Taking her bottle of water out of her bag, Lorelai munched on her HEALTHY carrot sticks, taking each bite with a coherant accompanying giggle. Which was very fun.

Looking around, she sighed once and kinda went and took a seat. Because she didnt even care that someone else was sitting on the table already. But she did mind, that they were sitting at HER table.

That had never been claimed

"Do you mind? Like... table. Sit. Mine."

" I am glad you liked doing the drawings" Rex told Keely. " no, you tell us what Kay and I can do for you" Rex said to Keely. " Kay, we have "The Magical Five". so why could we not start an ubderstudy " Magical Helpers and include Keely?" Rex asked her. "What do you think about iy ?" Rex asked Keeley. " This will start with people who have been picked on by Evelyn and destiny and then othere who have been picked on by other students, especially from slimy Slytherin" Rex explained to Keely and Kay.

"Do you really like the drawings honey?" Rex asked Kay. " This is an early birthday present dor you and mine will be at my bedside in my dorm" Rex explained to Kay. " Let's not say asnything to those oinker's again, that will get to them" Rex told Kay. "Well, we can make sounds towards them such as Soiee. Soiee, that is hog calling in Texas" Rex laughed so hard, he almost split a gut.

Even though this place was MEGA boring, Legend was busy plotting. Plotting against the oh-so great Head Boy. When someone so RUDELY interrupted him and SAT down!. Blinking he looked up at the person.

Eh. It was another girl. Why was Hogwarts full of them? They were so annoying. He was about to say it was okay, you know be nice about it. THENNN he heard the word, mine.

MINE.

Like the girl was crazy enough to think this table was hers. It wasn't. It was his. He was sitting on it FIRST. Annnd- she had already sat down! She didn't even ask FIRST. "Actually I do mind. Hasn't your mother ever told you not to interrupt someone? It's really rude you know." Legend glared at her. "And I didn't give you permission to sit down." Stupid girl.

OOH. Dirt. IN NAIL. Mehhh. Quickly scratching at the little speck of dirt that was inhibiting in her nail varnish, Lorelai finally decided to look back up at the 'company' she had acquired, as she took a swig of her water.

He did mind? Well, atleast she knew he had a brain, he had ears. And he was human. He was human right? Oh, she could check that in a moment. That was an easy enough test. You only needed common sense. she just needed to find hers first

"Oh, you do speak. Congratulations. You just met Lorelai Bristol." She gave him a little grin, and a giggle as she took another carrot stick and munched on that, before waiting to finish swallowing before she spoke again.

"It's rude, to accuse people of being rude when they most CERTAINLY were not! And, I didnt give you permission to exist. Sometimes, sweetie, we certainly dont get what we give persmission for." Hehe. Poor boy.

Nate just laughed a little at her caring and drank a sip of his butterbeer. "So let's turn the tables. How about your love life? How come a pretty girl like you doesn't have a man?" he said laughing as he said it.

Congratulations? Obviously this girl was quite full of herself. She needed to be taken down a peg.

Or thirty-five.

"Lorelai? That's a stupid name." It was. Because it belonged to this girl, who was CLEARLY annoying. And he was not going to tell her his name. Nope. She would have to SUFFER to find out....or apologize.

Legends mouth opened a bit. Did....she just say, what he think she said? This girl, was pure evil. Glaring at her Legend had nooo clue what to say back. He could mock her? Yes? Maybe....no that wouldn't work with her. "You know...." He started as a sentence FINALLY formed in his head. "It's not good to insult probably the only person in Hogwarts who can stand to be near you. And the only reason I'm here is because this is MY table."

She did NOT have a stupid name. Glaring at him, she slammed a hand down onto the table and frowned. No matter how much it hurt her hand -- which was alot, she kept glaring and practically SPAT her next sentence out. "You're stupid," Okay, so it wasn't much of a comeback. But she had never been good at those, just the insults. "Freakazoid." Hehe.

Lorelai: 2987507704 , Stupid!Poor!Unfortunate!Boy: -8479879

She did NOT like this boy ONE ounce of a bit. He was RUDE, inconsiderate to peoples belongings, AND he insulted her name. When her name was amazing and his was probably TOAD, or RAT; or something equally disturbing and freakish.

