazed child on a sugar rush. She had blown it. Katrina probably thought she was crazy now.

"Thanks", he said, noticing that the tape had fell to the ground and he could now move freely.

"I'm new here too. I'm Josh", he introduced himself, giving Asher a smile.

"Yeah we really need help. A lot, of help", Josh said.

Now where was that badger...?

Katrina giggled. "Yes, I suppose that it was pretty bad," she said with an amused smile. "Not a terrible day though, and besides, the day is just beginning, there's always tomorrow," she said as she straightened her spine. Ah well, ith the office supplies and the fou critters. "A latte sounds wonderful just around now," she mused. But she remembered her promise to not drink it anymore. Gr, she'd just settle for some ice cream.

Katrina smiled at the guy. "No problem," she said as she cast a few more spells at the office supplies. Any more spello-tape on her an she might go crazy.

"Yah, but my doctor recommended that I don't drink caffinated drinks anymore!" "I hope tomorrow is better..." She said as she gazed of into the distance.

John had decided that he had been out of the fray for way too long so sneaking out from behind the plant he moved and hid behind a nearby desk to take a look at what was happening, the office was in utter chaos. Papers were ripped to shreds, things were toppled over and right at the back of the room you could see what appeared to be the remains of 2 desks although they were now toppled over.

Having an idea John got the bravery to stand up, he did not know if his idea was going to work but it was well worth a try, plus this Eagle was being the most annoying at this moment in time as it could see everything going on from above. Pointing his wand at the eagle John said "Accio Eagle Figurine" and held out his hand to catch it.


OOC: Just so everyone knows John has not caught the Eagle, it is up to the announcer.

Finally shaking off the staples Nina joined the fight once more. She was slightly limping due to the fact that some of the staple wires has dug through her leg. Even so, that wouldn't keep her from fighting.

She aimed for the badger and the eagle at the same time hoping to hit one of them.

Katrina smiled. "Well, one latte won't hurt," she said hopefully as she shot another freezing charm at the office supplies. She then took aim at the eagle. "Petrificus totalus," she said. "Yup, always look into the future, no need to dwell on the past," she said with a smile before looking up at the spello-tape being dropped.

ooc: my last post was forgotten :( I cast a spell on the figurines.

Laura nodded to Armen. That made sense. If they took them all down at once, then they couldn't tag their comrades and bring them back to life, like that darn badger had done.

But wait. That snake had slithered away and out of sight! Dang! "Once that snake comes back out, someone count to three and on cue we'll all attack them," Laura suggested. In the meantime, she could help distract the other pesky figurines. "Immobulus!" she said, pointing her wand toward the nearest scurrying creature.

Royce just looked at all the chaos that was happening. "Who brought in these things in here in the first place?" she croaked. Whoever that was she was going to personally poke them hard with her wand. She was sick and all this running around and firing off spells wasn't doing anything for her recovery.

And it was all the badgers fault! Her eyes locked on the ninja figure and she started after it. She tossed her wand aside and was going to tear the thing apart muggle style. A rover quill caught her in the sleeve and nailed her to someone's desk. "ARRGGG!" she screamed.

"Ash..." He trailed, catching himself, he was like a broken record right now. He was getting focused on the task at hand and he was forgetting what he had just said. After the stapler attacked Katrina it started heading towards Ash himself. He pointed his wand at it, "Protego." He said quickly before turning towards another figurine that was attempting at throwing itself at Asher yet again.

Asher momentarily stopped in his tracks looking at the man he had briefly met if he remembered correctly in the, the...well some where, where ever it was. OR maybe he was mixing things up again, it wouldn't be the first, or the last. But Asher was brought out of his momentarily thoughts by the figurine he had previously turned his attention to found his shins. "You little devil." Asher mutter pointing his wand at the figurine before it could launch itself back at his other shin.

Getting the shin attacking figurine taken care of he turned to find another new co-worker being attacked as well, this one by quills. Asher turned his head fast enough to see quills getting ready to attack himself. He muttered a blocking spell quickly for the quills, but wasn't fast enough and they started writing over his brand new blue short sleeved button up shirt Chloe had picked out for him.

Asher gave the man an odd wave of sorts as he spoke. "I'm Asher." He told him as he started stunning the quills to stop them from writing on him. There were a couple of them that were too quick for the 32 year old Grecian wizard. "I should've stayed a Healer back in the day." He chuckled as he continued to attempt to fight them off from damaging his shirt even more.