Katrina gave a appreciative nod at Asher. "Thanks," she said as she shot another stunning spell at the eagle. Bloody eagle. Ugh. She hope it fell down soon. Evil. That was exactly what it was. She hated that thing. She then looked at the other person... with the muffins. Her stomach grumbled a bit, she hadn't gotten a chance to eat this morning, completely nervous about work. But then he went on and enlarged them. Great. Just bloody great.

Asher turned his attention back to...to, what was her name? It was the one woman who he had repeated his name to several times...Thanks? For what. Oh, the attacking stapler. "No problem." He told her turning back to the quills that were still writing on him. He attempted again at stunning the two but they were still too fast for him.

This had been going on forever. Maybe an hour or almost two. Josh cast more spells at the badger that he found again. The army of office supplies were running around everywhere.

Badger continued her assult on the ickle humans from the staplers, hurling quill after quill and sending a staple forth to attack every so often. She had been riding the main stapler (because it was the fastest of course and she seemed to think that it really knew her), until Katrina's Immobulous spell missed the figurine and hit the stapler she was riding on full force. 'NOOOOO!!!!' Badger screamed in her head, that was her favorite stapler! *wibble* She took off running at the horrible stapler killer!

Just a few feet away from the woman Badger prepared to leap at her but was stopped in her tracks by an angry Royce. AHHH!!!!! Badger abandoned her attack on Katrina and instantly sped off in the other direction as this mad lady dropped her magic stick and ran after her like a crazed loon!

The John, their 'owner', tried to accio Eagle to himself. Eagle had been flying and dropping more tape than before when she felt the spell hit her. 'How dare he!' she thought appauled to herself. 'Didn't he know accio didn't work on them? The other spells yeah, but not accio.' She decided to have some fun with this though. She started to fly slowly towards him as if she was being summoned and then when she was close enough clamped her beak right on his nose, the big honker! HAHA!

She then flew off victoriously and dropped a roll of Spell-o-tape at Scarlet, the crazy lady firing spells with her magic stick as if it were a fireworks celebration, as she was trying to attack lion! She then flew past Laura another mini-boss and sqwaked loudly, knocking out her wand in the process. Two down!

Lion ran towards the door where the newer employees were still standing and fighting where they could and leaped into the air pushing against Asher, causing him to fall back, his wand flying out of his hand into the debris.

The flying, writing quills decended upon Jayden and Andrew writing all over their exposed arms and faces the words, 'Puny humans!' over and over again. Then Andrew did something drastic. He had seen badger running from Royce not too far away and shot her with an enlarging spell.

Badger felt odd as she continued to run and then the floor was getting father away and the people were getting closer to her size. Then she felt slooooow. 'What in the world?' she thought to herself. When the spell was complete she was the size of a small person, almost a good 5'3''. 'I am a T-rex!!!!' She shouted in her head as she turned back to face the humans to chase them! "RAWRRRR!!" She actually roared! Gaint-Badger was back in control!

OCC: Snake will be back for the next post, keep your eyes peeled for suprises!

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Now they were going to be eaten by a huge badger. Katrina liked the badger more when he/she was a few inches tall and a ninja. Now it was almost her height and a dinorawr. Oh Merlin, what a wonderful first day. She was already ready to hit the sack and go home, take a nice long sleep and pray for this to be all a dream. "Stupid badger," she muttered. "Immobulus," Katrina said, this was not going to work was it. Katrina suddenly felt like the badger was going to eat her alive. And to think that she had once wanted to keep the thing.

She glanced as she saw the quills writing on two of her co-workers. "Incendio," Katrina said as she pointed her wand at the quills. Hey, the feather would burn right and there'd be nothing to write with. Ah... she needed some sleep and no more animals!

Asher, was now spinning in circles trying to get the quills to stop writing on him by flailing his arms about. He knew he looked like a baboon, but he and his wand weren't quite quick enough to get the job done. But maybe flailing around in circles would make the quills attack someone else...though, he high doubted it. Mistakenly, a quill found his hand, or, more less, Asher's hand found a quill and he grasped it quickly, making sure it didn't get away from him. He pinned it down on a nearby desk and stunned it. Now all he needed to do was capture the other one, and life would be good...well, not exactly, but at least he would have the attacking quills under the belt and taken care of.

"Really?" Asher asked turning to find a badger of all things heading in his direction. "Oh no. I didn't sign up for this." Asher chuckled as he saw the badger come nearer and nearer. Thinking quickly, he mutter a few words that would send the one lone quill that was still attacking him, to attack the badger, he just hoped it would work.

Josh told himself to not give up. He was tired. Did they have a coffee machine in this place? Right now, he desperately wanted to just drop to the floor. He wasn't afraid of what the badger, eagle and office supplies would do to him but he didn't want to let down the team. He picked up his strength again and resumes defending himself.