She did giggle however when he finished speaking. "Oh, freakazoid sweetpea; there's enough people in Hogwarts that can stand to be around me. I think you really need to take your own advice hun, maybe its you that shouldnt insult the one person that actually can stand you more than one ounce." And that wasn't a lot.

"Oh, and it's my table. I claimed it."

It was a glaring contest. It was epic. She was all 'hehehe now i'm mad' and BECAUSE of that and because she knew she was going to lose she haad to hit the table! Hard. Which caused Legend to jump a bit.

"I'm stupid? You probably can't even spell stupid." This girl -Lorstupidface Butthead, reminded him of those girls on muggle TV. The one's who on beauty pageants but didn't know how to spell H-E-L-L-O.

Freakazoid? Ha. That actually sounded cool. He was PROOUD of that name. Take that Lorstupidface.

And then she GIGGLED. It was cringe worthy! Shuttering Legend glared at her some more. "Actually I have alot of people who loovve, loooove, looooove me. ALOT ALOT ALOT. Gryffindors. Slytherins. Hufflepuffs....and that other house." Meh. Stupid other house! Why couldn't he remember the name! "And I bet you're lying. Thats why you came to bother me cause you have no friends. Only your stuuupid carrots. No one eats carrots anymore either." A second ago carrots were his second favorite veggie. Now he would NEVER eat them again. Ever.

Reaching into his pocket he took out a black muggle marker. L-E-G-E-N-D'S TABBBBLE. He wrote clearly and neatly at the side of the table. He was smart though. He did it small. Take that. "Mine. MINE. MINE. Now get lost, Brisbutt."

Blake was impatiently tapping his right foot and glaring at the Shopkeeper as she completely ignored his order! What bad service! His blue eyes kept widening as the others received their orders and left - except him. Pressing his lips together, Blake slammed his fist on the counter and yelled, "EXCUSE ME! I just asked for 2 slices of Strawberry Shortcake, a tomato soup and a mug of hot cocoa! Why am I being ignored?" He said in a heated tone and frowned. The shopkeeper totally failed at doing her job. She should be fired right away!

Couldnt spell stupid. PAH. This totally proved he was stupid. "You IDIOT. Of course I can spell stupid. S-T-U-P-I-D. Duh, one of the EASIEST words to spell, but I bet you can spell it off by heart right, I meant it's what you have to write all the time, as your name, as your last name, and to describe yourself. Why, I bet you enjoy being called stupid. It's like a compliment because you're dumber than stupid right? Of course it is."

She giggled again as he went on about the fact he had many people that loved him, "How much d'you pay them, Stupid? To 'pretend', " Total hand ari quotes around that word. Hehe, "to be your friend must cost alot. Because telling people you're friends with Stupid Stupid, who introduces themselves like 'Hello, I'm Stupid Stupid, and I'm stupid.' Well that's going to cost alot."

Oh, Stupid really needed social lessons. Maybe she could kinda slip him a booklet once. When she finished it. Because he CERTAINLY needed it.

"I HAVE friends. I have, Goldie, Torin - and they're both prefects, Annie, and Adam. To be honest, no-one else deserves to be my friend. They have to be nice. And Stupid, really you need to start being nice. Or you wont get far in life."


GRAFFITI.
VANDALISM! SHOCKERRR.

Someone call the... POLICE. Yeah, them.

"Thats vandalism, Stupid. Silly Stupid. Oh, and by the way Stupid, if you want to be a legend, you NEED to have friends, perk up. Be nice, get a GIRLFRIEND."

"Mhm." Becca nodded, "It just works for you, it's as if it was meant to be!" Becca rolled her eyes, "Ugh! You and yor stereotypical beliefs! Not all Ravenclaws are proactive- you should see the common room!" Mocking confusion Becca said, "If you're so lazy, how are you motivated to prank little firsties each day? I'm baffled!!"

