Second Chapter!



Post your stories before November 10.

You must include:
1. Someone must use a hairbrush as a microphone.
2. "Neville, you're my hero!" must be uttered.
3. At least one cameo appearance from an Evil Elite member of your choice.
4. The "truth" about Hermione's bushy hair must come out.
5. Harry must say, "I'm not afraid of purple. I'm not afraid of purple."
6. Someone, for whatever reason, must kiss a house elf.


The feast was over and it was time to go back to the dorms. But before the trio went up they decided to go down to the kitchen and wish Dobby a merry Christmas. So the tickled the pear and entered the kitchen. It was a total mess with dishes here and dishes there, the house elves were nowhere to be found. Then as they were closer they noticed the entire house elf’s in the corner cowering from something. Harry noticed Dobby in the far corner.

“Dobby!” Harry said to the little guy.
Dobby looked up, “Harry potter sir, oh I am glad you have come to save us sir!” dobby hugged Harry.
“What do you mean Dobby?” Hermione asked as Dobby looked at them.
“Oh miss, oh miss, these people have come here and have scared us elves! They is eating all the food and throwing things!” Dobby said in his scared squeaky voice.
“Who are they Dobby?!” Ron said as he looked around for these misfits. “Bet its Draco and his gang!” he said to Harry.
“Oh no sir! Oh no! We have never seen these people sir!” he said then went in closer to whisper, “They is very evil sir, evil…” then squeaked.
“Where are they Dobby?” Harry whispered as he moved to see.

All of a sudden a little person ran out of somewhere and kissed Harry. He looked down at what just kissed him and saw that it was Winky, Mr. Crouches old house elf.

“Oh Harry Potter sir!” Winky said as she clung to him. “They’s are very scary sir…”She says in her weird squeaky voice.
“Where are they Winky ….” He said as he bent down to her view.
She looked at him with her big black teary…wow there big! Oops back to the storie…eyes and said, “over there sir!” and she pointed to the other side near the back of the kitchen.

The trio all went slowly to the place where Winky pointed and saw something…hmmm what could it be…right back to the storie…it was a light…? A light….no not just a light a purple light from where these mysterious things were…

“I’m not afraid of purple. I’m not afraid of purple…” Harry kept muttering to himself.
“Shhh Harry…I hear something…” Hermione said as they crept around the corner.

As they turned the corner they saw three people singing the Barney song with purple hair brushes:

I love you, you love me!
Were a happy Family!
With a great big hug, and a kiss from you to me…

Then they stopped singing and I looked at the trio….”Hey Guys!” the three mysterious people said.
“Who are you?” the trio asked….

*hey what r u guys doing in my story!*
“What was that?!” Harry looked around hearing a voice.
*Up here! Whuuuhoww! Ya I’m the person that made you come in here*
“What are you talking about? Where here from our own free will!” Hermione said.
*Ha you wish! Hehehehe Now would you guys get out of my storie!*
“Who are they?” Ron said looking for the voice.

The three came towards the trio making them step back…”I’m Zy and that’s Cass and that’s Lotus” Zy said. “Were from her world!” Cass pointed up towards me… “Yep we wanted to have some fun..” Lotus said.
*well now shoo get out! Hehehe *cough*Evil people *cough* see I’m getting a cold*
“Hold on we will…and be nice Jennifer…” said Zy. “Ya we just wanted to ask Hermione something...” Cass said.
*ok get it over with…go on….*
“Ok…Hermione what’s up with your hair girl…” Lotus said.
Hermione stepped up very hesitatant, “Well it’s like this cuz…well…when I was five my cousin made a fireworks explosion and well it messed up my hair and the mean muggle people made it worse…” *sniff*

“That explains it! Well we should go now!” Zy said. “Happy now…”Said Cass.
* Very! Now….*
“Ok bye!” Lotus said and they went into the freezer and shut the door.

“What the heck…”Ron said as he opened the freezer door. “There gone…”

They were all in shock and what just happened…as they looked up to see if there creator me was there hehe…no I will not speak to them again…

“That was weird…”Hermione said as they went back to the house elves.

