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Lucius Malfoy makes Forbes 'Fictional Fifteen'

Lucius Malfoy has come in number 12 on the Forbes 'Fictional Fifteen' list. The article analyzes the Malfoy porfolio and how the family can still afford to be on the list after it's patriarch was sent to Azkaban.

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Malfoy has prospered. The ivory-haired devil’s fortune increased nearly 30% over the last year. It's a major vindication for the 51-year-old wizard, and an indication that Malfoy's portfolio--and his mission to destroy Harry Potter--still has lots of life left in it.

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Most wizards eschew "Muggle" markets, preferring to invest in Goblin mutual funds or Niffler futures...

but

"I am constantly on the alert for opportunities to exploit you filthy Muggles," he told us nearly seven years ago

Public reaction includes:

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"The whole lot of 'em are rotten," says Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody, a former dark-wizard hunter, or Auror, for the Ministry of Magic. "I tell you, it'd be better for the rest of us if they were all turned into ferrets."

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"I don't know how long Azkaban's going to hold him," says Nymphadora Tonks, an Auror who was present the night Malfoy was arrested breaking into the Department of Mysteries. "I expect we haven't seen the last of that git."

You may read the entire article here. A truly amusing read! :lol:

:lol: That's funny!

And Montgomery Burns comes in 2nd place!

cool! GO Lucius! I guess... *second to post*

.. That is just creepy. BUT COOL.

That's hilarious! Not a surprise that he had stock in Halliburton though. His gold had to take a hit when that one crashed though. Still not surprising that he has stock in Walmart either. It's an evil empire so it would be quite fitting for such an evil man.

Interesting thoguh I dont get how they got quotes from characters sine it's a fictional series let alone all this information about stocks and such. Where has all of this come from?

Hee hee, that's funny.

That's really funny!!!!

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"I am constantly on the alert for opportunities to exploit you filthy Muggles,"

:rotfl: Hillarius!

:rotfl: That's awesome. Very clever of Forbes to put the article into the HP world. It's too bad for those people who have no idea what the heck they're talking about. :lol:
All the more insentive to go read the books. :D

wow. thats cool. congrats!

That article was fun to read. :xd:

sweeeet! congratulations!

lol! That's witty! Congrats Malfoy:)

Congrats Malfoy, what a great article!

cool that was so funny amnd cool well done I have tears in my eyes now

Very nice! Just gotta love Tonks and the "Git"!

Oh my. LOL, I love that! Thanks for sharing, Lissy <3

Lucius is the best.

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Originally Posted by ronandhermione (Post 4185525)

Interesting thoguh I dont get how they got quotes from characters sine it's a fictional series let alone all this information about stocks and such. Where has all of this come from?

it's a made up article hun lol. of course it's not real since lucius is a fictional character. it's just something wrote for entertainment. think of it as coming from the quibbler. :P