Malfoy_is_HOTT!'s dare:
*Jack Sparrow and Will turner (from Pirates of the Carribean) must appear
*Jack must say at least three things he says in the movie
*Will must be chased my a mob of lovestruck girls
*Some members of the Elite must appear
*Someone must decide to become pirate
*Dumbledore and McGannagal must preform a tap dance routine
*the characters of the fic must realize they are being controled by the author and go on strike
Due date: 19th Dec.


Well another day passed for our lovely friends at Hogwarts and of course it couldn’t happen without its share of weirdness brought to them by of course me! *And the Eliters lest we forget, but mostly me…me, me, me…oh enough of that!*

Well the day couldn’t have started off weirder then this…it all started with a little thing I like to call a dance routine. It happened in first period with McGannagal. They were all transfiguring a bunny into a pair of slippers today…but of course someone had to mess up and who could it be other then…Hermione. *What? It’s always Neville or poor ol’ Ronniekins! It’s my story and I’ll do what I want! Hmph!* Well yes it was Hermione and instead of slippers she happened to turn them into tap shoes. *How you can turn bunnies into tap shoes…no clue…but it’s my story and well…it’s gonna happen to be weird eh? Hehehe*

Of course everyone was shocked and of course Hermione couldn’t believe it either and of course she did a little thing and looked up and of course wasn’t pleased. *hehehe* And when all of a sudden Dumbledore came in she was even more displeased because now everyone would know! *Muahahahah* But, he didn’t seem to notice and walked up to McGannagal holding the tap shoes.

“Oh Minerva! Aren’t those pretty! You must have known I was coming up to practice didn’t you?!”
“Practice, Albus?” Looking confuzzled. “Oh…of course! But now, here, in front of the children Albus?”
“Why not Minerva?! It’ll give us an audience, and they could judge us of course.”
McGannagal looked around then hesitated but then said, “Alright Albus…if we must!”

And with that McGannagal put on the tap shoes Hermione happened to transfigure and Dumbledore conjured up another pair for him. With that they both started to tap dance and left the class in awe at what was happening. But this time it wasn’t Hermione that looked up…it was itty bitty Ronniekins. *Smiles at him. Hehehe* They both continued till the end of class, which some where very glad it only lasted 10 minutes and ran out as soon as the bell rang with out a word from any of them.

Oh the trio were mumbling things that I’m not in favor to say, saying things that wouldn’t be welcomed, and of course this made me mad and decided to give them another taste of authorly power. So, with this and since I’m in a happy, happy mood and can’t get enough of those two from Pirates of the Caribbean, I decided to pop in Will Turner and Jack Sparrow. Then with another *pop* all the Eliters *which are too many and am to lazy to write down them all* appeared and with a look at the wonderfully gorgeous and hot Will…*Oh so very hot…Hehehe* ran after him without even taking a look at their surroundings. *Hey when you see a hot guy who cares….right?! Hehehe*

As Will and the eliters ran through Hogwarts class was finishing so this caused mayhem with not only the eliters after Will but also half the population of Hogwarts girls after him! The love struck girls were running after him like there was no tomorrow.

Will was in a state of shock and started mumbling, “They have taken Elizabeth, we must save her! So this is your able bodied crew?! I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either?!”

Of course the trio were in a state of shock as well and really just didn’t know what to say to this. *hehehe* But then Draco *The boy who just won’t stop sending me love letters to my cloud of glitter. Which I never get to read fully for it first has to get through my protective layer of anti-n00b devices and spells ~sigh~ thanks Cass! Not!* appeared and decided that the only way to get me would be to be a pirate. So he put on an eye patch and went “Arr mates!” and ran with Will. ~sigh~

What can I say but that the trio were fed up and within 5 minutes Hermione showed up with tons of signs and started handing them up…and within 2 minutes the whole school was on strike! ~sigh~ So with a *poof* Will And Jack were gone, leaving Draco running by himself and the whole school on strike.

What’s a girl to do…~sigh~



That was my dare fic before I stopped writing, so enjoy! Hopefully I'll have a new dare update. =)