All the house elves were cheering and saying “Neville you’re my hero!” why they called them Neville well that just another mystery I will keep to my self hahahaha!




Chapter 3!

1. Snape for some reason takes a bath in the lake
2. Dumbledore is caught with 3 cats, a donkey, and 12 pineapples in the great hall
3. Lilly Potter makes an appearance wearing a Hula skirt and coconut bra
4. Half the school sings. “Walk like an Egyptian”
5. And two people must have an argument over the last pineapple.
6. Plus all the main characters must appear in a costume, for some amount of time

Due: November 12

So the trio left the kitchen because the elfs had kicked them out to clean after someone’s mess…you know who u are *Cough* Zy *Cough* Cass *Cough* Lotus *Cough* wow my cold is back hehe… They were still wondering why the were just called Neville * that’s for me to know and well for you to never find out…ok…it had to be put somewhere hehe….* But choose to just ignore it and keep going *there very well trained if I do sat myself*

They had just come back from the kitchens and were now passing the great hall when they saw Dumbledore. They all looked at each other because for some reason he had 3 cats, a donkey, and 12 pineapples with him. So they went up to him and he noticed them were very worried…possibly Dumbledore had popped a vein or something due to a other certain trio *wink* *wink*

“I see you all are looking at me in an odd way…well this is my dear cousins way of showing me how much he cares…but hen again chocolate would have been much better…” he smirked and went on his merry way passing the 12 pineapples to them.
“What’s this for…” Ron said looking down at the pineapples.
“Do what you want….I don’t like pineapples that much…” and he was gone like that.

Thus puzzled as they were not knowing what to do with 12 pineapples except eat them *duh…it’s like I have to tell them what to do…well that proves that Hermione’s wrong I control them hehehe!*
They finally reached the common room and saw that Fred and George were still there. They were giving a party and there was a bunch of food. They had earned tons of money from there little business now…well it’s not little anymore… So everyone was eating here and there, but after 10 minutes the trio and some other characters (to lazy to write there names) felt a little well jolly. Fred and George noticed and started smirking, Ron noticed and went up to them.


“What did you do to us?!” Ron yelled.
“Oh nothing!” they said smirking. Then all of a sudden Neville screamed then Harry and some others (still to lazy) Ron turned around then looked at him self and gasped…
“You turned us into Santa’s!” Hermione yelled. They all had Santa costumes on.

There was really nothing anyone could do and it wore off after a few minutes and the party continued on like nothing ever happened. It was finally time for bed and wow the pineapples were almost gone there was on left…hmmm… Ron eyed it and so did Hermione, they both jumped for it and fought for a while till finally Harry grabbed it from both of them and ate it…he ate it! All by himself! With no care!...that’s my Harry!...And then went to bed…hehe…

It was the next day and Fred and George were finally gone but the trio made she they throw out anything belonging to the twins, just in case. So Harry and Ron decided to go for an early walk in the morning to get some air *note I thought they needed some exercise after all that food hehe* As they walked closer around the lake they noticed something or someone in the lake appearing to be taking a bath. Harry and Ron got closer and were on the edge of the lake as they noticed it was Snape! Snape just noticed them and went very red.

“What are you two doing here!” Snape said furiously.
Ron looked at him and started to sneaker, “It’s more what are YOU doing taking a bath in the lake!”
Snape redder, “For your information I like the way the water feels around me…now let a man be in peace!” he yelled. Then whispered to himself, “I didn’t mean to tell them that…the darn food last night!” and went back to his bath.

Ron and Harry decided to make a run for it before it was too late and ran like Forrest Gump. *Run Forest, Run! Hehe* but wait Ron doesn’t know who Forest is…oh well…

They went to the dining hall to have breakfast and saw Hermione. “Hey Hermione!” they both said.
“Oh hey guys!” she said. Then Harry noticed a girl beside Hermione in a hula skirt and a coconut bra…what the heck…he looked closely and no it couldn’t be…really…no…but it looked like…but…could it…* ok I’ll say it already* It was no other then Harry’s mom Lily, Harry gasped and Ron joined in.

