CHRISTINE'S CRAZY POEMS:

EVIL MORNING
I woke up
the alarm went off
Crazy in Love
I turned it off
It went off again and again
I finally had the nerve to crawl out of bed
I washed my face, and brushed my ugly mess
Clothes flew on and off
Breakfast shoveled itself in my mouth
Homework
GO

FREAK GIRL
Have you ever met the freakiest person
ever?
She has these
big geeky glasses
and a high pitched wail
Her hair is static
She has only one brow
I saw her one day and she followed me
I told her to get a way
she would not leave
I ran to my house and
she ran too
She said she tagged me
and I was MAD
I said ****ing leave me alone
She says:
NO
I say: Go get a boyfriend like you. I know a guy that goes to my school.
She says: Cool
Then I see them making out
I laugh to myself
SHe comes up to me
I say:
Get away freak!

HEATER
There is this scary
looking heater at my house
it is all gray and sharp
It doesn't even heat
But my mom thinks it
does

DANCE
THe girls and the guys had to be broken up. They were not a foot away from each other
The Guy was raping about rocks and socks..
So we left

DUMBLEDORE & SNAPE
Ha Ha
I am the Head master!!
No, Snape says
I AM THE HEAD MASTER
NO, says Dumbledore
AVADA-
No Snape!
HEehheee
Dumbledore- you suck
I know about you Snape
Snape: I know my affair with Ms. Tre-
Dumbledore: Say no more Snape

IN IN OUT BURGER
The fries taste so fresh
I love the sauce
The burgers are the best
Who care's about Mad Cow now??
It's worth it!



OK- I am having so much fun writing random things. More to come!
I don't care, I am bored...

its interesting. its not exactly the type of thing i would expect to see in poetry, and thats what makes it individual to you. i guess you could say it was worth the effort.

what she said.

lol- I am cracking up. It is fun. Here's a weird one:

CLARE'S MAN
He is attractive
I know him too
She met him
they chatted
date?
yes
kiss?
not yet

lol

DUMBLEDORE + SNAPE PART 2
Dumbledore was walking down the hall
The students were smoochy
it was the 14th of February
He sighed thinking of Mrs. D
He wanted McGonagol
But so did Snape
he ran up and asked her
out
but she sighed
Snape's in my heart, not you
he was sad
she left

Dumbledore's plan was to fire the man
who stole his lover away
Cupid interfered and suddenly he was
in love with Sprout instead.


LMAO! LOL
Tell me your feedback.

Christine, you are such a loser!
write more, I will read them!

Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!

GO AWAY
GO AWAY pop up ads
soda pop
lolly pops
your pop
hip hop
GO AWAY
I hate you pop
do darrens dance grooves
NOOOO
ITS POP AND LOCK
EWW

I am so inspired by all these sucky artists on my comp. They are sample mp3s and they are making me lol!!!!!

JULIAAAAAA
Now what's a few miles between beauty and the beast?
---
I was on a mountain
a star was shining down
I wish it was
JULLLLIAAAAA
-The Flatlanders (LOL)

SISTER BEAMS BY SLOBBERBONE
got things to do
must have lost his head
every day is just the same
the hours move by so slow
every day is like the day before
like everyday I know
EVERYDAY is just the same
hours slow
everyday...
It won't be like the one I leave behind me when I go.....
~cue freakish country music~


This is scary...

Tell me what you think, and here is a poem about my day:

2/15/04
woke up
shower
feel the rush
where is my deodorant and the hairbrush
drive away to pray and pray
come back and go away
movie
the mall
air hockey
kick some butt
home
babysit
snitchseeker and such....

:online2long:

Thank you. *tears in eyes* At least someone appreciates my talent!! lol, jk!

its rather interesting. i think its kinda cool that you get your inspiration from these random places, but maybe a little more detail may suit it....

more detail you say? here is a poem about a dream I had last night.

THE MYSTERIOUS RABBIT HOLE
Inside a theater
saw a movie
for the price of $0
Outside
met my parents
can I see this one?
no they said
too late

Outside a snowy road
walking along
very cold
I see these people riding in these
big snow trucks
fun

One comes my way
wanna drive?
of course I say yes!
suddenly it is a rabbit
I am riding a top the
white fur
I hold on to the fur and the rabbit
leads me across a snowy field

Suddenly, we are down these
well made small snow hills
we go down to a big tree on ice.