Becca laughed, "Yeah, seeing as you're so lazy, I may just have to keep an eye on you, or you'll surely fall off the band wagon.Oh you Gryffindors and your laziness. It's a wonder you get anything done " Becca teased, and then added, "Mhm Flinging-yourself-from-chairsism is quite serious and can escalate to DYOOT-Dancing-Yourself-Off -Of-Tables- disease. "

This girl was sooo pathetic! Rolling his green eyes Legend FINALLY stopped glaring at her. She just wasn't worth it. He might as well glare at dirt. They had the same intelligence and they were useless. She was NOT worth replying to either. She was just trying to get him mad. She was stupid...she was an idiot she - "SHUT UP! You're so stupid that you can't even find another word for stupid! And that's probably the only word you can spell anyways! And NO it's not my name, and NO I don't enjoy being called stupid but especially by some girl who knows NOTHING, and has air in her head instead of a brain." He was offically mad. Yeah.

"I don't pay them anything. You don't pay friends idiot. Plus even if they we'rent my real friends they wouldn't take any money because they are all RICH, like me." Lies. "Unlike you are you're 'friend's'." Legend did his own air quotes because he was cool like that. "Oooohh StupidStupid what a creative name now I'm sad wahwah." Legend mocked. Her insults were......st-DUMB.

"Goldie, Torin, Annie an Adam." Legend repeated as he counted on his fingers. "Just so you knooow Miss 'I'm so smart' thats only FOUUR. Four out of thousands of students at Hogwarts. That's pathetic. You don't have more because no one else WANTS to be." They didn't deserve to be? Yeah right.

Annnd enter the eye rolling again. "What you just said proves how dumb you are. I don't want to be a legend. I am Legend. That's my name." Oh. My. GOSH. DID SHE!?!?!?? SHE?!??!

HE DID NOT WANT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
EWEWEWEWEWEWEW
NOOO.

"You....just better shut up." The third year said taking out his wand and pointing it at her. "Shut up and leave, Brisbutt."

"'Dancing-yourself-off-of-tables disease'?!" Enid replied before shrieking in laughter. She, the Enid Banvard dancing on tables… that would be the day pigs will fly and mermaids grow legs. "I've got two left feet, in case you hadn't noticed," she said, now lifting her legs up and resting her feet on the table, leaning further back on the back legs of her seat. Oh yes, she was most definitely a very well-mannered lady. "I think that would make me resistant to any dancing diseases!"

Enid then gave a bit of a startled jump, almost falling off her seat but managing to catch herself by holding on to the edge of the table just in time as a Slytherin boy began shouting about cocoa and strawberries. "Good grief!" she said, green eyes a little wide. "And that, my dear Becks, is your stereotypical Slytherin," she said with a laugh, as if she were presenting animals in a zoo.

Lorelai giggled a bit more, and pulled the hand she had slammed down onto the table back towards her; to take a carrot and begin crunching on it, while she watched him kinda combust. Which really ended up being her entertainment for the term. Because, Stupid Stupid totally was amusing. "Oh, Stupid sweetie. I can spell more than stupid. I'm not in like pre-school, like someone else on this table. I can get you a tutor if you need help spelling really. I can." Hehe. Twirling a newly, un-chomped carrott stick inbetween her thumb and fore-finger; Lorelai giggled once more.

She was such a giggler. Not her fault. Alicia giggled alot, and her biological mother must have giggled alot aswell. Unless men could giggle. Her father could have been a giggler then. Oh nevermind. She was definately a giggler.

"RICH? Oh, dont make me LAUGH." And then she did, laugh. She laughed, a heck of a lot. And it was more of a loud laugh, nothing compared to what her giggles had been. She did applaud him on his next... mock , though. Because it was rather amusing. Giggle worthy, even. "Oh, sweetie. You do make me laugh. That's amazing."

Hehe. She was kinda starting to like this kid. He did think of good insults. They just werent insulting enough. He needed help.

"I am NOT dumb. OOOH, thats a film. I Am Legend, s'a muggle film. From AAAAAGES ago. My parents let me watch it a few summers ago." SIIIGH. Seeeelllly boy. Oh, he had to watch that film.

"Erm. Stupid Stupid, you pulled a twig out on me. Pity if you use that, you could get into trouble. Want a carrot stick?"

Legend's eye twitched. He had seriously met someone he hated more than Jack. Someone he hated more than KATIE. Someone he hated more than his SMELL stupid step brother Miguel!!!

