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katiebell 02-12-2009 05:34 PM
Quote of the Week: The Office
 
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In last week's hour-long episode of The Office, which aired after the Superbowl, inept boss Michael Scott, portrayed by Steve Carell, held a roast (an honorary dinner where guests make fun of the honoree) for himself to encourage his employees to be completely honest with him. During the roast, one employee (Kelly) went up to the podium and listed all the people (and things) she would rather kiss than Michael.

Quote:
A turtle, a fridge, anybody from the warehouse, a woodchipper, Kevin, a candle … and Lord Voldemort.

Spork! 02-12-2009 05:36 PM
HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.
(ya know, the names taboo...)

GinnyW21 02-12-2009 05:47 PM
thats awesome

OtterySt.Catchpole 02-12-2009 05:49 PM
I love Cookies
 
I saw that episode ... LOL It was funny. Which is funny because I don't usually watch the office because it's not funny ... just funny looking ... LOL

HP has invaded the pop culture ... :dizzy:

They should make an HP show called Dumbledore's Office ... I bet you that wouold be funny, and Tina Fey could be a young Professor McGonagall ...

BanaBatGirl 02-12-2009 05:53 PM
OMIGOSH!!!!!!111!1!!! :rotfl: We were discussing this last week when it aired! Ahahaha! And you actually picked it for quote of the week! YES! SNITCHSEEKER for the WIN!

:lmao: Kelly Kapoor is the best. :D

FoxFire 02-12-2009 06:01 PM
RAHHHH my two favorite things Harry Potter and The Office!!!! Together!!!! WEEEEEEEE

And. There are like a kerjillion more The Office/ Harry Potter quotes because Dwight is a huge HP fan. OMG let's go discuss in the LC or have a UN rampage RAHHHH!! Like on "Beach Games" ooh. "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I wouldn't do that Jim." "Vol-duh-MORT! Vol-duh-MORT!"


...This post is sooo gonna be deleted :xd:

BR1TN3YY 02-12-2009 06:46 PM
Hahaha i love the office, can't believe it was used as the quote:P

EmmaRiddle 02-12-2009 06:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole (Post 7839505)
I saw that episode ... LOL It was funny. Which is funny because I don't usually watch the office because it's not funny ... just funny looking ... LOL

HP has invaded the pop culture ... :dizzy:

They should make an HP show called Dumbledore's Office ... I bet you that wouold be funny, and Tina Fey could be a young Professor McGonagall ...
And Jon Stewart could be a young Dumbledore?

narglesRnifty 02-12-2009 06:57 PM
Yeah, I saw that episode and my friend and I just kept quoting that line.

FYI, the reported Michael Scott actor's last name is spelled wrong. It's CARELL.

katiebell 02-12-2009 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by narglesRnifty (Post 7839764)
FYI, the reported Michael Scott actor's last name is spelled wrong. It's CARELL.
Of course, you're right. Fixed it. Thanks!

Patronus Charm 02-12-2009 07:06 PM
Saw this episode. Not as funny as a much earlier one where they chose teams (survivor-style) and Dwight wanted his team called Gryffindoor.

OtterySt.Catchpole 02-12-2009 07:14 PM
What I don't understand is why the Superbowl didn't quote HP
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by EmmaRiddle (Post 7839747)
And Jon Stewart could be a young Dumbledore?
Works for me Ems, :lol: but Alec Baldwin would have to be Snape :loved: or Slughorn, I can't decide.

Brought to you by the people who gave you "The Office" on NBC Thursday Nights, Dumbledore's Office!

Or something like that ... then they could make Office quotes on their show. :dizzy:

phoenix_tears 02-12-2009 07:25 PM
:lol:

that's so funny !

FoxFire 02-12-2009 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EmmaRiddle (Post 7839747)
And Jon Stewart could be a young Dumbledore?
:lmao: Tooottterly. He has the nose I always imagined on Dumbledore :P

Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole (Post 7839853)
Works for me Ems, :lol: but Alec Baldwin would have to be Snape :loved: or Slughorn, I can't decide.

Brought to you by the people who gave you "The Office" on NBC Thursday Nights, Dumbledore's Office!

Or something like that ... then they could make Office quotes on their show. :dizzy:
*blinkyblinky* Ottery? No. Mine eyes are deceiving me for sure. Mhm.

Alec would have to be Snape, I think. Too tall to be Slughorn ;) OR he'd've made a great Ludo :hmm: ....

Padie 02-12-2009 08:00 PM
I don't watch the Office but that is one very awesome quote :lol:

Golden Monkey 02-12-2009 08:05 PM
That was the only episode I've seen of the Office, and guess what? I'm hooked now :lol: I love that quote :xd:

Apollonia 02-12-2009 08:07 PM
Here is the YouTube clip of that episode where the roast takes place and that comment is made. It starts at the 2:58 mark. Enjoy!

YouTube - Watch The Office S 5 E 13 Part 4/5 Stress Relief [SHQ]

PadfootAndTheWolf 02-12-2009 08:49 PM
I love the office lol if you guys ever want to talk office with fellow fans check out my Office thread in other Non HP forum!

h/g ship lover 02-12-2009 08:49 PM
That was really funny. I don't think I've ever watched the office before.

cake.ninjak 02-12-2009 08:52 PM
LOL. This was my suggestion! ^_^

I love how frequently HP pops up on this show.

"We are going to be team Gryffindor."

"Well, in that case, we're going to be Voldemort."

:xd:

hpluvr037 02-12-2009 08:55 PM
I <3 the Office!

PadfootAndTheWolf 02-12-2009 08:55 PM
Oh and once on the show Micheal the boss did a presentation and he pretended to have been in jail before and someone asked him what was the worst part and he said "The Dementors!" lol :)

FoxFire 02-12-2009 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cake.ninjak (Post 7840268)
LOL. This was my suggestion! ^_^

I love how frequently HP pops up on this show.

