Ministry RPG Chat Thread

[Mad Eye Touz]

Oh, this Ministry is FULL of the mutterings and gossip! Jump on this chatter train and tell your spill. Minister Taylor cut your raise out? Is there love blooming in your department? Conspiracy, anyone? You know you wanna tell all the goods, so go ahead and chat away!

And don't forget to check out the new chatroom. Once you get in, type "/join #ministrygossip" (without the quotes) and you can chat away until your hearts' content about the RP. So much easier to do in real time while the action is happening than through a thread.

[noodles]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomasina Riddle

Ms. Head of Level 8 Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders is confused *scratches chin*

Mr Rubbish MLES goes to join his wifey and quietly reminds her that she is indeed MRS head of Level 8, before retreating into the corner and looking confused again.

[Crystal Ball]

Ms. Examinations Authority understands how the lost ones feel, for she was once lost as well.

And Ms. Examinations Authority begs to differ with Mr. British Seats. We all go a little mad sometimes, don't we?

*joins in on the giggling with Ms. Experimental Charms*

[BanaBatGirl]

Mr. British Seats is, and never would be, mad/insane/crazy/etc because he is too prideful to ever admit it.

[Crystal Ball]

Ms. Examinations Authority tends to go a bit crazy herself, admittedly and believes enough firewhisky juggling would alleviate said inability to admit zaniness in Mr. British Seats.

[Obi-Wan K'Lari]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

Mr Rubbish MLES ish confuzzled. ....as usual.

Mr. MLES Head frowns at Mr. Lack of Confidence MLES before giving him a pep talk because he's sure he's the one to help

Quote:

Originally Posted by draco'sgirl617

Ms. Liason for the Depratment of Magical Transportation did that yesterday

Mr.MLES Head is astounded that he found someone with similar thoughts in the Ministry. Really when was the last time he went on a date?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Mr. British Seats rolls his eyes at all ye lost kiddos and vehemently insists that we are not THAT insane here, Ms. Examinations Authority, thankyouverymuch.

Mr.MLES Head snickers quietly because he is sure that Mr.British Seats IS insane.

[noodles]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr. MLES Head frowns at Mr. Lack of Confidence MLES before giving him a pep talk because he's sure he's the one to help

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES appreciates the gesture, but Mr MLES Head should know what Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES is like by now

[BanaBatGirl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Ball

Ms. Examinations Authority tends to go a bit crazy herself, admittedly and believes enough firewhisky juggling would alleviate said inability to admit zaniness in Mr. British Seats.

Mr. British Seats would like to see this Ms. Examinations Authority behaving crazy-like especially after a bout of said firewhiskey juggling.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr.MLES Head snickers quietly because he is sure that Mr.British Seats IS insane.

Mr. British Seats turns his head to glare at Mr. MLES Head because he is certain the Law Enforcement people have control issues.

[Crystal Ball]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Mr. British Seats would like to see this Ms. Examinations Authority behaving crazy-like especially after a bout of said firewhiskey juggling.

Ms. Examinations Authority regrets to say that this doesn't happen very often but some firewhiskey juggling would definitely bring out her crazy side. Certain occasions and certain places merit firewhiskey juggling, wouldn't Mr. British Seats agree?

[Obi-Wan K'Lari]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES appreciates the gesture, but Mr MLES Head should know what Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES is like by now

Mr. MLES Head grins and pats Mr.Lack of confidence MLES whilst restraining himself from giving in and handing over a bottle of muggle whiskey

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Mr. British Seats turns his head to glare at Mr. MLES Head because he is certain the Law Enforcement people have control issues.

Mr. MLES Head flashes Mr. British Seats wondering whether he can read thoughts...or whether he'd said it out loud

[DominaFortuna]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr.MLES Head is astounded that he found someone with similar thoughts in the Ministry. Really when was the last time he went on a date?

Ms. Blonde MLES thinks Mr. MLES Head should get out and have more fun in a way that doesn't include work in any way, shape or form - especially house elves

[BanaBatGirl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Ball

Ms. Examinations Authority regrets to say that this doesn't happen very often but some firewhiskey juggling would definitely bring out her crazy side. Certain occasions and certain places merit firewhiskey juggling, wouldn't Mr. British Seats agree?

Mr. British Seats understands and agrees that almost any party, get-together, or gathering of two or more people should include some firewhiskey juggling....and some coffee to drink too, of course.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr. MLES Head flashes Mr. British Seats wondering whether he can read thoughts...or whether he'd said it out loud

Mr. British Seats is confused as to what he was just flashed but he is a very perceptive person who knows International Cooperation/diplomacy is simply superior to Law Enforcement.

[Crystal Ball]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Mr. British Seats understands and agrees that almost any party, get-together, or gathering of two or more people should include some firewhiskey juggling....and some coffee to drink too, of course.



