SnitchSeeker.com - 2008 allucha (by Zoe)

Interviewer (Zoe): Tangerine
Interviewee (Ali) [allucha]: Blue Whale

*presses the ‘record’ button on her recorder and whispers* Okay. This is Zoe from inside the Mickey Mouse and Pikachu backpack. So today we are in the home of SnitchSeeker admin, allucha. Now this is a very risky task to get an interview with him, but I’m willing to risk my life for you all. Alright. Here I go. Over and out. *climbs out of the backpack*
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeellooooooooooo!
*gasps and stares* =O You found me! I mean, Hiiiii!

*giggles and plops on the sofa* SURPRISE! Okay. So the members of SnitchSeeker want to get to know you better. Alright? Let’s begin with a few basic questions that people should know about you, then we’ll move onto some Harry Potter questions, and we’ll end off with an exciting new game of mine. Are you ready? :shifty:
Exciting Game? Aaak, sounds scary. :P Ready as I'll ever be!

Pssh! It’s not scary at all. What is it with you boldies and thinking that exciting games are scary? *giggles* Alright. Onto the questioning! *Law & Order noise thing is heard* What is your name and what do you do on SS?
Cause they're always scary. :lol: *covers ears from scary noise* I'm Ali, and I'm mainly the Language Support Admin, but I'm also a News Mod and an Arabic Mod.

That’s what you think. :evil:
Ahh. Yes. I so knew that. *grins* I work with you in one of those areas. Scary, isn’t it? Bahaha. It seems like you have some big roles on SS. :yes: But where do you usually go on SS for some relax time? Is there a certain spot(s) you like to hang out in?
Bwahaha, yes you do! And right now, almost everything's scary. xD I tend to stalk the TP or WWW, but I've been recently posting in the Leaky Cauldron forums... and by recent I mean a few months ago!

Oh. ~~*must stalk more often there then*~~ :xd: When you are away from SS, what are you usually doing?
Hmm, from sleep (favourite thing to do offline) to schoolwork (least favourite). xD Ahaha, I also play the guitar which can be pretty time consuming, along with tv/gaming/sports... But I'm usually on SS... if I can help it. :lol:

haha. Sleep is everyone’s best friend. Or it should be anyway. :shifty: ~~*ignores the fact that she sometimes ditches Mr. Sleep for Mr. Mountain Dew*~~ :D Aha! I got guitar out of him! *so knew that was going to happen sometime in this interview* So … how many songs, roughly, do you know how to play? 'Cause we all know your guitar is just so rockin’! :lmao:
Hahahaha, ditching Mr. Sleep?!! That's treason! *arrests you* Lmao! ~~That's what you call good interrogation technique.~~ What was I saying? Oh, songs I know. Umm *counts on fingers, then toes* I've run out of things to count on! I know around 40 songs, maybe? That's hard, cause I normally just learn them, get bored then don't play them. I'd say at least 25, possibly going into the 40s. *will attempt ~~and fail~~ to make a list*

Wow. That’s a lot. :yes: I only know how to mess around with the guitar strings, so you’re far better off than me. haha. Okay. One more type of these questions and then we’ll move on to some Harry Potter ones. If you were to discover a new planet in the universe, what would you name that planet? :D
Haha, there's an amazing website which pretty much has tabs/chords for every song out there. Anything I can do I put it down to that site. Schrucklenoofer!! *nods*

Bahaha! I’d personally name it Fwopstickles, but Schrucklenoofer is nice. :lol: Alright. HARRY POTTER QUESTIONS! Wooowhooo! How did you end up getting addicted to Harry Potter?
Fwopstickles is pretty awesome too! But Schrucklenoofer has a confusing but amazing backstory which is 100% classified. :shifty: I got into Harry Potter because.. I hated it. *hides* The Goblet of Fire book was going to be released, and there was sooo much on the news about it and I pretty much thought "whyyy?!!" So I tried the first book, got hooked, and got a bunch of people hooked along the way. :D

*finds your hiding place* Hey. Don’t worry about it. I was the same way too. *hides with you* Are we going to be safe here? :worried: Umm … which Harry Potter character do you think reminds you of yourself? Oh! And why, of course. heehee. :D
Eeeep, I don't know. I am hiding in a luminous tent, that might give it away. *sticks up a boring sign outside* Perfect! Now we're safe. PotterPotterPotter. Um, maybe Lupin, because he seemed to be one of the guys who tried to work, but had ~~troublemaking~~ distracting friends. Haha.

