The Quibbler is pleased to present


September 2011
Samia !

It’s time for another Member of the Month *yoinks James_Potter’s crown and sneaks up on the victim chosen one. Samia! *smoodges crown on head* Congratulations! You’re Member of the Month for September! *marvels* The crown looks pretty on you. How do you feel?

ZOMG! ... ajlkdbsakdbsk *spazzes* REALLLY? It's mee? *flails awkwardly* And it doooes, doesn't it? OH. I just feel happy and surprised and excited and nervous, yeah! xD

Don't be nervous, the people want to KNOW you, and you might dislodge your crown! SO, tell us about YOU *pulls up a chair*. What do you think the people ought to know?

They doo? .. Well then. I hope I don't disappoint them. *trying to hold in the awkwardness* Okay. I am Samia. I am a spazzy sort of person. And I live in Pakistan. And I am nineteen. And I use the word 'And' A LOT.
Oh we like spazzing here on SS. That’s why there is a smiley! And we need AND so we can tell people more awesome things about you. And stuff.

Teehee. So you’re from Pakistan, that’s cool! What’s the best thing about living there?

Oh yes. I think SS enhanced my spazzing. People inside my computer are the only ones who understand my spazzing. RL people .. freak out. xD Yes, indeedy - I am. The best .. well. It has to be the food and the unpredictable rain. Yaa, for sure!

Spazzing and stalking. Two things that are only considered normal online. Do you DANCE in the rain? What’s your favourite food? Ohhh and! (AND) tell us about some of your hobbies.

BWAHAHA :rofl: Agreeed.

momma knows child, momma knows *pets*

Anyway, so yes - I have danced, a few times. It's tricky though ... because the rain here. It just comes and goes. By the time, I get out my house ... It would be all sunny shinee again.

The food ... I want to be incredibly cheesy and say … whatever my mom cooks ... because i have been missing her food a lot these days ... but it's these rolls, we get here. Garlic Mayo Chicken Rolls ... I just ... they are to die for ... MMMMM ... Mouth is all watery now ... AND I am fasting, right now! BAAH XD *stops thinking about it*

Hobbies? Well, usually don't really have time for hobbies because of studied but ... I am a huge tv addict? LOVE watching shows and movies. And oh ... being online of course. But if these can't be counted as hobbies … I do sketching too. *nodnod*

Sketching totally counts! AND I want to try those ROLLS too but I'm going to be STRONG for you and fast for the duration of the interview. *is supportive* What are some of your favourite shows and movies?

Yes please. Do be supportive. Have a whole day to go xD I wish I could send you those rolls though - you would not be disappointed! *nodnod* ... IN FACT ... might would have just send it to all the people whoo will read this ... *wants to bribe them into liking me*

Bribes sooo aren't needed. We love you!

Favorite shows: SUPERNATURAL (even though the poor thing is coming to its downfall now), Big Bang Theory, Castle, Community, Friends, Heroes (ZOMG. It was so epiccc before it had its downfall too *.*) and I have recently started watching Doctor Who ... Oh and Favorite Movies: Little Rascals, Moulin Rouge, Notting Hill, Matrix (all parts) ... GAHHH … I am rambling! *stops*

Rambling is good! Remind me to share a list of shows and things that I like, and we can compare notes! Here's a random question: Do you collect anything? If not, what would you like to collect?

I don't D: I wish I was coool like that and did collect. *.* But if I did ... umm *thinks* ... OKAY ... this may sound lame but I would looove to collect t-shirts and posters of my favorite band or singers (i am very much into music!) oooor shirts which have epic one liners from my favorite shows and movies! ... EEP. Now I want it *.*

I don't think it sounds lame. It sounds WICKED. Music memorabilia is great to collect! Oh and I changed my mind about the bribes. I think I can be bribed with dinner rolls. We'll talk about a price after the interview. Mmmhmm. For now though, tell me, do you have any pet hates? Things that just grind your gears and get you annoyed?

WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT BRIBING NOW. YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME D: .. LOVE ME STILLLL!!!

Love and bribes are not mutually exclusive. If you loved me you'd bribe me ALL the time!

trueee D: fineee. We talk about bribes and dinner rolls after the interview *.*

ANYWAY ... things that grind my gears. There can be a lot of things if I start thinking about them. BUT the thing that is coming to my mind right now ... is bad music. I just ... the music of today, man! It's not music ... I am not saying I am old school and against everything today. BUT some just ... really do get me annoyed! Other than that … people who don't have a sense of humor!

SENSE OF HUMOR IS A MUST NEED IN TODAY'S WORLD.

Agreed! On all counts! It sometimes seems like creativity is lacking and music is just being cranked out by machines Lucky we don't have that problem on SS. There are a lot of creative people on SnitchSeeker (including yourself). You’re on SS quite often these days, but when you aren’t hanging out on SnitchSeeker, what other websites do you like to browse?

PREACH! Exactly what I mean. *shakes head* .. stupid technology <.< xD

Ooooh. Yes, indeeed. There are reallly creative, lovely people on SS. <3

Other than SS. There is the troll facebook. I go there when I am extremely bored. To play games and 'like' status and pictures .. And Tumblr - all the funny things are there. xD

Very addicting places to be. Darn internets, keeping us pale and square-eyed from lack of sunlight and constant staring at the screen. Or maybe that’s just me. SnitchSeeker is obviously the best of the best, so how did you find SS and what made you stick around?

BWAHA. YES. D: ZOMG, yess. Sad thing is ... we knoow that it's bad yet we stick around. SO ADDICTING. XD It's not just you, definitely! *Nods* YES. SS is the best! *hugs it* Found it because of Harry Potter, of course. At first ... it was just the news, didn't even know that other things except the news existed inside the secret chamber of 'Welcome, Samia'. But then I found 'role playing'.

dun dun DUNNN!

