George: Yes, yes, that’s true. Now, picking up the latest stories about You-Know-Who, we’ve heard rumours that he keeps being sighted abroad.

Fred: Well who wouldn’t want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he’s been putting in?

George: True. But the point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security thinking he’s out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t. But the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first.

Fred: And what of the rumours about Harry Potter? Do you believe he’s still in the country? Do you think he’s still alive?

George: I do. If had been killed or had run away, the Death Eaters would want us to know. They’d tell everyone.

Fred: Now what would you say to Harry, if you knew he was listening?

George: I’d tell him to keep it up, whatever he’s doing. We know he’ll help finish You-Know-Who.

Fred: Thank you very much for those wise words. Listeners, that brings us to the end of another PotterWatch. We don’t know when it’ll be possible to broadcast again, but you can be sure we shall be there, keeping to the safe.

George: Keep faith -

Fred: - and do what you can to stop You-Know-Who.