*gasps* Are you trying to tell me something about that Lupin bit there, Lucha? *eyes you* heehee. I can be ~~troublemaking~~ distracting sometimes. :whistle: I’m mean … I’m a good girl that always does what she is told. :angel: So … which is your favourite Harry Potter book out of the whole series?
Hahaha, I wouldn't dream of it... but like, ya know the backpack Mickey and Pikachu? They were drawn during physics. :lol: Along with all sorts of animals like emus. xD Of course you're a good girl. :P Order of the Phoenix, closely followed by Prisoner of Azkaban. I love how Order just sets things into motion, even if it meant the death of ~~Pikachu~~ Sirius.

Oooh. heehee. I think ~~Pikachu~~ Sirius should’ve lived and that Umbridge was the one to die. That woman FREAKS ME OUT, man! Okay. … Next question before I get into a ‘Why Umbridge Deserves to Die’ speech. *whistles* What is your favourite creature from the Harry Potter books? I’ll even let you pick two because I’m so nice. ^_^
Bwaha, don't get me started on Umbridge. She's just too weird and stuck in her wrong ways... Aww, how nice of you... My first would be Kreacher, because I find him hilarious. Second *thinks* the Dragon from Deathly Hallows... did it have a name? *can't remember that far back*

Okay. We’ll pretend Miss Toad Face wasn’t mentioned at all. ;) *wipes everyone’s memory* Oh dear. I don’t think the lovely dragon had a name! :gasp: Can we name him Fwopstickles? Since it isn’t the name of a planet, we can use that to name him. :yes: Hmm … I wonder where he is. They were so mean and pretty much ditched to little guy…. Okay. Last Harry Potter question. … Maybe. heehee. If you were in a Harry Potter book, would you be a member of the Order of the Phoenix? Or would you be a ~~hawt~~ evil Death Eater?
Hahah, Fwopstickles it is! I wonder if any dragons have been named Fwopstickles before. Hmm. I would sooo be a ~~Death Eater~~ member of the Order. As much as the Dark Side appeals to me, I don't think that I'd have it in me to do what the Death Eaters do... plus, the Order won in the end.

Yay! :lol: Now we just have to find him…. Good point. Maybe I should’ve given you the ‘Double Agent’ option. Oh well. Order wins. End of story. Okay. So one more Harry Potter question. I promise 100%! *pinky swears* If you were going to Hogwarts, what do you think would be you favourite class (you can pick two if you want. ;)) and why?
Me, a double agent?! That's totally classified! No fair, now everyone knows. *sulks in the corner* *whistles* I can go to Hogwarts? YAY!!! My favourite class would probably be Care of Magical Creatures, cause that was the first lesson I attended and got me hooked to the SS RP! I loved that! Maybe Potions too, cause I like muggle chemistry, so it'd be kinda similar... I hope.

~~Eh oh. *has blown Lucha’s cover* Dang it! Me and my BIG mouth….~~ We yeah! Where else are we going to learn about where to find Fwopstickles? *gasps* Maybe Fwopstickles is hiding at Schrucklenoofer!! ~~*needs to stall so she can think of how this exciting game will go*~~ :whistle:
*pets* It's okay, I'm really a triple agent, so people won't know a thing. :shifty: But exactly!! And maybe he is? I dunno, we'll have to go and find out. *nods* ~~*is beginning to get more scared*~~ Uh ohh! What's Zoe plotting?

