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Girls' Bathroom https://s26.postimg.cc/6zt0n6hzt/gir...oom-banner.jpg GIRLS ONLY! STAY OUT, POTTER AND WEASLEY! The funny inscription etched on this door with a potions knife reminds us all of the great deeds Harry Potter and his friends performed in this very bathroom. Today it is fortunately no longer nearly as shifty as it used to be. Nevertheless, this bathroom is still haunted by the one and only Moaning Myrtle and, if you happen to speak Parseltongue, can gain access to an empty Chamber of Secrets. |
Anyone? It was WAY too early in the morning to be awake, NAY to be alive even. Whatever. The point was that it was WAY to early and Zoryn Spinnet was in a FOUL mood. As she was every morning nowadays, unfortunately. All thanks to their idiot sandwich of a Headmaster and his stupid mandatory S.O.R.E.'s. Stupid mandatory S.O.R.E.'s that Zoryn was skipping this morning. #SorryNotSorry. But she was not in the mood to run laps right now. Actually, she wasn't even in the mood to get out of bed, but staying in the dormitory was far too risky. She was bold, not stupid. There was a difference, even if it was a very slight one. The Gryffindor walked into the bathroom, thinking it to be the most inconspicuous choice. She lazily dragged her feet into a stall, closed the door, took one look at the toilet, pulled down the lid and sat. It took more than a couple of minutes, but eventually she was able to fall asleep sitting there. It wasn't exactly the most glamorous place to sleep. But as far as she was concerned, no one was ever going to find out about this. |
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1. It was much too early for him today. So he was skipping 2. He needed to go to the bathroom Don't ask how or why but he was on the second floor thinking it was the sixth when he found the bathroom and went inside it yawning. He didnt even notice the writing on the door as he went it showing how out if it he was. Now, where is a urinal? ????????????????????? Could have sworn they were usually right over here and not as many stalls. Something wasn't right. Cue another big yawn. |
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SHOOT! If it was a Prefect, she was screwed. If it was a Professor, she was mega screwed. And if it was Calvin Fletcher, she might as well kiss her Hogwarts days goodbye. The Gryffindor took approximately five seconds to jump on top of the toilet, silently hoping that whoever had just walked in didn't notice that there were feet there before. And silently she cursed herself for not locking the door. Fortunately, she had her wand. "Colloportus," if only she had mastered nonverbals. |
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Give it time. Oh, right the reason he was here. He went to a stall since that's all he could see and well... relieved himself. And before anything else, he wasn't a heathen so when he was done and all. He washed his hands. Was that noise he hears in one of the stalls now????? |
Sniff, Sniff WOE IS ME! Myrtle was hiding in her toilet, even glummer than usual. Nobody came to visit her anymore. At least not anyone remotly cute and niiiiice like Harry Potter. Everyone was off holding hands and being lovey dovey, and she was here stuck in her toilet alone and dead.."Nobody loves Poor, ugly Fat Myrtle!" She sobbed so loudly for herself that she at first didn't hear the visitors come in. But when she did Myrtle glided out of her toilet to take a peek at the intruders. Seeing a BOY there who had clearly just took a wee in the stall next to hers, Myrtle screamed at the top of her lungs. "GO AWAY! NO BOYS ALLOWED! NO WEE-WEEing here for yous!" |
Zoryn was growing HIGHLY uncomfortable squatting up on top of the toilet and she didn’t know how much longer she could manage to hold her breath so that the intruder wouldn’t hear her breathe. Seriously, like, how long does it take to inspect this place and walk out???? And then she heard it. The sound of someone taking a wiz. That’s how she was sure it wasn’t a Professor. Not to mention, moaning myrtle (Zoryn’s LEAST favorite part of Hogwarts) decided that SCREAMING about a BOY was a good idea AT THIS HOUR??????? Literally Merlin’s Bum Crack of Dawn O’Clock. And she was… SCREAMING? Since Zoryn was now SURE that there wasn’t a Professor in the other stall, Zoryn literally FLUNG her door open to give Moaning Myrtle a piece of her mind. And her MEANEST stank face EVER. Which, for the record, was deathly. ”MRTYLE IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP I’M GOING TO TELL THE WHOLE CASTLE THAT YOU LIVE IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO WATCH US PEE,” unfortunately the Gryffindor had to STAGE!whisper as the risk of getting caught skipping would be much too high if she used the volume she usually reserved for this ghost. ALSO. Who in the dang heck was using HER hiding place to pee right now?????? |
Ok, he was sure now that he was done taking a wiz that he was in the wrong bathroom and oh well didn't seem to be anyone in here maybe expect a ghost you liked to watch people take a wiz. Mrytle was definitely watching him. "Mrytle are you watching me????" Weird ghost. Though guess you cant judge someones weird interest in they have been a ghost for like 100 years. Expect you totally can and Théo was. Or was that person whispering in the stall also...wait it was early so where they skipping also "Myrtle we got to find you some new hobbies" |