“Oh boys! Have you never seen a ghost before…come one you see them everyday!” Lily said as she got up, “Well gotta go just wanted to see you Harry since it is the holiday season and all! You’ve grown so much ~sniff~ well gots to go!” and pouf she was gone.
Harry was bewildered and in total shock no one knew how that just happened but they finally realized 8 after so darn long* that strange things happen because if a certain being *me* and looked up trying to look at something *you can’t see me you weird people! Never! ~snicker~ *

*And to make them think of it more I wave my magic wand and swish* All of a sudden to school starts to sing, “Walk like an Egyptian!” *hehe! That shows them ~snickers some more~ * And they look up again even more Ron more then the rest though…it’s how he is…

Chapter 4!


1. Half the great hall singing Bohemian Rhapsody (by queen)
2. The other half dancing the Macarena to it
3. Everyone in slytherin is giving out flowers (including Snape)
4. A basilisk appears
5. And the great hall is out of food for some reason or other


1) Winky must start demanding pay from Dumbledore
2) Ron must start singing the muffin man song
3) The guy on the news must declare it national _________ day (be creative... )
4)The man on the moon(made out of spagetthi) must get hungry and eat part of the moon thereby making it impossible for werewolves around the world to transform..dun dun dun!!!





As the great hall has now been singing no one seems to notice…that…there…is…no…food…on…the…table! But you see I know why, it’s because of the evil trio *~cough~ Zy, Lotus, and Cass ~cough~ * since they had a little feud the night before with the eating and breaking of things in the kitchens, made the elf’s very distraught and unable to make food. So now looking down on there tables with no food everyone was very saddened *evil! Hehehe ~cough~* So to cheer everyone up I *yes me* made for some reason all the Slytherin’s including snapey poo give out flowers to everyone in the hall.

But this did not cheer them up so then I *yes be already* made someone from the Ravenclaw table *who will remain nameless for I don’t feel like making anything up…yes lazy…very…* started singing the song from Queen called Bohemian Rhapsody which made half the half start singing it also. Then *feeling bored and very ~cough~ evil ~cough~ * the other half of the hall started doing the steps to the Macarena. Then for some reason someone read something from The Quibbler stating that it was National Muffin Man Day!
And this made Ron start singing the muffin man song making the hall a total frenzy.

Like this breakfast couldn’t get any worse Winky the house elf comes through the doors and makes her way to Dumbledore. She started demanding pay from Dumbledore saying how last night she couldn’t take it and after what happened with *you know whom* she needed pay for all her work. Of course Dumbledore being the nice man he is said yes and Winky was totally surprised leaving her speechless and so she just left. *weird yes but oh well! Hehe*

Well that left everyone speech less and went back to realizing there was no food…so…*since it’s a very eventful morning hehe!* Malfoy came running in *for I made him disappear for this* screaming about a Basilisk. Then what else then a basilisk came into the hall after Malfoy. *oh this is fun lol!* All of a sudden as if it was never there *whoosh! with my magic wand* it was gone!

“Ok what just happened!” Harry said to Ron and Hermione.
“I have no idea mate!” said Ron looking dumbstruck.
“……….” Well Hermione didn’t know what to say after that.

Then Dumbledore rose and the hall went silent, “I know what you all are thinking…and I most say so my self it is very weird!” Everyone in the hall just looked at him.
“Well there is not much I can say but it’s all because of her!” and with that him pointed to me! *yes me!*
“And also because the man on the moon who is made out of spaghetti was very hungry and decided to eat part of the moon...” *breath in* “ so now it is impossible for werewolves around the world to transform creating these very weird occurrences to happen.”

And with that he beckoned all to leave and go to classes for he and I had nothing to say on the present matter at hand. So obedient as they were they left with no argument and went to class.

But Ron still kept looking me so I decided to show myself and winked to make sure he knew I was there. Mwahahahahahaha!







Chapter 5!