"We are going to be team Gryffindor."

"Well, in that case, we're going to be Voldemort."

:xd:
"He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? I wouldn't do that Jim."

You win at life.

Quote:
Originally Posted by DanialRadFAN01 (Post 7840287)
Oh and once on the show Micheal the boss did a presentation and he pretended to have been in jail before and someone asked him what was the worst part and he said "The Dementors!" lol :)
:lol: Seeee? They're laik everywherrreeee!!

Harry Potter is taking over the wooorrrrrlllld! :P

gandalfgirl 02-12-2009 09:38 PM
Hahaha :D

hpangel 02-12-2009 10:05 PM
Hahaha, that's great!! :lol:

iwantorlando05 02-12-2009 10:08 PM
I saw that episode. It was hilarious. The Office always has alot of harry Potter references. The funniest one is in the episode called "The Convict"...Michael Scott is pretending to be an ex-con and one of the employees ask him what prison was like and he said, "...It was horrible...the dementors were flying around and trying to suck out my soul and it hurt!" LMAO! Best Office moment EVER!!!

evanna11 02-12-2009 10:12 PM
:lmao: Ah, I've never seen the office, but it sounds fun :yes:
But I don't think I can watch it here..Ah well, I'll just look up some quotes than.

You know, Harry Potter is also mentioned in other series.. like Charmed. At least once.
SPOILER!!: quotes
Phoebe: Yeah well, Prudence Melinda might get him in trouble at school.
Paige: I'm thinking that's probably true, although he could just zap them onto a roof like Harry Potter would or something.
Piper: After seeing what the kid can do inside the womb, he's no Muggle.
Phoebe: Hey, what about Potter? Potter Halliwell? Or is it Wyatt?
Leo: No, it's definitely Halliwell. Demons fear it, good magic respects it, and I want what's best for him. That's why I'm going to say no to Potter.

Miss Donovan: Lord of the Rings?
Gnome: Historically inaccurate.
Miss Donovan: Harry Potter?
Gnome: Filled with juvenile delinquents.
Miss Donovan: Even the Wizard of Oz?
Gnome: Disparaging to little people. Munchkins being persecuted. Filth!
Paige: Oh, come on, seriously.

Lislchen 02-12-2009 10:21 PM
Teehee...I love that quote! :lmao:

finfin91 02-12-2009 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by coolgirl97 (Post 7839462)
HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.
(ya know, the names taboo...)
Yes, that's a good one. But what does Harry and Hermione say about not using his name? "Fear of a name....".

Paint.the.Limelight 02-12-2009 10:38 PM
Hahaha that show is too funny!!

evanna11 02-12-2009 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by finfin91 (Post 7840812)
Yes, that's a good one. But what does Harry and Hermione say about not using his name? "Fear of a name....".
increases the fear of the thing itself." (or something like that).

Hm, it would've made more sense if he'd said dementor, actually.. But Voldemort is funnier :P

RedheadQueen 02-12-2009 10:52 PM
OK.... this thread was the laugh I needed today!! I would def watch Dumbledore's Office!! LOL

Hermionespell 02-12-2009 10:57 PM
Wonderful! :P

French_December 02-12-2009 11:09 PM
Why him?! He's ugly. lol

Double_Trouble 02-12-2009 11:32 PM
Thats amazing! Haha!

harryzabest 02-12-2009 11:33 PM
OMG lol that's funny.

Jamers 02-12-2009 11:33 PM
OMG! Haha! That is to funny!

hpnaiv 02-12-2009 11:44 PM
I will watch The Office from now on.... :P

NiamhDanaholicsAnony 02-12-2009 11:52 PM
wow,he must be fairly horrible if you'd rather kiss mouldy voldy....on second thoughts,if that before or after he became Lord Voldemort cause i'd gladly kiss the young dude,he was apparantly quite dashing!:D

squidnie 02-13-2009 12:21 AM
I am sooooo going to watch The Office from now on :xd: Great quote!

aliciahutchinson 02-13-2009 12:25 AM
lol nice!!

harrys_other_broom 02-13-2009 01:20 AM
I loved that part!!!!!!!!!!

mineylee 02-13-2009 01:58 AM
thats hilarious~~~ i must have missed it!!!

Mari of the Ocean 02-13-2009 02:33 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Taiya89 02-13-2009 12:13 PM
LOL, So funny!

Potter for Minister 02-13-2009 02:02 PM
hahahaha...The Office is hilarious!

EmmaRiddle 02-13-2009 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OtterySt.Catchpole (Post 7839853)
Works for me Ems, :lol: but Alec Baldwin would have to be Snape :loved: or Slughorn, I can't decide.

Brought to you by the people who gave you "The Office" on NBC Thursday Nights, Dumbledore's Office!

Or something like that ... then they could make Office quotes on their show. :dizzy:
Slughorn, definitely.

Quote:
But what does Harry and Hermione say about not using his name?
That was Dumbledore.

Ginevra_P 02-13-2009 08:45 PM
Haha! That's funny! :rotfl:

TheDeathStick 02-13-2009 08:59 PM
The name's taboo!!!!!!

half_blood_prince 02-14-2009 07:37 AM
hehehe i think ive heard that before. :D

Kim 02-14-2009 03:30 PM
ROFL haha i watched that episode! The Office is great! Its my favorite TV show! Great quote!

Zoe 02-14-2009 10:44 PM
I so watched that. I literally laughed until I was crying. :lol:

princess of*hp* 02-15-2009 05:33 AM
i Remember that... i love that show!

Obi-Wan K'Lari 02-15-2009 10:26 AM
:rotfl: yay for Voldie :P


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