Yes. We’re going to find out. TODAY! *grins* Who needs Hoggy Warty Hogwarts when you can just go and see for yourself, right? *giggles* To the ... :shifty: ... spaceship!!
Hahahaha, if the whole idea of stalling is to make the interrogate more scared it's working perfectly. We have a spaceship? Wow, can I drive? *has a license ~~made from cereal boxes~~*

bwahaha! :evil: Yeah. We have a spaceship. DUH! Where have you been all your life?! Jump in! You can drive. ;) But … to get to where we have to go, you have to answer some questions. … And if we get attacked by aliens, you better answer REALLY fast. Got it?
Evil Zoe!! *locks self in spaceship* *sticks tongue out for a moment, then lets you in* I've been sleeping... so it's completely not my fault I didn't know about the spaceship... and okay, I'll be fast. *switches brain into fast mode*

Aye. I see. Alright. Well, we better get going before Fwopstickles decides to move to another planet on us. Okay. There are three buttons: yellow, blue, and red. You push yellow for the option that comes first, You can also push blue for the second question. You CANNOT push both yellow and blue. That is a BIG BIG BIG no-no. And the red button is for when we are attacked by the aliens. When aliens attack, you have to be super quick and push either the yellow or blue buttons. Then you have to be even quicker to push the red button after that.. Now buckle up. It’s gonna be a loooooooooong ride! *buckles herself in*
*nods and pretends to understand that* Press red if aliens attack, gottit! :D

Alrightie. *kicks the spaceship into gear* Linkin Park? Or Staind?
*pushes the yellow button*

*spaceship goes even faster* Nicely done. Okay. *clicks a certain button for the next two options* Beans? Or Potatoes?
OhOhOh! That's not fair... *wants to press them both* Ip Dip Doo *randomly presses the ~~red~~ blue button*

*spaces ship kicks up a few gears this time* 24? Or LOST? ALERT! ALERT! ALIEN ATTACK! EEEEEEEP! Pick!!
*presses the yellow and red buttons, then crashes the ship* *whistles*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *the ships crashes into the alien ships and their ships blow up* Well … at least that’s alright. Maybe. YOU ARE OUT OF GAS! DING! DING! DING! Oh, troll boogers! … Lucha, can you steer this baby to Schrucklenoofer? It’s our only hope!!
EEEEEEEP! Of course I can steer, I didn't get the license out of a cereal pack, did I? *stares at the thousand flashing lights on the dashboard then dies*

Oh no! Our driver has died! *unbuckles herself and jumps over to Lucha’s seat* You. Can’t. Die. On. Me. *the spaceship quickly shoots downward* EEEEP! *revives Lucha quickly*
*wakes up to find lots of loud "warning" noises and flashing lights* Uh oh... Whatdowedoo? We're gonna crash ~~*contemplates the idea of playing dead*~~

I don’t know. *shivers* *the spaceship then stops heading downward, but is … flying toward a planet?* What the?! :blink: *looks out of a window* OMG! It’s Fwopstickles!! He’s flying the ship! WE’RE SAVED!!!
Wopsticklesss! *jumps up and is fully back to life* *unbolts the door and throws you a space helmet* I told you I was trained as an astronaut... *whistle* :lol:

*puts her helmet on and huggles Lucha* Okay. So we better report back to the peoples to let them know we’re a-okay. Any last words before we go and fly around with Fwopstickles? :lmao:
~~I've always wanted to go into space and I didn't even need a license to get there.~~ Nahh, we just need to fly cause *points* Aliens at 4 o'clock! *grabs tightly onto Fwopstickles*

Eh oh! Did you bring the light sabers?! *panics*
I did... but *points at the fallen space ship*

Oh boy. … Then we better get flying!! *flaps her arms as if she’s swimming* Let’s get going! They’re getting closer!!
*mimics you, even though it's Fwopstickles who's flying, and not us* OOooh, I see the Earth from here! We're almost home!

Oh thank Merlin! *let’s Fwopstickles take them wherever it’ll be safe from the aliens and pulls out her recorder for one last thing* And this is why you should have a dragon as a pet … and avoid the aliens.

*STATIC*

FIN!