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| | Term 23: September - December 2009 Term Twenty-three: Mysterious Circumstances (Sept 2069 - June 2070) | |
09-24-2009, 12:34 AM
| | |  Lord Borr's Midday Lesson
Lord Borr had been SO BUSY ALL DAY LONG! His day job never ended. Never. Always something to do, someone to mentor, a LIFE TO CHANGE! Today, he would be changing and molding the young minds of Hogwarts.
His classroom had been abused by slow Ethan, but no more! TODAY THIS ROOM WOULD ABSORB KNOWLEDGE LIKE IT HAD NOT SINCE THE LAST TIME LORD BORR HAD GRACED IT.
He knew he'd have to start with the basics. A good foundation. THE VERY BEGINNING. Hopefully there would be NO NEED to diaper the students of Hogwarts again. Even though he was not BELOW (he wasn't below ANYONE, ACTUALLY) such discipline in order to ENSURE ORDER. Lord Borr opened all the windows and let the sun SHINE into his classroom. His domain. His castle.
"HURRY UP STUDENTS! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!!! AND YOU NEED EVERY SECOND YOU CAN GET WITH ME! COME IN. SIT DOWN. DON'T EMBARRASS YOURSELF." Lord Borr beat the door frame with his cane as he spoke each word clearly, decisively, and with ample amount of saliva spray. | |
09-28-2009, 12:58 AM
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| | Quintaped
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What on Earth?! One minute Dominic had been in the back of the classroom, trying to avoid anything that could possibly lead to a visit to the Dungeons writing lord knows what about Lord Berty Borr ... And the next ... He was covered in the VOMIT of the very LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS MAN.
The man was absolutely, without a doubt, INSANE! Sending boys to his lounge because they had their heads in the clouds. PFFT. The only one with his head in the clouds was of course HIM ... for thinking he was a Lord and better than everyone else. What did HE ever do prove it? Sit around and set a record for the most food consumed in one sitting? Food... Dominic was sure that his predecessor to Head Boy, Clifford, wouldn't be so intimidated by Borr. And Clifford, Dom knew, wasn't even the sharpest crayon in the box. But Clifford had something he didn't have ... That is something that Borr evidently admires. Dominic sort of had this, but not really. Clifford was confident and ambitious. Sure Dominic had some confidence and yes, he had the desire to make something of himself, but it was different.
That's not the point though.
The point is though that his homework was to write an ode about his role model... which of course he knew who that was; Dominic had known since fifth year and it still hadn't changed. The problem was of course that his chosen role model was one that Dominic wasn't sure Borr would agree with (at least judging from what Dom saw and the fact that Borr now took over his old room and office).
And of course Dominic was still covered in ICKY vomit. When the student vomited, it was cleaned up pronto, but apparently Lord Borr's chunky mouth bile was okay. Stupid lady in pink who fawned over Borr's every move... feeding him cookies (which Borr did NOT need)... and making the LARGE MAN'S TUMMY RUMBLE more than his did right before a Quidditch Match.
Icky vomit. Icky smells. Icky class. Icky homework.
Conserving his energies as best as possible, as the Head Boy held his breath, he made his way quickly for the door... Perhaps it wasn't too late to drop Astronomy for the term? A quick visit to Professor Shackleton would let him know the answer to that... Because really, Dominic didn't want Astronomy to JEOPARDIZE his changes of good marks; not when it was supposed to be an easy mark for him.
Sighhh; without another look back, Dominic headed out. Straight for the Prefect's bathroom, where he could clean himself up and attempt to recoup from the putrid smells that were now ingrained in his nostrils.
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09-28-2009, 01:51 AM
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#327 (permalink)
| | Puffskein
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Tino blinked.
Swiftly, he grabbed a parchment and scribbled on it before dropping it in the designated compliment box.
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Very interesting class. I will remember the smell of barf the next time I think about stars. Thank you Professor Borr.
P.S. Cheese would make this class even better
Then he strode out whistling, observing the faint odor of bile still clinging to the air, and already composing the homework in his head: "My Role Model, The Colonel of Kentucky Fried Chicken".
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