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100 Insane Moments in the Life of Bellatrix - Sa13+

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Hi. Some call me Dot. Some call me Sean. I have a cornucopia of nicknames @_@ But enough about me. This is about the Bellatrix. Black or Lestrange? I’m not sure. This is from birth to death. I’ll try to keep it canon as I possibly can. But you know, that bad witch now lives in my brain and thrives with complete and utter insanity, eating away at my innards and will only be completely satisfied and full once I finish all these drabbles. Enjoy.

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Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters and universe belong to J.K. Rowling.

1. Herbology ~~2. Muggle Studies~~ 3. Transfiguration 4. Ancient Runes 5. Astronomy 6. Divination 7. Care of Magical Creatures 8. Potions 9. Defense Against the Dark Arts 10. Arithmancy 11. History of Magic 12. Charms ~~13. Quidditch~~ 14. Hogwarts, A History 15. Room 16. Dragonhide gloves 17. Cauldron 18. Whomping Willow 19. Wand 20. Hogsmeade 21. Veela 22. Kneazle 23. Telescope 24. House elf 25. Sorting Hat 26. Quill 27. Owl 28. Timeturner 29. Pensieve 30. Feast 31. Dress robes 32. Common room 33. Classroom 34. Parseltongue 35. Pureblood 36. Muggle 37. Animagus 38. Patronus 39. Duel 40. Spell 41. Thestrals 42. Portraits 43. Headmaster 44. Ford Anglia 45. torch 46. Dungeon 47. Portkey 48. Leprechaun 49. Yule Ball 50. Boggart 51. act 52. bore 53. Chase 54. Dare 55. Egg on 56. Fight 57. Gape 58. Hoot 59. Ignore 60. Joke 61. Kiss 62. Lope 63. Mooch 64. Nap 65. Ooze 66. Pace 67. Quell 68. Roar 69. Slap 70. teem 71. Untie 72. Vex 73. Warn 74. x-tinguish 75. Yodel 76. Zap 77. Cheerful 78. author's choice 79. author's choice 80. author's choice 81. Depression 82. Careful 83. Fearful 84. Angry 85. Snappish 86. Daring 87. Plaid 88. sweet tooth 89. Past 90. present 91. Future 92. Chocolate 93. Chicken 94. Allergic 95. Snowball 96. Socks 97. Dictionary 98. Pajamas 99. Newspaper 100. Homework

2. Muggle Studies

I HOPE THEY ALL ROT

Muggles and their filth.

Bellatrix wrinkled her nose in disgust, as she eyed the ~~Muggle~~MUDBLOOD Studies professor, talking to one of those FILTHY mudbloods. Witches and wizards, so rejected from society, that they had to resort to advertising those creatures!—and their blood—so incredibly impure—AND their appearance, why they should go back to their dirty barns. Another look and she turned away, childishly coughing out a fake vomit of complete repugnance, placing her finger on her tongue as if to gag. They didn’t belong here.

They all should be dead.

She giggled at the thought maniacally, skipping away.

SPICE IT UP, SHALL WE?

She sighed, her eyes gazing straight out into the Quidditch Pitch.

She expected people bludgeoning into each other with those fun-looking Beater bats but no, apparently no one knew how to have any fun anymore. Bellatrix Black—oh wasn't she the sweetest Slytherin in the entire world??? With that thought, she quickly took out her wand, cautiously glancing the nearby surrounds, and gave a long stare especially to those... boring, rule-bounded professors.

In the next second, a fellow Hufflepuff Chaser just randomly decided to fall off his broom.

Gasps and screams came from the crowd.

"You're all welcome," she snarled.