*Ottery's sitting in the audience with Rupert

on his left and Eminem

on the right*
O: So, uhm, what flavor m&m's your favorite, slim shady?
*the announcer announces the winner*
O:

OMG! OMG! OMG! *crying runs up to the stadium, kissing Cher and the Pope on his way to the award*
O: OMG! I'd like to thank the Academy of SS and and all of my friends and my Momma and Elvis.
*meanwhile Teddy plots world domination*
But seriously peeps, I was just flattered to be nominated, I was surprised anyone would even remember my crazy stories

but to win, that PWN's. Thank you guys for voting for me, and thank you to the people who read the stories.
SS has real talented writers
not hacks like me and more SSers should read them because these kids are talented and they have a love of the characters and the HP world, and you can see it in their works, and you never know which one of them might be the next Jo.
Congratulations to everyone who was nominated and those who won,
SS writers are the best. And thank you SS for hosting my silly little stories ... all these years. We write them because we love them and it's nice to see people appreciate them. Thank you SS and SSers.
I love the siggy and the avvie too ... yay! Thank you whoever made it. *Is on cloud 9*