And her name, was Lorelai Bristol.

AND her giggling was ANNOYING. He wanted to throw a bug at her. OR maybe in her mouth. So she would stop giggling. "Don't call me stupid. And DON'T call me sweetie. I'm not 5." And he didn't belong in pre-school either! But he would let that comment slide. Ignorant people were so hard to get through to.

She was...laughing? Why? MORE GLARING. "What's so funny about that? I am rich." Okay he wasn't riiiccch. He had...money. A fair amount. But he was not like OH LOOKIE IM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND rich. Whhhat was wrong with Brisbutt? You didn't laugh when someone mocks you! You get annoyed! This girl obviously hit her head.

I am Legend? Ohhhh he had heard of that. He tried watched it too but it was boring. And old. Like hello? It was way past whatever time the movie was set in and everyone wasn't dead and there weren't monsters running around. "Did....you like it?" Because if she liked it he KNEW it was bad.

Get in trouble his butt! She was bothering him! Sitting at his table and-Carrot? Hadn't she heard him insult the carrot? PLUS it could be...tainted or something. Nodding Legend reached over and accepted the orange veggie. Putting the carrot in his lap he muttered a spell. "Wingardium Leviosa." He said as quietly as he could. As soon as Lor-whatever went to get another carrot he levitated the one he already had and shot it right toward her head.

Lorelai nodded a bit, and took a swig of water from her water bottle. Being healthy was fun, atleast she wasn't stuffing her face with RUBBISH. Like, chocolate and crisps. Which were equally delicious, but still. She liked her carrots and her pears... OH and grapes. They were nice. Nodding as he spoke, she giggled once more. "But you kinda look about five... And you totally look like one of those... things, that old people squeeze teh cheeks of." Hehe. She was complimenting him here, so he couldnt complain. There was nothing to complain about there, compliments all around.

"Prooooooovvveeeee itttt, Leg-end." SNORT. Okay, so his name wasn't stupid, and it wasnt like she was calling him the WRONG name was it? She was just.. using the same letters, and formatting it different. Leg-end. Oh that was totally amazing.

She was good at this.

"No. Monster films are pathetic, and WHY was everyone dead? Is the world like that now? No. Simple. People of the olden days, are DUMB." Of course they were, they lived back when like... BACK THEN. Yeah... back then. Back when things were so..

...different.

Giggling once as he took the carrot, Lorelai reached for another one, and twiddled her finger round the top of the water bottle, it had an interesting pattern on the lid aswell. So she kinda focused in on that until, until he spoke again.

Which he didnt, but something did HIT her in the head! "OI! Stupid Stupid, HOW DAREEE YOU THROW CARROTS AT ME? FOOD WASTER." Now she wished she could use her wand properly.

"Oh I know what you mean. I'm going to wait til about my third or fourth year to become boy crazy," said Bella thinking of how choluna acts. "I think Choluna is somewere around Hogsmeade, trying to get Sabel to become her boyfriend," said Bella hoping no one hear that.


[QUOTE] Bella watched as the two spoke. She was surprised that Choluna wasn't trying to hook up this boy with keeley. "Slytherins can be a little mean,” said Bella looking at the three remembering when that one slytherin girl had hit her with the snow ball that knocked her off her broom from 22feet in the air. But that was an accident, right?

[QUOTE=LovegoodBroadway;9066282]"Oh I know what you mean. I'm going to wait til about my third or fourth year to become boy crazy," said Bella thinking of how choluna acts. "I think Choluna is somewere around Hogsmeade, trying to get Sabel to become her boyfriend," said Bella hoping no one hear that.



Nicoletta walked into the three broomsticks. "Mind if I sit with you guys?" she asked politely.

Melanie stared at her for a second, slowly digesting the information Cadence had just fed her. Her expression merely appeared caculating at first, but her thoughtfulness gave away to shock as she put two and two together.

"N-nathan." she spluttered out. "H-He had, You... Girlfriend..."

"Huh?" Melanie tilted her head to the side, a slightly confused look on her face. So the couple broke up. So what. It wasn't as if it was Cadence's fault. The dude just happened to move on quickly ...