We turn into fish
we hop into the tree
filled with all sorts of fish
and I am a rainbowish fish
spikes gallore

fish are talking
I wake up
power is out

THE ENDLESS TUNNEL
I am small
that spider
with snakes as legs
and crocidile teeth
chases me into a tunnel
of slime and darkness
it lets me run
I find my family
we starve
I eat them
I am bloody
the spider rips my arm out
pain
I am in darkness

the spider pushes me off a cliff
I land on the rocks below
sharp and pointy
I feel so much pain
I am alive
kill me I say
no says the spider

I am on a platform
metal balls on chains
swing towards me
I duck
but not the third time
down again
darkness

awake
ahh
sword in my stomach
spider kills me
I am dieing
Knife cuts off
my head

I wake up
panting

turantula
on my face
man with gun
pointing at my face

NO!

but he fires
darkness
again



Dramatic People! You like? Too much detail I like funner poems


SMILEY VILLE
Lets meet them
this guy always
cracking up
this girl is always
in her own world above us.
this dude is very confused
:unsure: a little offended honey?
this gal is welcoming you
or saying bye in a mean way!
:ermsmile: he is not happy
at all
:flowersmile: this guy is bringing you
flowers for your date with him
plain wrong plain evil
murderer
:online2long: the nerd in the clique
:sorcerer: the wanna be wizard
:whisle: this girl is always minding HER
own business
he may look innocent
we alll know there are very cruel intentions
behind those eyes!
this girl is super mad at you
we are talking cat fight material
this geek is always trying
to be cool. He needs to get his eyebrows done...
:/ this man may look sad, but he is really pittying
you.
And thats just one gang of them...

-Enough for now. Feast your eyes on this weirdness and tell me what you think dolls!
YOURS
~Christine~

loved it! very very good creativity you got there, and that detail really brought you further along..... nice job!

Much Thanks! I think poetry should be funny, and interesting. But should also be used to show your emotions

MATERIAL WORLD
I don't feel right
reading magazines
that worship stars
actors
singers
dancers
they are like:
this is all my new
bling, and this is
my VERY expensive new
car.
Let's face it
they are everywhere
tv
newspapers
magazines
online
billboards
I can't say
that I don't like
them
they have all
worked hard to
get where they are
I feel like everyone
tries to
make them
the center of their lives
It is hard to resist
Orlando's cuteness
or Rueben's great voice
too many people get
obsessed
it is scary
we are all
so worked up about
our materialistic
possessions
what is the focus
of your life?
live everyday
as if it was your
last
accept death
and accept life
when we die
our things
don't die too.
we bask in them
while we can
I don't know what I
am trying to say
I give into it
we all do
just make sure
that the material world
does not fill up too much
space in your heart
that is what
I try to do
be nice to everyone
even if you hate them
don't get lost in your
own world and leave out
people
I don't know what I am
trying to say
this poem is lots of lessons
composed into one
I am confusing myself!
Help...

THE BOAT TRIP
we rode the plane
we took the bus
it was going smoothly
until we stepped
on the
boat

the waves rose and fell
like everyone's stomachs
the puke was flying
an assortment
of colors

cold
the salt water fell on our faces
puke was covered gingerly with
cat poop cleanup
smelled bad

green
red
brown

colors on the ground
when we got off the boat
everything
was spinning
we had to get off
but some were sad they even
got on


SUGA SUGA
suga suga how you get so fly?
(original)

AMERICA
What has our country done
we have gone
killed thousands
of precious lives
abroad
killed our own
does it matter who
they are all gone
aren't we worse than we started?
it makes me sad
we are not being tactful
not intellectual
our plan
how does Osama
connect with
Saddam??
Inflation
Taxation
I will be taxed until
eternity
so much defict
lets all cry
for the state of America
how can we undo the evil
we have done?

SAM
He sits
all day and
listens
to his loud rock
he rides his
blades
he is a slob
sometimes
nice
we are neutral
now
he can hurt

(my brother^)

Peace babes! I <3 you all and tell me what you think of my recent poetry please! I see that people have looked at them but not responded. Please-- feedback.
-Christine-

I liked Material World! That was my favourite bit. HAHAH, Sam! Oh, was boat trip based off Catalina?