1. Snape must kiss Hermione (is that allowed?)
2. Lupin must say he loves the smell of socks
3. Draco must sing "ain't no mountain high enough"
4. Ron must say "get your own booger favored bean"
5. You must appear in the ff and do the chicken dance


Well the day went on and classes began again…it actually was a boring day *in a crummy mode hehe*
So to make things interesting I *yes me* decided to finally make an appearance *especially since Ron kept looking up…hehe* So since like always Snapey was being mean in potions I thought I’d appear then, to make things interesting…*mwahahahaha*

So there was a *poof* and I appeared! Mwahahahaha *cough* this evilness is getting to me*cough*
There I was in a cowboy outfit and hat doing my version of what we call the chicken dance with a fake horsey. But of course everyone was like what…and huh…and all I did was leave them there thinking! Mwahahahaha!

“Who are you and what are you doing in my class!” Of course Snapey said this demanding of course for an answer, did I give him one…maybe…well…no! hahaha….let him go nuts why not! So all he did was rave and yell at me and say things which I am not! And I mean I am not in favor to tell! *for if I do…well lets just say…I wouldn’t be here…shhh! Don’t tell…*

Finally after 5 minutes of yelling Ron came forward, “I know who you are!”
“Oh really….” I said finally stopping my dance.
“Yeah!” said Harry after his silence which I thought was very good for…well…he always gets to talk!
“Your…you know…” Hermione said pointing up, “Her!”

“Well…alright, alright! You’ve got me! Tis me!” I said all authorly like I could be.

Snape looked at me very puzzled and confused as which is all I could say. “So…” he said looking closely at me. “How do we know its you…” he asked.

And to make him never and I mean never take my word for it again I did something…what…hehe…well…

All of a sudden Snape grabbed Hermione and kissed her! Yes kiss her! The class went silent and then *smack* he got a fist full from Hermione and then there was a *gasp* from everyone. It was quite a scene if I do say so myself! Hehe…

“Well…a…I…it…well…it was worth it! You should give it a try someday Weasley!” Snape said as he put him self back together and decided it was time to leave.
“Now do you believe me!” I said as he left in a hurry. “I do enjoy myself hahahehe mwahahaha!”

Then with another *poof* Draco began singing “Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain’t no river wide enough! To keep me from getting to you babe!” Which he continued of course but mesa to lazy to put the whole song down…it’s the evilness in me…hehehe hahaha Mwahahahahaha!

I then decided to make myself comfortable and *poof* a comfy chair appeared in the front of the class and I took a seat. I decided to teach them the chicken dance and of course how to be evil…which for some wasn’t to hard but for others mainly Neville…poor guy…it took a while. After a while I decided that I must return and saying my goodbyes I returned with a *poof* and I was GONE! Gone with the wind! * I luv that movie*

Of course class was over and it was lunch time. The gang entered the great hall and went to sit at the Gryffindor table. Then Ron spotted a weird yellowy green Bertie bean, he ran for it and grabbed it, “Get your own booger flavored bean!” he said as Harry eyed him.

“No problem mate…” Harry said as he sat down and Ron stuffed it in his mouth and enjoyed it very much.

Well it wouldn’t be lunch or any other eating time in my story if something wasn’t gonna happen. So of course if you didn’t already guess something or someone was there. So no other then…who…well… Lupin! He came to visit Harry today…why…I didn’t know that already hehe! He went right up to Harry and the gang and decided to take a seat.

“Hey guys!” he said eyeing there confuzzled faces hehe.
“Lupin?” they said in unison.
“Haha…yes it’s me!” Lupin said as he took his shoe off and smelled his sock, “Oh I love the smell of socks!”

And with that we leave our lovely and confuzzled friends for another day! A very fun day…hehe haha Mwahahahaha!

Malfoy_is_HOTT!'s dare:
*Jack Sparrow and Will turner (from Pirates of the Carribean) must appear
*Jack must say at least three things he says in the movie
*Will must be chased my a mob of lovestruck girls
*Some members of the Elite must appear
*Someone must decide to become pirate
*Dumbledore and McGannagal must preform a tap dance routine
*the characters of the fic must realize they are being controled by the author and go on strike
Due date: 19th Dec.


