lol! that was good!

Lotus... a cheer for you!

Lotus, Lotus, she's so evil!
She's writes stories but nothing rhymes with evil!

Yay! *Does jumping and kicking motions* Glad to see it done... now you can do MY dare!

WooHoo, my own cheer squad, that only contains one person........YAY!

LoTUS loTUS loTUS! *chearleader moves* LoTUS LoTUS!
EVIL EVIL EVIL!

WooHoo, that's 2 in my cheer squad.
Evil people do need cheer squads too, dont ya know.

Spanks berry much Zy!

haha. That was really good!!!

Wow that was soo good, I really liked it. I like how you worked those phrases into the story so expertly.





I wish people would read my ff.
(Actually it was deleted because I hadn't updated it in so long. I wonder if i should start it up again. What do you all think?)

Thanx. Your praises are always wecome. And any other comments.

Awwwe, I'm sorry about your FF. Yes, you should start a new one. And I think you should consider taking up a dare from The Elite Evil FF Chalenge.
It's a game in Zonka's. Zymurgy, Cassirin and I started it, it's heaps fun and we are very loyal about reading the FF of people who take up the dares.

Come look. If you complete a dare you can become an Elite Evil FF Darer yourself. :flowersmile:

Aww thanks Lotus maybe I will.


I love your story a lot by the way. i hate it when people write about awful stuff, i don't like it, but your story is soo good, keep going!

when r u gonna put the next one > hehe evil u...do do do hehe

I accepted Zymurgy's dare. Must be, that I was dropped on my head. But, here it begins, anyway.

The chapter begins with Snape chasing Peeves.
As Snape rounded the corner, he crashed into a suit of armour and went tumbling to the floor.
Is it me, or do people always end up on the floor in my stories? Anyway.
As the armour fell apart squeeling, (their alive you know) a whisp of smoke floated out, and formed into a big grey rock right in front of Snape.
"Woooh, oh no not that, anything but that, please." snape cried
"Hahaha, didn't think anyone knew about your mortal fear of Hippopotomus's, (wow, hard to say) did you? chuckled the Author

The great rock turned it's head around and wiggled it's tail, like this. But with a hippo instead of a monkey.
"Aaaaaaah!" screamed snape, then passed out.
What a sook. It's only a Bogart that looks like a hippo

Snape woke up and stumbled around to get some help, when he walked past a guilded mirror. To his amazement he was young and attractive.
He was not really attractive, but I thought I'd give him a break since this is his dream.
His eyebrows rose, as he look through the mirror at the people talking behind him.
"Chocolate!? Not again...." it was Lilly Potter, no, she would have been Evans. Lilly was talking to a couple of other girls.
"Who keeps sending me this stuff?"
"I can take a guess. James." said one of the girls
"Don't be silly, James only cares about his ego."
"I have a 6th sence about this, he has a crush on you." another girl said.
"Yeah, well what about the time you said Remus had Lycanthropy."(technical term for Warewolf) said Lilly, as the Marauders walked up to them. The other girls wondered off.
'Clever girl' thought Snape

"How did you find out?!" blurted remus, Then blushed furiously.
"Your a Warewolf?" said James
"Awesome!" said sirus
The lot of them continued to discuss it, but Snape lost interest, and he too wondered off.
Alot of wondering going on.

"Mr Snape, get in here and complete your exam." called a teacher out the door of a classroom he just past.
Snape, confused, woddled into the room. He found the teacher behind a desk with a hour glass, half run down, on it.
"Quickly, quickly. You will fail potions if you don't pass this test." said the teacher, who's name was Professor Potsalot. Apparently cause her ancestors collected pots?

Snape rushed over to an empty cauldron and within a few 15 minutes, time ran out. He had done his best, but was it enough.
Professor Potsalot came over to inspect his potion, she took the laddle swished it around the sniffed it.
"Hmmm, I see."
She tasted it. "10 points from Slytherin."
"Why?" snape said incredulously
"You added too much salt in your soup. But I will give you 35 out of 50 for it because I like pumpkin soup." she said with a smile and a wink.