Who in the Merlin's beard did that?! The badger which was once a small but deadly thing now was the same size as most of them!

"Stupefy!" she said as she aimed for the giant badger. This thing won't let here spirits down.

Something big hit Scarlett right smack in the head which momentarily made her freeze with wand drawn. "Hey! That wasn't fair!" rubbing her dark head she stared across the room at the fleeing badger crossley. Nobody got to smack her in the head with a ROLL of Spell o TAPE. Nope that wasn't allowed, nobody did that without some kind of payback from Scarlett side. Noticing that Laura one of the other heads got her wand knocked out of her hand Scarlett picked it up and handed it to her saying "Here you go! Let's team up and as you suggested and knock out the badger before she does any more damage?" Not waiting for Laura's response Scarlett moved towards badger with her wand raised adressing the whole room at large "Everyone let's focus our efforts on taking them out one by one. Badger first since she wrecks the most havoc. Come on then!" Scarlett advanced against the badger swiftly casting her first series off spells. "Stupefy, Immobulus!"

"Hey everybody! I'm back from vacation!" "What did I miss?" Shadow annonced while skipping into the office.

Asher turned towards someone who had a pretty decent plan to get the situation at hand under control. He nodded his head, as he moved towards the woman he wasn't sure if he had met her already or not, his memory wasn't working with him at all today, and the situation at hand wasn't helping either. "Good idea." Asher told her, he felt kind of lame for saying it, but it was the truth, it was the best thing he had heard since he had arrived in the department. He started going after the badger as well gripping his wand tightly in his left hand. "Stupefy!" He shouted with a touch of anger, the badger was starting to get on his nerves now, just as the figurines were. "Immobulus!" He continued waving his wand at the badger.

Focused hard on getting the badger taken care of Asher was obviously not paying attention to the figurines that seemed to like launching themselves at Asher. One found the back of his knee and made Asher double over for a moment as if he was about to fall face forward into the office floor. Asher caught himself by sticking a hand out on a nearby desk as he continued to shoot spells after the badger.

All he wanted to do now was go home, change his ink soaked shirt, eat some homemade Russian food and go take a nap. Then maybe he'd think about coming back to work. But, he couldn't just walk out on his first day in a new department, he refused to do such a thing, no matter how horrible of a day it was.

Armen had been trying to rally his employees behind him, or at least in the vacinity that way they could fight together rather than be spread apart, but that was near to impossible. Creatures were EVERYWHERE, or figurines that is. They had been seperated due to these crazy things and they would not stand still long enough to capture.

"Everyone come stand with me, we need to be one big force, rather than fight individually. I think that is their plan, splitting us up gives them an advantage!" Armen shouted over the chaos to his employees. He was really proud of his newer ones, they were keeping up so well. Where was the Snake and THE BADGER WAS HUGE!!! "Protect yourselves from the Badger!!!!" Hopefully it didn't have rabies!!!!

OCC: It doesn't have rabies.

Katrina wondered if he would still get a chance to keep the badger... Eep. Probably not, since it was huge and evil looking and all that. She shot several stupefy's at the badger. Pretty rodent... a badger was a rodent right? Perhaps she should look that up some time... Katrina continued to shoot spells at the badger, maybe someone should conjure up a cage and then shrink it down a bit... Then Katrina could keep the ninja badger. Did they have cages in here? Forget that, were there any other figurines other than the four and the stupid office supplies in here?

Katrina shook her head. FOCUS!! Katrina continued to shoot spells at the Hufflepuff mascot wondering where the little serpent had gone but still shooting at the badger. Grr... Someone stun it already! Slip it a potion or whatever... make it stop making so much chaos!! Today was a very long day...

Jayden ducked and rolled across a row of cubicles. "Present Boss." he said aiming his wand around in random directions.

The badger. Right. That was a nice LARGE target.

"Immobulus!!" he said aiming his wand at the badger. Some of his coworkers were doing the same. Perhaps they could stop it!

Armen was so flustered right now. He was busy trying to be sure that his employees were alright at the same time he was trying to make sure he was alright...not to mention their once organized and clean office!

He wanted nothing more than to simply blow up those horrible figurines but he wasn't able to do that without possible hurting someone. He cheered on the employees who had done the most recent attacks. "Great job Katrina and Jayden!" he was very proud and impressed with their spell work.

Giant Badger was stuck with a few stunning and freezing charms and was frozen in her T-Rex pose in her rather uncharacteristically large size. She really wanted to nom on some giant sized high heels but unfortunately, the lady who owned the ones from before only had normal sized feet.

As the Raven and Lion prepared themselves to pounce and torpedo down on their prey, suddenly Snake decided to make an appearance again. Snake slithered out of the storage closet with charmed PORTKEYS!!!!! The boots, basball caps, tin cans, and all sorts of muggle item/portkeys bounced around and ran at the employees.