Mr. British Seats is confused as to what he was just flashed but he is a very perceptive person who knows International Cooperation/diplomacy is simply superior to Law Enforcement.

Ms. Examinations Authority thought Mr. British Seats would! Well, in a few days then Mr. British Seats may just get to see the crazier side of Ms. Examinations Authority.

[Tommehbell]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

Mr Rubbish MLES goes to join his wifey and quietly reminds her that she is indeed MRS head of Level 8, before retreating into the corner and looking confused again.

MRS. Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders thanks her husband Mr. MLES Hottie for reminding her of that fact!

[Crystal Ball]

Ms. Examinations Authority wonders where Ms. Head-of-Transportation is....

[McSainty]

Miss level nine brightness is very bored and needs a new job

[Obi-Wan K'Lari]

Quote:

Originally Posted by DominaFortuna

Ms. Blonde MLES thinks Mr. MLES Head should get out and have more fun in a way that doesn't include work in any way, shape or form - especially house elves

Mr.MLES Head of course agrees with Ms. Blonde MLES but is at a loss of when to fit that in and is slightly afraid of taking the chance

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Mr. British Seats is confused as to what he was just flashed but he is a very perceptive person who knows International Cooperation/diplomacy is simply superior to Law Enforcement.

OMG!

Mr.MLES Head had previously flashed Mr.British Seats a smile and now is very embarrassed to think of Mr.British Seat's impression.

[noodles]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr. MLES Head grins and pats Mr.Lack of confidence MLES whilst restraining himself from giving in and handing over a bottle of muggle whiskey

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie tackles Mr MLES Head for said bottle and runs off back to his corner of the room.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomasina Riddle

MRS. Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders thanks her husband Mr. MLES Hottie for reminding her of that fact!

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie wonders why Mrs Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders is called Mrs Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

OMG!

Mr.MLES Head had previously flashed Mr.British Seats a smile and now is very embarrassed to think of Mr.British Seat's impression.

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie snickers.

[Tommehbell]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie tackles Mr MLES Head for said bottle and runs off back to his corner of the room.

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie wonders why Mrs Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders is called Mrs Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders.

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie snickers.

Mrs. Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders looks at Mr. MLES Hottie "My employees were blue jumpers to and carry night sticks to protect"

[Disneymaniac]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Ball

Ms. Examinations Authority wonders where Ms. Head-of-Transportation is....

Mr Head-of-Games mutters "Wouldn't you like to know." And snickers

[Obi-Wan K'Lari]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amelie

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie tackles Mr MLES Head for said bottle and runs off back to his corner of the room.

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie snickers.

Mr. MLES Head is horrified and runs after Mr. Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie attempting to get said bottle back

Mr.MLES Head thinks of possibilities of stealing whiskey away from Mr.Lack of Confience MLES Head

[noodles]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomasina Riddle

Mrs. Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick holders looks at Mr. MLES Hottie "My employees were blue jumpers to and carry night sticks to protect"

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie thanks Mrs Head of Jumper Babies and Night Stick Holders Level 8 for clearing that up for his simple mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr. MLES Head is horrified and runs after Mr. Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie attempting to get said bottle back

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie may be rubbish and lacking in confidence but he can hold his own in a muggle fight. Mr MLES Head has been warned.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

Mr.MLES Head thinks of possibilities of stealing whiskey away from Mr.Lack of Confience MLES Head

Mr Rubbish Lack of Confidence MLES Hottie is not amused.

[Crystal Ball]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jenster

Mr Head-of-Games mutters "Wouldn't you like to know." And snickers

Ms. Examinations Authority replies, " Why yes!" And thinks to herself what a helpful man Mr. Head-of-Games is.

[BanaBatGirl]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crystal Ball

Ms. Examinations Authority thought Mr. British Seats would! Well, in a few days then Mr. British Seats may just get to see the crazier side of Ms. Examinations Authority.

Indeed.... and now he is extra-suspicious of Ms. Examinations Authority and her juggling/crazy capabilities. Just a few days, you say?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linda Hagrid

OMG!

Mr.MLES Head had previously flashed Mr.British Seats a smile and now is very embarrassed to think of Mr.British Seat's impression.

Mr. British Seats just burst into a gut-busting round of chuckles and finds it odd that he often causes people to . Usually it is women blushing, however, not Heads of Law Enforcement.

[draco'sgirl617]

Ms. Liason for the Department of Magical Transportation sits back and watches the amusing posts but is slightly confused about what is going on

[Crystal Ball]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Indeed.... and now he is extra-suspicious of Ms. Examinations Authority and her juggling/crazy capabilities. Just a few days, you say?




Mr. British Seats just burst into a gut-busting round of chuckles and finds it odd that he often causes people to . Usually it is women blushing, however, not Heads of Law Enforcement.

Yes, just a few days.... Ms. Examinations Authority will be glad for a bit of rest from work, and a friendly face as she knows only a few people in the Ministry.