Exactly! It is so 'dun dun dunn' worthy! Yep, SS taught me roleplaying! If you go search my earlier posts ... lol, *shuts up* … SO YEAH ... it was the role playing, Harry Potter and then the friends ... most importantly all the epic friends I made ... they made me stick around!

There's nowhere quite like SS; people from all walks of life, and all so welcoming, with that one thing in common. Good ol' Harry Potter! And YOU have been a member since 2006! That just proves how epic the people are for you to have stuck around. Aside from the Roleplaying, what else do you do here on SS? What are your favourite parts of the site?

You couldn't be more right. Harry Potter got us all together <3 that's the magic! And yep. The people are epic to me. Each one of them! *gets up and shouts* I LOVE YOU ALLLLL, OKAY. I HEART YOU ALL A LOT. NEVER LEAVE MEEE! *sits down* Other than role playing .. I do love Madame Malkin's ... I love making graphics, since I have a shop .. I am there. Posting and stalking.

then there are the fan clubs! All the epic fan clubs! It’s a little shame that I don't go there mooore ... ROLEPLAYING has me hooked D: … *uses all her hours on roleplaying and plotting and stalking*

There aren't enough hours in the day to experience all of SnitchSeeker thats for sure O_O. So how did you get into Harry Potter in the first place? What made you a fan? And who is your favourite character?

*.* I agreee. You have to sleep and eat and go to the washroom. So many things take up timeee D: and then we have so little time in SS *sigh*

My brother. I had heard about it but not in great detail. It was my summer vacations and I was annoying the crap out of him because I had nothing to do. So he gave me the books. 5 books were already out when I read them. And to my luck .. when I finished reading the fifth .. the sixth was coming out in a like a week or so xD ..

My favorite chracter .. GAAAH D: Such a hard questions. Each one of the characters are awesome. But. I am Harry's girl through and through. I have a thing for HEROES. I just love me some heroes xD

Big Damn Heroes. Teehee. So have you thanked your brother for starting you on your Potter journey? Which do you like better, the books or the films? And why?

YES. *fangirls* LOOL. I did. But he sort of is annoyed now. Because I am bigger fan than he ever was. And he is like WHY DO YOU FREAK OUT OVER THE SMALLEST THINGS! You should have seen me in the cinema when we went to see the movie. xD Where my fangirling had crossed the limits because the last Potter movie was the first one that ever got to reach our cinemas! xD And BOOKS definitely!

Movies are good but books .. I wouldn't be a fan if there were no books

Which is your favourite Potter book? And your fave Potter movie?

That is a hard question. LIKE REALLY REALLY HARD. I don't think there is a favorite book. I love them ALL. But in movies .. the Deathly Hallows (both parts) which is closely followed by Prisoner Of Azkhaban cause of Harry's perfect hair xD

HAIR in the movies is such a big thing. Sometimes they get it SO RIGHT, and sometimes, not so much. Snape hair? Epic, and Harry has his moments of messy glory, its funny we can all have so many opinions about hair. Since we're talking about favourites (AND hair), what are some of your other favourite books and authors? Do you have any recommendations? Also, what colour is your hair?

Yes. Sometimes they get things so right and the next .. everything is just NO XD Ooh, my other favorite books are few of the classics: Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, To The Lighthouse and Salt and Saffron. Authors, there is this author Kamila Shamsie .. I enjoy her VERY much. She is my absolute favorite. She has written Salt and Saffron. Recommendations? WELL READ CLASSICS, PEOPLE.

THEY WILL SURPRISE YOU AND MAKE YOU TINGLE IN THE RIGHT PLACES.
Especially all the sappy people out there .. who are like me. YOU WILL LOVE THEM

AND OH. My hair .. it's BLACK. Long and black, yep :3

That is some gooood advice, and I'll have to check that outhor out mmhmm. I enjoy classics too, and I never gave them a chance when I was younger. So we've talked about some favourites, its now time to get a little RANDOM. Can you handle random??

I can try, yo!

Gooood. First, Are you left handed or right handed? Can you write your name with your WRONG hand?

I am right handed! YAA. but it's not neat xD

Cat person or dog person?

BOTH.

BOTH? loves kitties best If you could have one unusual pet, what would it be?

It doesn't matter if I love both .. I can't havee pets *.* .. BUT if I could .. PENGUINS FTW!

If you had to eliminate one colour from the world, which colour would you get rid of?

Eliminate color? D: But that's sad! IF I had to .. then brown, I guess?? looool

but then what colour would WOOD be? And chocolate? And DIRT?

ZOMG. D: IT'S HARD. I love colors! let's not eliminate them *.*

Teehee. Upside down or downside up?

Downside up!

Where in the world do you want to visit most of all?

Saudi Arabia!

Oooh why there?

*ish a religious person*

Thats cool, do you think you'll get to go?

Hopefully one day! I want to go with my Mum and Dad, for sure!

That would be nice! What is the silliest word in the English language?

POOP.

*cracks up*

:rofl:

Okay, home stretch now. The last Member of the Month had a QUESTION for YOU, and since you TOOK HIS CROWN the least you can do is answer it, yes? Are you ready? James asks: If you could choose one spell from the Harry Potter series that you could teach everyone in the world in real life, which spell would you choose?

EXPECTOOOOOOOO PATRONUMMMM!

Aaaaaaand now its your turn to ask a question, which I will ask the NEXT crown-stealer on your behalf.

NUUH D: I like my crown *hold it on head* SIGHS! Finee. If you could be any placee in the world right now, which place would it beee? :3

Looovely. And guess what? We're done! Thank you for letting me interview you, and congratulations on being Member of the Month for September!

AWWW. YEY! THAAAAAAAAAANK YOU! *throws confetti around*