Ministry RPG Chat Thread

[Mad Eye Touz]

Oh, this Ministry is FULL of the mutterings and gossip! Jump on this chatter train and tell your spill. Minister Taylor cut your raise out? Is there love blooming in your department? Conspiracy, anyone? You know you wanna tell all the goods, so go ahead and chat away!

And don't forget to check out the new chatroom. Once you get in, type "/join #ministrygossip" (without the quotes) and you can chat away until your hearts' content about the RP. So much easier to do in real time while the action is happening than through a thread.

[BanaBatGirl]

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Originally Posted by Crystal Ball

Yes, just a few days.... Ms. Examinations Authority will be glad for a bit of rest from work, and a friendly face as she knows only a few people in the Ministry.

I can't think of anything else to say 'cept that now WE the Plural are watching YOU.

[Crystal Ball]

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

I can't think of anything else to say 'cept that now WE the Plural are watching YOU.

Should I the singular be afraid? Or....interested? Extremely interested at that?

[BanaBatGirl]

All three.

[Crystal Ball]

Now it's Ms. Examinations Authority's turn to be confuzzled All three? Now the interest has been piqued, as well as the curiosity...Things shall be interesting.

[BanaBatGirl]

Things? Also plural? Where what who huh now?

[ZDARDSKY]

Mr. Head of Creatures is about to blow a gasquet in his office!

[BanaBatGirl]

I can see why. Poor Ernie Teal.

[Crystal Ball]

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Things? Also plural? Where what who huh now?

I simply meant the time spent in the ministry will be innnneresting. That's all. Really...*shifty*

[BanaBatGirl]

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Originally Posted by Crystal Ball

I simply meant the time spent in the ministry will be innnneresting. That's all. Really...*shifty*

Suuuuuure you did. Suuuuuure.


*ish quiet now*

[PhoenixRising]

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Heheheh, yeah, me you's lil Slytherpuff Sista....only...me is not mentioned in you's siggy! WOT WOT!???!

Mr. Head of British Seats finds this new abbreviation hilarious and wonders why it makes him think of toilet seats and not magical cooperation seats and at the same time he has issues remembering important things like meetings.....about magical carpets....which he totally skipped out on....and yeah me oh my look at that run on.

Of course I ish your slytherpuff sista, and you is mine. But I can't possibly mention EVERYONE, nor did i need to in order to tell you how special you are to me!! *clings*

Ms Head-of-Transportation is greatly amused that Mr Head-of-British-Seats is enjoying his new new abbreviation and is chuckling at him and his typist for the run-on...

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Originally Posted by draco'sgirl617

Ms. Trading Standards missed the whole meeting about the conference so don't feel so bad Mr. Head of British Seats. Now she is getting coffee and going to look like she's busy working

Ms. Trading Standards just became Ms. Liason to The Department of Magical Transportation

Ms-Head-of-Transportation would like to congratulate you and wish you good luck as her new liaison. and warn you for the sparks that might fly when she goes to level one...

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Originally Posted by Crystal Ball

Ms. Examinations Authority wonders where Ms. Head-of-Transportation is....

The typist of Ms Head-of-Transportation has been utterly busy and forgot to come in here the last couple days....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenster

Mr Head-of-Games mutters "Wouldn't you like to know." And snickers

Ms Head-of-Transportation would like to smack Mr Head-of-Games in the head for that comment

Quote:

Originally Posted by Con Man

Mr. Head of Creatures is about to blow a gasquet in his office!

Ms Head-of-Transportation is wondering if Mr Head-of-Creatures needs that drink in the Leaky sooner rather than later...

Oh noes! Poor Teal! =O

[Obi-Wan K'Lari]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie may be rubbish and lacking in confidence but he can hold his own in a muggle fight. Mr MLES Head has been warned.

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie is not amused.

Mr.MLES Head gives Mr. Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie a side-long glance wondering how well he can hold his own in a wizard fight

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Mr. British Seats just burst into a gut-busting round of chuckles and finds it odd that he often causes people to . Usually it is women blushing, however, not Heads of Law Enforcement.

Mr.MLES Head's eyes become dull coloured and he thinks darkly about how exactly this story may go around

---almost died when I read that---

[BanaBatGirl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

Of course I ish your slytherpuff sista, and you is mine. But I can't possibly mention EVERYONE, nor did i need to in order to tell you how special you are to me!! *clings*

Ms Head-of-Transportation is greatly amused that Mr Head-of-British-Seats is enjoying his new new abbreviation and is chuckling at him and his typist for the run-on...

Suuuuure suuuuure. Well, I don't have anyone mentioned in my siggy...so....