AH! My boyfriend! *kills you*

yes- it was based off Catalina! lol
I must dash. I will right a poem.

spagetti-os
i must go
love you
ss
but i must leave
this weird
thing
rushed

This is a really sad poem:

TEARS FOR THE WORLD

why
does the
world
have
to fight
so much

aren't we
all the same
?
we can't
seem to grasp
that
am I crazy

why do you
have to
use
violence

violent
words
violent
actions

its all the same
a blow
to the spirit

why
do you have to
hurt others?

doesn't
it hurt you?

is this poem
a waste of my
time

tears
of
sadness
for the world

she cries

justice
and
peace

must prevail

but anger and
hatred

will fail

let's all hold hands
and dance
around the world
pretend to be happy
at least

everyone is mad

at each other

we are all sisters
and brothers

and when one dies
no one cares to cry

egotists
we all are

why
is there
so much
killing?


---


can't we
learn to be
NORMAL

?

tears she cries
for the world

LOVE

if you are
truly in love
they
are on the center
of your mind

you can only think of
them and you
together

only happy thoughts
about them
occur

is love in the air?

if they don't love you
its
all over
you are wasting your time
---

In honor of that poem, here is a love quiz:
ARE YOU IN LOVE?

Question #1:
He gives you:
1. NIGHTMARES!
2. Butterflies
3. EVERYTHING!

Question #2:
His flaws are:
1. annoying
2. intriging
3. endearing

Question #3:
When you think of the future, he's:
1. Long Gone
2. your buddy
3. A definite!

Question #4:
While you are watching his band play, you are:
1. embarrassed
2. in awe
3. turned on

4-7 Points:
No chance! You are wasting your time!

8-11
Infatuation. Give this one some more time!

12- IN LOVE! HE SOUNDS LIKE THE ONE!

I got this from somewhere-- lol. Well, what do you think about my poems and this quiz- sorry guys- it is made for girls... lol

-Christine- :flowersmile:

*tears in eyes* Thanks so much everyone! I feel so great- no one replied! Am I THAT Bad??
Ok...
fine

HOLD TIGHT
Grasp my finger
child
hold tight to my
warmth
cry all you want
and
hold tight
everything will be
alright
a salty sea crashes
down
your pretty face
can't hang on any longer
want to let go
but
hold tight
everything will be
alright
don't disappear
the world isn't to good
for you
but
the storm will soon
be over
just grab my
hands
cry in my shoulder
I'll kiss and hug you
let it all
out
hold tight
everything will be
alright

hold tight

EVIL TEACHER
too much
foundation
caked on
she is
a bully in disguise
she will
point a finger
at you
and smother you
in her loud
Brooklyn accent
yell herself to peace
she is mad at the world
she wants to stangle you
only can't
she may seem kind
rudeness
shows through
and suddenly
she is mad
at you!
she discriminates
your religion
and others
so one sided
makes kids
cry tears
of hatred
and sadness
why does she cause
unwanted
pain
?

(That was about an evil teacher. She annoys me and is like that...)

Well, mucho homework to go do... so toodles! PLEASE! I PLEASE WANT YOU TO READ MY POETRY!!! PLEASE??!!??
:unsure:
If you hate it- great! Write it here! Tell me what you like and don't. I'm open and want to improve. I like being RANDOM! Well, these weren't...
FEEDBACK PLEASE, if anyone ever reads this...

Scary Poet,
Christine

Ahh! No one replied! Everyone is a hater...
C'mon guys! I want you to read these!

AWARE
are you
aware
of the
cold
the sickness
the hunger
the death
the fighting
it is all around the world

ANNOYING GIRL
Christina!
hey guys!
annoying
hahaha
annoying
don't say what
we say
back to us
I'm gonna see if I can aim
for your head
hahaha
annoying
annoying
no one likes her
and she doesn't even
get it
n00bie but
worse
and in person
save me from her evil
wrath



------


If no one reads this, I am going to be VERY ANGRY! Please read!