Well another day passed for our lovely friends at Hogwarts and of course it couldn’t happen without its share of weirdness brought to them by of course me! *And the Eliters lest we forget, but mostly me…me, me, me…oh enough of that!*

Well the day couldn’t have started off weirder then this…it all started with a little thing I like to call a dance routine. It happened in first period with McGannagal. They were all transfiguring a bunny into a pair of slippers today…but of course someone had to mess up and who could it be other then…Hermione. *What? It’s always Neville or poor ol’ Ronniekins! It’s my story and I’ll do what I want! Hmph!* Well yes it was Hermione and instead of slippers she happened to turn them into tap shoes. *How you can turn bunnies into tap shoes…no clue…but it’s my story and well…it’s gonna happen to be weird eh? Hehehe*

Of course everyone was shocked and of course Hermione couldn’t believe it either and of course she did a little thing and looked up and of course wasn’t pleased. *hehehe* And when all of a sudden Dumbledore came in she was even more displeased because now everyone would know! *Muahahahah* But, he didn’t seem to notice and walked up to McGannagal holding the tap shoes.

“Oh Minerva! Aren’t those pretty! You must have known I was coming up to practice didn’t you?!”
“Practice, Albus?” Looking confuzzled. “Oh…of course! But now, here, in front of the children Albus?”
“Why not Minerva?! It’ll give us an audience, and they could judge us of course.”
McGannagal looked around then hesitated but then said, “Alright Albus…if we must!”

And with that McGannagal put on the tap shoes Hermione happened to transfigure and Dumbledore conjured up another pair for him. With that they both started to tap dance and left the class in awe at what was happening. But this time it wasn’t Hermione that looked up…it was itty bitty Ronniekins. *Smiles at him. Hehehe* They both continued till the end of class, which some where very glad it only lasted 10 minutes and ran out as soon as the bell rang with out a word from any of them.

Oh the trio were mumbling things that I’m not in favor to say, saying things that wouldn’t be welcomed, and of course this made me mad and decided to give them another taste of authorly power. So, with this and since I’m in a happy, happy mood and can’t get enough of those two from Pirates of the Caribbean, I decided to pop in Will Turner and Jack Sparrow. Then with another *pop* all the Eliters *which are too many and am to lazy to write down them all* appeared and with a look at the wonderfully gorgeous and hot Will…*Oh so very hot…Hehehe* ran after him without even taking a look at their surroundings. *Hey when you see a hot guy who cares….right?! Hehehe*

As Will and the eliters ran through Hogwarts class was finishing so this caused mayhem with not only the eliters after Will but also half the population of Hogwarts girls after him! The love struck girls were running after him like there was no tomorrow.

Will was in a state of shock and started mumbling, “They have taken Elizabeth, we must save her! So this is your able bodied crew?! I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either?!”

Of course the trio were in a state of shock as well and really just didn’t know what to say to this. *hehehe* But then Draco *The boy who just won’t stop sending me love letters to my cloud of glitter. Which I never get to read fully for it first has to get through my protective layer of anti-n00b devices and spells ~sigh~ thanks Cass! Not!* appeared and decided that the only way to get me would be to be a pirate. So he put on an eye patch and went “Arr mates!” and ran with Will. ~sigh~

What can I say but that the trio were fed up and within 5 minutes Hermione showed up with tons of signs and started handing them up…and within 2 minutes the whole school was on strike! ~sigh~ So with a *poof* Will And Jack were gone, leaving Draco running by himself and the whole school on strike.

What’s a girl to do…~sigh~



That was my dare fic before I stopped writing, so enjoy! Hopefully I'll have a new dare update. =)

Now here thy is a new chapter from the dare now up.

Chapter 7

"I wonder what happened to her..." Hermione said as she walked down the hall with Harry and Ron.
"It was probably your fault she left! Starting that strike and all!" Ron mumbled as he glared at Hermione.
"It was not! I...I didn't mean for her to leave. Really Ron!" Exclaimed Hermy taking a glance down.
"Ya huh...."
"Come on guys lets not argue today for once." Harry finally said as he stared at his two friends.
"Fine." Both Hermy and Ron said in unison while Ron glanced up like he usually did.

You see, you could say I stopped writing because of Hermione. But truely...it was really because I had just become to busy and forgot about it and then I was really just not inspired. -whispers- Just don't tell Hermy, I love it when she's like that. -cackles- Chaos is just so much fun. -jumps around- Anyways...~ahem~ Lets have some fun and get the wackiness rolling.