Snape looked into his cauldron. He couldn't believe it, he never adds too much salt.

*dies laughing*
Hey! Don't go killing off the Elite!

Wait... am I dead? Why am I always the last to know!? And here I've been making all these plans.

Yay, Lotus... this is good. I did this dare too, and it's so amazing to see how it turned out differently. Can't wait for more!

Oh, sorry Zy. I didn't mean to kill you, I guess I dont know my own strength.

Thanx Cass. It's very interesting to see different peoples takes on a dare.

lol! ahh the was funny!

hehehehhahahahhehehe!!!! That was funny. He never adds too much salt....

Oh, good I'm glad you got the salt thing. I wasn't sure. :unsure:

Who ever thought writing could be this much fun.

*Severus force feads her soup* Ah.... *revives* Thanks... Sev... *gasp, gasp, cough* I'm all better now. Snape: Erm... don't ask why I did that- I guess I just wanted to get rid of the soup... ME: *thwapps Sev* Ok.... I'm alive! and I'm... EVIL! I can shout- because YOU haven't got any chickens! MWAHAHAHA!

Hey! *covers chickens ears* There are chickens everywhere!

Come on, Lotus... do something! Post! Now! *Looks around* Did it work?

Meh... I'm weird AND bored.

Hmmm, I feel compelled to post for some reason. Strange?
Ok, short post, finishing off Zymurgy's dare.

Snape realised by now, that something was a little odd. And the fact that there were chickens pecking at his shoe laces, while talking about the lack of good worms, just cemented that fact.
He took a swipe at the chickens with his foot.

"HEY! No kicking the chickens!" boomed a voice from behind him.
"Sniffle socks, what do you think your doing to my chickens?" it was sirrus.
"Who are you calling Sniffle socks? Mother hen. And I would watch what you say to me, if I were you." retorted Snape
"And if I were a sock, i'd be wool. But that's beside the point. Those are my attack chickens, and you shouldn't prevoke them, unless you wish to go through life without any eyes or toes." sirrus said with a snarl.

Snape edged away from the chickens, watching him with their tiny, cold, glassy eyes. He felt affraid, affraid they would attack.

"Hahaha. Ok girls, let him have it." called sirrus with fingers in his ears.
One hen puffed herself up, took a deep breath and said.
"Buck..Buck...Buck." Then the lot of them burst into song.
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells rock. Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring."
Cringing, Snape dropped to the floor and huddled in a ball. The hens had shrill little voices, that peirced through your head.
"Aaaaah, christmas carrols and it's mid June." Snape squeeled
"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like HOME!"

"Wooosh, thump! Pat, pat, pat."
Is the last sound he heard before he awoke in a dank, smelly chamber. It took him a moment until he realised where he was.
"Oh, thank god! There IS no place like home."
Someone had found Snape lying on the floor tangeld in armour, picked him up and brought him back to his office. Then run off to get Pomfrey.
He figured it was Hagrid who found him, because Fang was dozing at the foot of the door, awaiting his masters return.

lol! the chickens lol! ah i don't know what to say just Zipadee do da Zipadee ay! hehe

Dare requirements:
Write a FF with.
1) The story must be set in Marauders erra.
2) Snape must make soup in his cauldron and lose house points for this.
3) Lilly must say "Chocolate!? Not again..."
4) Remus' "condition" must be discovered by his friends.
5) Sirius must say, "And if I were a sock, I'd be wool."
And lastly... someone must begin to sing Christmas carols.

love the chickens!! you get a bouquet of flowers! :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile: :flowersmile:

lol, funny, funny, funny
i might just play too
i love your story
are you going to write more?

OH... my chickens were so excited that they got a cameo that they all laid an egg. So, here... an omelette for you, with cheese!

Nice work... I like how you worked the socks quote in... very funny! 'Til next time!