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kayquilz · #1 (**permalink**) 12-23-2015, 01:57 AM

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After clambering through a large circular door on the wall of the common room, you'll find yourself faced with series of underground tunnels, each leading to a dormitory. Once you've found yours, you'll discover large four-poster beds covered by cozy patchwork quilts. The soft glow from copper lamps illuminate the space and the copper bed-warmers on the walls ensure a warm night's sleep.

**Peeves** · 09-04-2017, 07:55 PM

Heeeee heee

haaaa haaa

hooo hoo hoooo hooo!

It wasn't every bed in the whole dorm, but it was A LOT OF 'EM! HIPPOGRIFF DUNG IN PLASTIC BAGGIES HIDDEN UNDER THE DUVETS.

The children would be in for a TREAT when they came up from the feast...

Peeves cackled and poof'd away.

#BYELOSERS.

sweetpinkpixie · 09-06-2017, 01:21 PM

HOME SWEET HOME!

Well...kinda. Derf was mostly just exhausted from all the excitement that the start of term came with. The bustle of the station and joyous chaos of the platform...and he HAD spent the majority of his train ride chasing after the box of chocolate frogs he had sorta let loose...so he had done more than his fair share of exercise for the day really.

Which was precisely why the third year unceremoniously FLOPPED on to his bed when he arrived in his dorm FINALLY at the end of the day. Ah yes hellooooooooooooooooooooo mattress.

...........................it was a lot more squishy than he remembered it being in places.
Sorta. Huh. Wiggling around like a cruppy on his back to get comfortable, something DEFINITELY shifted around under him and even had this weird kinda of sound like one would imagine if you stepped on a sponge.

And then came the SMELL.

"Huuuuuuuuuh?" the blonde chirped as he rolled off his head and ripped off the duvet to see a big ol' brown SPLAT now in the middle of his bed...and is certainly was NOT chocolate.

SOMEONE HAD SECRETED IN HIS BED?! OMG WHAT IF IT WAS MAGICAL POOP?! OMG BEST WELCOME BACK GIFT EVER!

HOLY FLAMING SALAMANDERS. WAS IT IN ALL THEIR BEDS?! SIMON WAS GOING TO HAVE A PROPER HEART ATTACK AND DIE! HE HAD TO CHECK THEM ALL! Which was precisely what he did and the task of pulling off duvets from the other beds had left him with several bags of, er, poop.

But what kind of dung was it? DRAGON? No...the shade was kinda off from what he remembered...

HMMMMMMMMMMM...

Setting his humble collection of poop bags on his bedside table, Derf sat back down on his own bed and looked at the giant smudge in the middle of his sheets. Did he...taste test? Wasn't that how some wizards were able to identify these sorts of things?

Not that he had ever eaten dung before. Worms yes, loads of times. Dung...not so much.

emjay · 09-07-2017, 02:46 PM

Henry was still trying to wrap his head around this whole Head Boy role and what all that entailed. It made him feel... responsible, much more than being prefect last year. But it was still just the first day and he was sure he'd eventually be able to settle into his role and feel comfortable about it. At least he hoped.

After guiding some of the newly sorted first years to the common room and to their dorms, Henry thought he might just peek into some of the other boys dorm rooms to make sure everything was okay and see if anyone needed anything before he made his way to the seventh year boys room.

The third year dorm was the first he came to and he poked his head into the open doorway. "Hey, Derf! Everything...." Oh.. what was that smell? Henry couldn't help the grimace, but decided not to specifically comment just yet, just in case... you know.. that smell was coming from Derf. He wouldn't want to embarrass the younger boy. "Uh... everything okay?"

sweetpinkpixie · 09-09-2017, 12:56 PM

There was something FAMILIAR about this stench...and Derf had been around loads of dung because of all the time he had spent working with creatures and such. He had even dragged his mattress down to sleep in the barn and nursery now and then so...yes...Derf knew a thing or two.

"Not unicorn or mooncalf," he mused. Those two were obvious enough. "Not dragon..." It was on the tip of his tongue, something that was ironically also likely to become a reality as he peered closed to the stain on his bed. The creaking open the door did pull him away from the poop and soon the Hufflepuff was grinning eagerly at HEAD BOY Henry. HBH for short, which was pretty catchy, you know? "Someone left bags of poop in some of the beds," he chirped with a quick glance over to the ones on his nightstand. "Awfully nice of whoever it was, you know? Putting them in bags like this." Derf thought so. "Didn't know I had one when I flopped on my bed soooooooo..." Yeah...he was going to need to change his sheets and stuff. "You reckon the house elves are too busy tonight?" Cause, you know, feast prep and clean up and such.

emjay · 09-19-2017, 04:01 AM

What?

Henry gave Derf an odd sort of look at his declaration. "Bags of poop?" What sort of prank....? Oh.. "Sounds like a Peeves trick, if you ask me." Unless one of his dorm mates was a serious prankster, but knowing who his dorm mates were, Henry really doubted it. And he wouldn't exactly call it nice.. though maybe Derf had a point. In a bag would be much nicer than just... well, loose.

"Oh.." He made that face again as he looked over at Derf's bed. "Is it all over your sheets and stuff? Well, at least I know where that smell is coming from." Honestly, he just thought the younger boy was extra gassy after dinner. But yeah, this was worse. "Probably?" He was sure the elves had plenty to do right when students were getting back, but it was their job. "I think they'd still be happy to help out though. Here, let me help you get the sheets off."

sweetpinkpixie · 09-26-2017, 09:49 AM

Peeves? Derf SUPPOSED that made sense...but he was still uncertain. "But...why would Peeves use baggies?" he asked the Head Boy curiously. Genuinely interested here. It was just unusual for Peeves not to go above and beyond when it came to messes and this was kinda clean. "Instead of...you know...liiiiiiiike...flinging it all on the walls or spreading it across our sheets like butter?"

Which, well, Derf had done entirely on his own when he had flopped down on his bed so he supposed that solved the latter question. Sotra.

"You think...he is losing his edge because he misses Miffy and Storm?" Could poltergeists even GET depressed?

Ruffling his hair, Derf nodded at Henry and moved to the other side of his bed to begin untucking the sheets. While he did so, he naturally was taking closer peeks at the feces on his bed and looking for any means to identify it.
Like what was IN the poop! "Ooooh...I think I see a tiny rodent skull!" he squeaked excitedly as he reached over and plucked it right out from the spread like it was no big deal. "And that...might be a feather?" Like from a bird? "Well that narrows things down some," he added with a nod.

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