OCC: Everyone touch a portkey! And we will all be transported here! Please wait there for further instructions.

Jame walked up the corridor, heading towards his new offices. He wasn't intimidated though. First day of work and all that. He had done it before...

Mmkay, so he was a little bit nervous, but it wasn't in his nature to show his fears. He took a deep breath, checked that his hair was perfect (of course), straightened his tie, then opened the doors...

To a giant badger, frozen in a weirddddd way, everyone running around and disappearing as they grabbed portkeys.

O________o

Okay, this was wierd. What the hell? He shouted to who he recognised as the head of the Department. "Hey, um, excuse me? I'm Jamie Gerrard, it's my first day!" He yelled at the flustered guy. Oh dear. What was going on?!

Katrina twisted her head and gave a thumbs up at her boss. "Thanks boss man," she chirped before turning back only to see another person. She smiled at him. Hehehe. She was new as were a lot of other people. Katrina shot another stupefy, trying to hit the lion before it ate her or something.

"Erhm, hiya, Katrina, my first day as well," Katrina said, glancing at the guy who didn't look much older. Her eyes flickered back and then she saw a snakey. Eep. It was back. Katrina had no idea at what it was but she didn't really care right now. She picked one up, hoping not to trip over one of the tin cans, because those things were hazardous only to feel the familiar tug at her naval. Eep. Portkey?!

The last thing she saw was the guy's confused expression and the badger frozen in it's weird position then she was gone. And away from the ninja badger, the evil lion, sly snake and the stupid bird.

Jamie smiled hastily at the girl who had acknoledged him. Pretty name. But the she grabbed a tin can, a disappeared. damn!

He stumbled over the insane frozen badger, and a bigg bird was sqwarking wildly at him. He yanked out his wand, and shot a stunning spell at it, which hit the raven in the chest. It's eyes slightly bulged, then it fell to the floor wih a crash.

He grabbed the boot that was nearest to him, waiting to feel the familiar tug of the portkey...

Which never came. O______o

Okay... so he was just holding an old boot. Fab. He hastily grabbed the broken umbrella that was a bit further away. FINALLY. He felt the tug, then span out of view, away from the snake that lunged towards him, missing him by a millimetre.

Jayden turned his head to the side as a baseball cap bounced out of the closet and hit his arm. Ignoring the figurines for a second he picked up the cap wondering how it got in that closet in the first place. Was there a muggle baseball fan on the floor? He didn't know of any.

Then, all of a sudden, he felt a tug.

Jayden Monroe had found himself a portkey.

Armen watched on in horror as his employees were one by one attacked by the enchanted potkeys, and not in the good enchanted way. He tried to grab a few of them and pull them away but they were taken by the abdominal area and whisked away to wherever those blasted things would take them!

Things had gone far enough! He points his wand at the few remaining Portkeys and unleashed an angry array of spells catching one on fire and several to implode upon themselves. The Department Head then turned to the figurines and the rest of the office supplies, he swung his arm around to signal any other workers still there.

OCC: All employees who have touched a Portkey sending them to the Sidewalk and Phonebooth thread please wait to post in here until you are notified by the Announcer's post in that thread!

Raven watched with excitement in her black eyes as the humans began to disappear one by one from the Portkeys that Snake had gotten out of the supply closet! Everything was going according to plan!

Suddenly Lion, and snake were hit with stunning spells from the Human magic sticks and were frozen along side Giant badger! IDIOTS!!!' Eagle thought to herself, she squawked horribly loud, and flew at the Boss man and all the other remainign workers she then touched each of the figurines and they awoke once more.

But this time instead of attacking Badger (who had shrunk to her original size), snake, and Lion ran after Eagle as she flew into the Boss man's office and Lion kicked the door shut, the lock clicking behind them.

Boots. RUNNING. At herrrrr!

Laura yelped. She kicked off her heels. Finally. There was nooo need for them as she ran out of the way of the tumbling Portkeys. But--

"Oof!" She still managed to trip.

Of course. Shaking her hair out of her eyes, Laura sat up and felt for the ground with her hands. She grabbed hold of something leathery. Her heartbeat sped up as she looked at what was in her hand now. A boot. She sighed, feeling a tug at her stomach.

Aaaaand, in the next moment, she was gone.

After shooting a spell at the Snake, Armen soon realized it was already frozen! Well that was simple, then a second look around showed him all of the others were frozen. "Looks like you are on your own now, Eagle!" he shouted at the figurine he hated above the others. He then turned to his remaining employees, "Get her!" he then shot a spell that missed her and he was devestated as he watched the figurines come back to life and head to HIS OFFICE?!

Asher had absolutely no idea what he was doing now or why he was still in this department and not heading for the employment office to get transfered else where. He looked down as a baseball hat landed at his feet. Getting distracted with why there was a random hat at his feet he beant down to pick it up.

And he was gone from the office, not sure where he was going.