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Lord Borr's Second Lesson Lord Borr was livid when he tore the door open to his classroom. The smell of garbage seemed to be sticking to his clothes. He kept muttering things like, "Bloody degenerates" and "filthy vermin" and "no RESPECT" under his breath. His mustache seemed to be alive with all the lip twitching. He pulled his pants up as high as they would go, balled his fists up and started to pace. His new cane was tapping the floor at a rapid rate as he waited for his class to arrive. |
Finn dreaded the class, but he knew he needed to attend. The house wasn't doing as well as they could and all the points he could get, he would. He entered the classroom and heard an insistent, steady tapping on the floor as he noticed Bore pacing up front in a somewhat agitated state. He wondered if perhaps someone had soured his porridge. |
Iggy casually strolled into Borr's lesson. He was smiling, and rather happy with himself. He had managed to avoid getting on the Slytherin Quidditch team. Marco wouldn't be happy, but Iggy didn't care. He waved at the Professor as he passed him and took a seat in the front row. |
Lucus entered the classroom and as soon as he did saw that the professor was already there. "Hello professor." Lucus noticed that he was not in a good mood.So decided to stop talking before he gets detention and sat down in the middle of the class. |
There was no denying, Clifford was pretty much petrified as he walked into the History of Magic classroom. But then, after the previous lesson, who could honestly blame him? He kept a brave face though, even when he entered the evil stench that seemed to follow Lord Ogre where ever he went. If things got messy, he could always hide under the desk, right? Gulp. |
Jose walked in wondering what was going to happen this lession. |
Another Borr leson maybe this time his fartiness wouldn`t get stuck in the door he had un noticable nose plugs. He bowed to Borr and said "Nice to see you again my Lord" so he sat in frount of Borr hoping to be noticed by Borr. |
Will entered the classroom, and seeing the professor, bowed respectfully (if not too deeply). "Good day, Professor. How--" a rank, putrid smell, like fish heads decaying in the summer sun on a sewer-contaminated beach, wafted up to his nostrils. "What is that smell?" he asked no one in particular. |
Dan reluctantly made his way into the classroom, after the last lesson he had strong second thoughts. He took a quick glance around at sat himself next to Clifford, choosing not to speak to him, Lord Borr might eat them. |
Liam wandered into the classroom making his way swiftly past a pacing and muttering Lord Borr. He sniffed the air. Merlin's behind! What the devil? He made his way to the back of the classroom physically as far away as possible from both the stench and Lord Borr and took a seat, deciding that the best course of action here would be to just keep his head down and get on with his work. Lord Borr was scary when he was in a good mood and Liam didn't particularly take to the sight, smell or sounds of Angry Lord Borr. |
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"Lord Borr, isn't Mr. Potter banned from your classes?" He asked, a small smile on his lips. |
Will looked disdainfully over at Kingston. Oh, nargles! He's gonna get Borr in a bad mood! It then struck Will that Lord Borr already looked as though he wasn't in the merriest of moods. Uh-oh. Holy hippogriffs, this is NOT good. Was it too late to slip out of class? Probably. He slipped into a seat near the back, as far away from ground zero as possible, and hoped for the best. |
Finn listened as Kingston stirred the waters. He must have some sort of desire to anger the great land whale before the class even started. As he passed by the area of Lady Bore, he was overcome with a fit of violent wretching as the most horrible stench entered his nostrils. |
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He was breathing like a raging bull when he turned to Kingston. "Yes, yes he is. But he'll serve his purpose in TODAY'S class!" Lord Borr was hysterically mad. "EVERYONE - just sit down and be still and class will start when more of you show up!" And when Lord Borr's blood pressure came down a notch or two. |
Jose sat at the back he wondered if he could escape with out Lord Borr knowing but he was sure he couldn't. |
Trying to recover his breath, Finn looked for a seat as far away from this forsaken desk as he could. Certainly the odiferous one was unhappy, so that meant everyone would be unhappy. Having drug himself to the back corner, he slid down into the empty seat. |
Holy Hippogriffs. Lord Ogre was even madder than he had been last lesson. This had to be bad news. Very, very, run for your life bad news. He was trapped now! He would NOT die here and now in this classroom. Nuh uh. If he was going to die - it would be somewhere with clean air. Taking a deep breath, Clifford nodded in awknowledgement of Dan before turning back to the ogre. |
Thank goodness his nose plugs worked and no one could see them he smelt nothing well just some cotton. Barry sat there in frount of Borr listning to what he was going to say |
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He pulled out his parchment and quill. He was ready for whatever Borr was going to throw at him now. He smiled, "I would be glad to help you with the lesson Sir." |
Liam, still with his head down trying to look inconspicuous (or insignificant) at the back of the classroom almost jumped out of his skin when Lord Borr let out an almighty bellow. ACK! He actually rose a good couple of inches from his seat. He gulped as his heart struggled to slow back down to it's normal rate. He glanced over at the poor lads who were on the receiving end, before looking back down at his desk, assuming his original slumped over posture in an attempt to hide. |
Kingston stared at Borr. He seemed like a raging bull and that frightened him. This lesson probably was frightening as well. Swallowing the lump that appeared in his throat, he looked over at Will and gave him "we are dead" look. |
Will's eyes popped wide with terror as Borr screamed at him. Oh, Merlin riding side-saddle on a pogo stick to Mars, what fresh hell is on today's menu? He thought, adding in a few of his pop's best wizarding swears which, though colorful and creative, have no place in a 15 year old's mind no matter what the situation. He felt sorry for Iggy. He felt sorry for himself. He felt sorry for all boys at Coopers' school. "Sorry, sir." he said in a penitent tone from his seat at the back of the room. |
Lord Borr, with a lot of thrashing and flailing, got out of his coat and threw it into the rows of desk. "SNIFF MY COAT," he demanded. "Tell me what you smell! EVERY one gets a smell! SMELL IT." |
Maddox came into lord Borr's class and sat down at the same desk he sat at last class. He noticed a very bad smell but decided not to say anything noticing that lord borr was not in a very pleasant mood, "Hello Professor." He said as he sat down. He was in the mood to prank people but knew he couldnt especially in this class at the moment. |
"Um yes sir" said Barry and he took the coat and smelt it as hard as he could so that the smell went through his nose plugs it was a bit weak but he could smell it "Sir I smell gar-garbage" |
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