CHRISTINE'S CRAZY POEMS:

EVIL MORNING
I woke up
the alarm went off
Crazy in Love
I turned it off
It went off again and again
I finally had the nerve to crawl out of bed
I washed my face, and brushed my ugly mess
Clothes flew on and off
Breakfast shoveled itself in my mouth
Homework
GO

FREAK GIRL
Have you ever met the freakiest person
ever?
She has these
big geeky glasses
and a high pitched wail
Her hair is static
She has only one brow
I saw her one day and she followed me
I told her to get a way
she would not leave
I ran to my house and
she ran too
She said she tagged me
and I was MAD
I said ****ing leave me alone
She says:
NO
I say: Go get a boyfriend like you. I know a guy that goes to my school.
She says: Cool
Then I see them making out
I laugh to myself
SHe comes up to me
I say:
Get away freak!

HEATER
There is this scary
looking heater at my house
it is all gray and sharp
It doesn't even heat
But my mom thinks it
does

DANCE
THe girls and the guys had to be broken up. They were not a foot away from each other
The Guy was raping about rocks and socks..
So we left

DUMBLEDORE & SNAPE
Ha Ha
I am the Head master!!
No, Snape says
I AM THE HEAD MASTER
NO, says Dumbledore
AVADA-
No Snape!
HEehheee
Dumbledore- you suck
I know about you Snape
Snape: I know my affair with Ms. Tre-
Dumbledore: Say no more Snape

IN IN OUT BURGER
The fries taste so fresh
I love the sauce
The burgers are the best
Who care's about Mad Cow now??
It's worth it!



OK- I am having so much fun writing random things. More to come!
I don't care, I am bored...