"Oh." Melanie said slowly, peering up at her friend with understanding as she caught drift of the conflict at hand. "So...Did they break up because of you?" she asked her solemnly, not exactly sure what to think or what she could say that would sound right. She did know how to respond to at least one of her comments though...

"Hate is a strong word. You can't know these people hate you if if you haven't met them, and if they haven't met you they can't possibly hate you." she said calmly, giving her a small smile. "Even if tossing a dungbomb at you was a HORRIBLE thing to do." she added quietly, gumbling hotly underneath her breath.

Hmpf.

Ivory handed the younger woman 3 galleons, smiling so as not to leave room for argument, she had gotten her sandwich right to a T.

"Thank you so much," she said. "This sandwich looks great."

Picking up her food and drink, she hopped down from her seat at the counter and approached the boy and his group.






"Nice to meet you Rex and Kay." Ivory said giving them and the people who she didn't know a shy smile. "I'm Ivory."

Scooting in a seat, she arranged her food meticulously in front of her. Plate ladened with a sans onion and mustard, grilled turkey sandwich right in front. (seriously who liked that on their sandwich anyway) Butterbeer slightly to the right, napkin folded underneath it so as not to leave a wet ring on the table. Small plate with two chocolate cookies angled on her left. There, perfect.

Ivory looked up from her arrangement and tried to answer without stammering.

"Well...I...you know...get homesick every now and then but so far it's just...well brilliant." Now that she was talking, she felt her nervousness slowly decrease. "I love being able to do magic openly. You see," she explained. "I went to a muggle elementary school, not because I'm muggleborn but just because my parents wanted me to appreciate that kind of life, so being here around others like me is wonderful." She paused to drink a sip of butterbeer before continuing. "And the classes....well they're just great. I simply can't wait for Potions."

"This, Slick, is not a laughing matter DYOOT is very serious and has led to many broken bones, torn ligaments, etc." Becca said, just barly managing to get through the sentence without laughing, but at the left feet comment, she couldn't help but chuckle. And then all of a sudden, she was serious again, "Two left feet you say? There is much research and evidence to back it up that two left feet increase the possiblity of your getting DYOOT."

"Oi vey!" The girl smirked as Slick nearly flew out of her chair for a second time! "You should definetly get some medical help with that issue. It seems like you're drawn to it!" Shaking her head, Becca said, grinning "No, no. That, my dear Slick, is your stereotypical boy. Ugh, they're all so cocky."

"Well, Nate and Ella didn't exactly break up because of me. He told me they were going to break up soon anyways, and that I was just sort of his... motivation to be the initiator. And it's weird because Ella isn't even really that mad at me. Nate and I ran into her in the hallway, and I mean, she was hurt, but she wasn't really mad at ME." Cadence sighed and looked around for the waitress, remembering that she had a coupon for a free dessert. "But anyways, I don't know, I just feel like nothing is what I expected it to be, you know?" Tucking her hair behind her ear, Cadence took a deep breath. Time to change the subject. "So, how are you? Did you try out for Quidditch again? How did it go?"

"Alright." Melanie responded simply, offering a small smile. She hadn't thought Cadence had done anything wrong. She was still frowning slightly, wondering why anyone else but this girl would even make the matter their own business. Melanie decided to keep her mouth shut though, with was probably one of her wiser ones decisions. Some things were just beyond her understanding. And... it wasn't exactly Melanie's business either.

Good, she was glad for a change of subject. "I'm good." she answered her, with a slight nod. "I learned how to conjure butterflies. And flowers." she informed her proudly.

A real grin spread across her face at the mention of Quidditch. "Yup, I tried out." she replied with a nod. She wasn't exactly how to reply to her next question. Honestly, there were a lot of Huffies that were good at quidditch. She wasn't really sure if she'd done that great or not. "I guess I'll see." Melanie shrugged. "The roster's supposed to be up soon."

[QUOTE=luna_severus_26;9066294]
"Oh, go right ahead," said Bella with a warm welcoming smile. "Do you know how much butterbeer costs" she asked.

[QUOTE=LovegoodBroadway;9066916] "Around five sickles isn't it? Your...." Let's see I know... 0 Ravenclaws? she thought. "Bella right? I'm Nicoletta."