Mr. British Seats can't stop laughing either and neither can I

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Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr.MLES Head's eyes become dull coloured and he thinks darkly about how exactly this story may go around

---almost died when I read that---

Say whaaaaat now? Shall I call security and tell them we have a Flasher on Level Two?

[noodles]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr.MLES Head gives Mr. Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie a side-long glance wondering how well he can hold his own in a wizard fight

Mr Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie says a lot better than his strange boss who can't even lock a blinkin' door.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Mr. British Seats can't stop laughing either and neither can I

Mr Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie can't stop giggling like a muggle schoolgirl at this.

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Say whaaaaat now? Shall I call security and tell them we have a Flasher on Level Two?

Mr Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie has to put up with sort of thing every day from Mr MLES Head so Mr British Seats should think himself lucky that he doesn't have to work on level two with the man.

[BanaBatGirl]

^ Mr. British Seats is going to thank his lucky stars then, indeed he shall.

[Obi-Wan K'Lari]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Say whaaaaat now? Shall I call security and tell them we have a Flasher on Level Two?

Mr.MLES Head's worst fears have been realized by Mr.British Seats and naturally his whole face is now crimison


Mr.British Seats and his lovely Creator have also succeeded in getting Mr.MLES Head's RPer rolling around on the floor laughing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

Mr Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie says a lot better than his strange boss who can't even lock a blinkin' door.

Mr Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie has to put up with sort of thing every day from Mr MLES Head so Mr British Seats should think himself lucky that he doesn't have to work on level two with the man.

Mr.Strange MLES Head makes no comment while he is quietly sure it had been locked and the Maintenance officer unlocked it by magic. Read all about it

Mr.Strange Boss Man MLES Head stares at Mr. Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie whilst plotting of lending him to the Aurors once they return to the ministry

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

^ Mr. British Seats is going to thank his lucky stars then, indeed he shall.

Mr.FlasherMLES Head with a bad Reputation pleads Mr.British Seats to believe that no flashing was intended...apart from a smile!

[Crystal Ball]

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhoenixRising

The typist of Ms Head-of-Transportation has been utterly busy and forgot to come in here the last couple days....

Ms. Examinations Authority understands completely. *nods* She's glad to receive word from Ms. Head-of-Transportation.

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Suuuuuure you did. Suuuuuure.

*ish quiet now*

I did! Really! Total innocence here! *pulls out slightly tarnished halo, rubs it a bit and puts it on* See? Shiny.*coughcough*

[BanaBatGirl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr.MLES Head's worst fears have been realized by Mr.British Seats and naturally his whole face is now crimison


Mr.British Seats and his lovely Creator have also succeeded in getting Mr.MLES Head's RPer rolling around on the floor laughing.

Mr.FlasherMLES Head with a bad Reputation pleads Mr.British Seats to believe that no flashing was intended...apart from a smile!

Mr. British Seats raises and eyebrow, drags out Mr. MLES Head's anxiety, and then agrees to let him go this oneeee time but only if Mr. MLES Head turns a blind eye toward Mr. British Seats' alleged tinkering with Muggle artifacts.

And Mr. British Seats' creator is also having a jolly good time herself. *high-five*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Ball

I did! Really! Total innocence here! *pulls out slightly tarnished halo, rubs it a bit and puts it on* See? Shiny.*coughcough*

I saw that! Tarnishes! Tarnishes! *points and gasps*

[Crystal Ball]

Well, nobody's perfect It's shiny now! That's all that should matter... At least I haven't got cute little devil horns on my noggin. *tail swishes under spiffy angel robes*

[BanaBatGirl]

Summmtin sumthin's not right there....mmmmhmm and what's with those funky robes, eh?

I'm still watching you....especially since you're supposedly an Edumacator for our Magical Children! *sniff*

[Crystal Ball]

Ms. Examinations Authority takes her job very seriously, thank you very much But that doesn't mean she doesn't know how to have fun Don't worry about the wee little wizards and witches, they're in good hands and the robes? a Christmas gift.

[Obi-Wan K'Lari]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Mr. British Seats raises and eyebrow, drags out Mr. MLES Head's anxiety, and then agrees to let him go this oneeee time but only if Mr. MLES Head turns a blind eye toward Mr. British Seats' alleged tinkering with Muggle artifacts.

And Mr. British Seats' creator is also having a jolly good time herself. *high-five*

Mr.MLES Head is very grateful and immensely relieved that Mr.British Seat let him off the hook...and despite the corruption of it all...he'll let the tinkering pass it's not his division anyway

[BanaBatGirl]

Man, I love the Leaky.

[Becky]

Reagan was stopped during setting up the auditorium By teh evil man we call Bao Li

[FoxFire]

When things are perhaps moving a little slowly...

make your charrie violently ill.

[ZDARDSKY]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Man, I love the Leaky.

Oh yes, oh yes.