So off the trio went to the great hall for lunch. While entering Hermione stopped dead as her mouth opened. "Oh...my...gosh." She said. "Whaaa?!" Ron said as he stared at Hermione then fully opened his eyes to the great hall. "Oh yeah, she's baaaaccckkk." Harry said with a smile. The three of them looked around the great hall, it was a great big halloween feast with decorations and candies on the tables;people were dressed up and everyone was chattering. They went off to sit at the Gryffindor table and Hermione still had her mouth opened.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts! Big ones,small ones...dududu." Seamus sang from in front of them. "hmm?" He said as the trio just looked at him. "Not my fault you guys aren't dressed up." He added as he got up and walked off with his platform shoes humming the song continually. "Goldfish! Goldfish in his shoooeeesss!" Exclaimed Ron with a look of amazement. "She is definitely back." Harry said as Ron nodded and stared down at the food in front of him.

While on my lovely glitter cloud I just can't help but laugh. I can't believe how much I've actually missed this. -grins- Seriously, who wouldn't enjoy the havoc you can 'cause when they have just no ability to even stop it? Like, who wouldn't! So as I sit onmy cloud I ponder and I wonder, what else could I do to make the trio(mainly Hermione) go all ballistical on me? Then an idea pops into my mind and DING DING DING I have an idea scotty! A swish of my magic wand and -poof- the thing they all dread is in front of them.

"You know, I actually prefer when she's here. I kinda felt lonely..."
"You have to be kidding me Ron." Huffed Hermione.
"Your just jealous!" He grinned.
But right before Hermione could even think about a come back to that Hagrid suddenly walked into the great hall dressed in what seemed to be a foul attempt at dressing in drag. "Hagrid?!" Harry squeaked as he came closer to the trio. "'ello Harry,Ron, Hermione." Hagrid said before walking off to the staff table. "She's really done it this time hasn't she?!" Harry exclaimed. "That is just the most horrible...ugliest sites ever!"

Meh, I must admit, Harry is right. -blinks- I really don't wanna explain in full detail how poor Hagrid looks like, you might feel the sudden urge to croak. He seems to be rather proud of his look though o_O I don't ask my characters why they let me do the things I do, I just do it -shakes head- Please next time give me a better site to work with! Hagrid in a dress and make-up....ugh. -dies-

Hermione was a bit...disgruntled now. I could feel like nice surge of energy seep through her body as she sat there looking away from her food, she had lost her appetite. "What's next?! She should've just stayed where she was." Hermione said as I looked up from above quite hurt thank you very much. "How dare you!" Screamed a voice from behind her, turning around there stood Draco. "Sheeeeee was the best thing that ever happened to me!" He sobbed. (Awww he still loves me ) "I'm sorry Draco." Hermione added quietly before Draco yelled again. "I've been so lonely!" (o_O I never had a relationship with you Draco. Get over yourself dude -sigh-) So because I was fed up with his ramblings, which were sweet but tiring after a while.Meh. I swished my wand and -whoops- "DRACO!" The trio yelled as Draco's pants suddenly ripped and fell down showing his 'I love Jennz' undies. (-bangs head-) He ran out of the great hall sqealing like the little girl he was. -cackles-

"Ok, now that was funny." (AND SHE FINALLY AGREES -dies-) "Lets get out of here guys." Harry said as they got up and left the great hall.



aixla's dare:
1. The halloween feast as a costumed afair.
2. A "wardrobe malfunction" along the lines of last years superbowl
3. Hagrid in drag
4. Someone must be wearing platform shoes with goldfish inside
5. Someone must sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
Due date: 7th November.

Tee hee. I love seeing how people flesh out these dares. Great job!

Jenn! Is it just me or has half you fic simply VANISHED!?
What happened? I was sure there was a lotmore of this...
*Cries*
I liked your latest, however.
Deal.

ZY! -glompses-

Umm the old thread died so I just reposted my other chapters. So it really didn't vanish.

Thanks!!! =)

Hehehee, that's great my Jennzy!
You rock0rx.

Last update: 11-5-04