40. Sonorus
Lucius and Narcissa arrived home from the Ministry Christmas party. It was a great party but there was a downfall. The food was good, a little too good. Lucius could not stop eating. The buffet was lined with anything and everything imaginable.
By the time he got home, his stomach started to turn on him. He went to the kitchen to get relief for his indigestion and it worked…for a moment. After another hour, he couldn’t hold it in any more.
He made it to the bathroom just in time. All was fine and he much better afterward. Upon standing, he lost his balance and fell onto the toilet, getting himself stuck in the bowl. He couldn’t get out. He shouted for his wife, even screaming “help” to get her attention. She was nowhere to be found.
Finally, he reached for his wand.
He put his wand up to his throat and said, “Sonorus!” Then yelled, “CISSA!”
She came and helped her husband out of his predicament, but not before laughing hysterically.
“It’s not funny!” he grumbled.
Narcissa kept laughing, “Oh Lucius, poo on you!” |