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“No offense, Myrtle,” actually all the offense ngl. “But I’m not doing anything together with you.” Especially the glum thing. Myrtle had enough of that to be glum for the whole castle and then some. So it’d be a hard pass, thanks. But most importantly. ….. She recognized the other voice. The peeing one. “Tayo???????????” Zoryn just had seven questions. The main one being: Why this bathroom? It was for GIRLS?? |
"Im not mad, its just weird" Like seriously who would even want to watch someone going to the bathroom, please. Well her hobbies could really use some improvements if all you can boast is about something that happened over a hundred years ago or the first two which wasnt much at all. But before he can even think of a suggest that voice was very familiar WAIT, ZORYN should you be....wait never-mind" This was Zoryn after all. She should be running like he should be. and give him a break he thought this was the boys bathroom. Dont ask him how or why. |
"Shouldn't YOU?" Because technically speaking, they were both skipping. As far as she was concerned, neither of them were doing what they were meant to be doing. And she had no problem with it. Sorry Not Sorry!!! "Also," she gave him a really strange look. "this is the girl's bathroom, Theo." Incase he wasn't aware. Now he was. "Are you gonna go run?" Because technically speaking, the morning was still pretty young and she was pretty sure SORE's had only just started. She hadn't been out for too long before her beauty sleep had been interrupted. And yes, by the way, she actually was annoyed about it. He'd feel her wrath later. |
Well ignoring what Mrytle was going to say for now Théo was focused on his fellow sore skipper. Guess that made them SORE LOSERS. geddit...ba dum tss Okay, yes right now he did know it was the girl's bathroom. Her and Mrytle were not letting him forget about that at all. and don't redirect the question back at him. She could tell why he was here and not there. He needed to wiz more than he wanted to run and sleep yes. "Nah, I'm skipping today. You?" |
"Same," she shrugged. "These morning runs are ruining my beauty sleep." Which was very important because a face like this didn't just happen on it's own. Her skin NEEDED at LEAST eight hours of rest to look this flawless during the day. It helped give it it's glow. "Only problem is Myrtle keeps stinkin' up the place with her incessant wailing." They needed to set her up with some boy ghost ASAP. Maybe that'd shut her up. Or they could just kill her again. Would that work? |
"I just wish we were allowed to skip a couple of them" Oh well troll boils for Théo then. He would have to remember not to mistakenly enter girls bathrooms again. Even tho the where for some reason much cleaner than the boys one. Dont know why. "She needs a ghost boyfriend, sadly i doubt there are any here in Hogwarts.So what are you up to now. Just going to hide out in here til the run is over?" It would be pretty dumb for them to go down and eat right now. And really he didnt want to go back to sleep. |
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A ghost boyfriend? Zoryn gave Théo the most judgmental look. "Do you ever listen to the stuff you say?" Just wondering. Because sometimes, Théo was lowkey a mess. "Unless you have any better ideas." Unfortunately, Zoryn didn't bring any cards otherwise they could've played a game of exploding snap. |
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What why was she giving him that look "No, not really but she really needs one. You know her more than me and just think about it" Théo was always a mess. Like right now he had troll on his forehead and was in the girls bathroom and those are just the facts. Just not his hair tho that was like the one thing that wasnt. "You want to go make fun of portraits?" Yeah, that was all he got off the top of his head. |
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"Thought about," Zoryn paused, before continuing, "but the last thing I need is for this whiny dishtowel to have a whiny boyfriend." Turning to Myrtle (who had gone surprisingly quiet-- maybe she found some other sorry loser to haunt) the Gryffindor said, "No offense." And that just about solved everything. "I guess," she shrugged. By now the morning run was probably over to an end anyways. Didn't matter if they got caught, there wasn't enough time to make them go out there and run. As far as she was concerned, they had succeeded. |
For the record, Myrtle hadn't gone quiet... not entirely. At the girl's mean words, she let out a wail and retreated back into her toilet, sobbing quietly to her self. Oh, woe is me! Nobody loves ugly, fat, miserable, moping Moaning Myrtle! "S-stop making fun of m-me!" she sniffed. "It's n-not my fault I'm d-dead and all a-alone!" She thought the stupid girl would take the hint, but then... Oh, no she did NOT just call her a whiny dishtowel! Big mistake, girl! Myrtle hiccupped back a sob and flew right up to the bully Gryffindor. "Oh, whiny dishtowel, am I?!?! Stinking up the place, am I?!?!" she screamed in the girl's face. "Well, this whiny dishtowel is going to make you regret those words, girlie! You and your little friend too! Just like I did to Olive Hornby..." The ghost floated upward and shrieked at the the top if her voice, "HEADMASTER! PROFESSORS! STUDENTS SKIPPING S.O.R.E!!!! BOY IN THE GIRLS' LOO!!!!!" |
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