Sucky Poetry
It seems that I have written
some stinky poems
I am getting bitten
by you outta reply
I get the feeling I am not sly
I am not shy
but you are
I'm not a star
does this ryhme?
spelling error
I am the ring barrer (SPELLING!)
of evil poems!
Tell me
honestly
what your little minds think
then I will wink
at you
thanks for not being a poo
bye and toodloo
Christine
and maybe her retarted poems??? :/ :/ :unsure:

STINKYNESSeveryone is
stinky :ermsmile:
my poems
suck
and no one
reads them

ursula?
is the part
for me?
or am I too busy?
:unsure:
24% of teens shoplift
47.8% of all seniors in high school
have used marijuana
7.8% cocaine
1.7% heroin
what have we come to?
what??
teens consume
25% of of the nation's
alchol
1/5 of the nation's drinkers
are underaged...
what stinkyness
:online2long:
all of you don't read this
it is too stinky :ermsmile:

I want your feedback! I am writing poems for myself...
:/ christine :/

NONO! i LOVE your poems! lol i just saw this today! even if nobody posts for a while keep posting bc. well just bc. lol the one about the teacher is a lot like my teacher. lol. keep writing good! don't be discouredged! ( k i can't spell)

i loved them allllllllllll, especially material world, that one definitely hit it!

Yea! Oh I love you guys! *hugs*
lol. Thanks. Well, here is a poem for today. I must go!

CONFUSED
confused
high school
tears in my
eyes
I'm falling
down
I want
to be
Ursula
but others
do and I have
things to do
?
I am so confused
I'm falling
down
My life is in shambles
I don't care if
no one cares
I am so busy
decisions
are
stressful
sadly...


g2g!
thanks guys!!!!
:flowersmile:
-Christine, the poet!-

I write weird poems, I know.... well, here are some poems

THE THROAT MONSTER
It is creeping
up my throat
hacking at my lungs
a slime
of green
It has come
to change my voice
make me fall
asleep
it comes from
within
it is
the throat monster
(inspired by my sore throat)

GRAY
the world is
in shades of gray
all mixed up
gray coats us
mistifies us
destroys us
where are the people
under it all??
gray blankets
sheilds
protects from
the unknown
we are scared
of
why do we
see these
shades of gray??

RED
passion
love
fire
fighting
blood
death
hate
anger
kiss
rose
hot
warm
feirce (spelling!!)
dramatic
harsh
jagged
spicy

CHUNK OF HEART MISSING
ever get the feeling
that part of your heart is
gone??
i know, weird
we try to put material things in that
missing spot,
they never quite love us back
or do the trick to satisfy our
longing hearts
when someone dies
are they gone
washed away from your
heart??
never to be thought of
again??
keep them there.
have you ever tried to work hard
and thought that work would
take your mind off the missing
chunk of your heart?
or even fill it?
it won't.
buy a car. It won't love you back
sorry
a person never
really
disappears
they are inside you
guiding you
keep them in there,
keep
them close to your heart
don't let them
fade away
like a rainbow on a rainy day
like a rainbow on a rainy day
like a rainbow on a rainy day
like a rainbow on a rainy day
don't let them
fade
away

(That was sad... :unsure: )

HUNGER
bites at your
stomach
lemme have
it
gimme that food
knaws on you
wanting what you
cannot eat
it growls
finally
it has won
stop and let it win
the bell rang and it is lunch

Well, must go eat, I am hungry! lol. Sick and hungry. yea!
Feedback is welcome. If you hate it, tell me why and I will try to improve. Thanks for reading!!! I will post more tomorrow! I hope someone ACTUALLY READS this!!!
-your poet-
-christine-

Nice peoms. Inspirational. Lol. Good job though. I like your ideas- especialy the part " I don't feel right reading magazines that worships stars..." Keep writting! :sorcerer:

:flowersmile: Thanks susie! Well here is another poem. I must go though... I am supposed to be working on a report... (URG)

SNOW COVERED
the world
wrapped up
in a bundle
of white cold

the snow
covers
it flows
majestically
down from
the sky

I wish it
were here

ice in your hair
hot cocoa inside
red wind cracks
as you
sip
the drink
warmth

the snow
covers
me
snowballs
tossed in my
hair
clinging to me
melting
off
as a feeling
wears away from
a person

snow
covers
fears
hides
rudness
expresses the
nice
soul
in
you

snow
wish it
would
drape the
world in
wonder

forever

SUDDENLY
suddenly this
stalker
is
stalking

suddenly
I meet my
asian relatives
but
?
I am not
asian
?

suddenly
the stalker
creeps from
behind

suddenly
I am at
a 20th
high school
reunion
?

suddenly
a baby is being washed

suddenly
I am forced
to rescue
a friend

suddenly
it is camp
and she
is counselor
?

suddenly
I wake up
out of the world
so weird

LOL- That one was funny!!! well, as always critism is WELCOME!
-christine-
-dashing away from snitchseeker-