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3. Transfiguration; Not as bad as Lafay Set when Sammy is 17 ”So this is the list of your subjects then?” Millie asked, looking through Sammy’s last Hogwarts letter. ”Yup, don’t lose that. I’m gonna need it when we go to Diagon Alley” Sammy said from the next room. ”I’m not gonna lose it. I’m reading it” ”Don’t let Moggy at it then, she’ll eat it” She said, appearing in the doorway. ”whatever. You’re still taking Transfiguration?” ”Yeah. So?” ”Isn’t the worst subject or something?” ”no. It’s the hardest, the worst is Potions with Lafay” Sammy said with a nod. ”She wasn’t that bad-“ ”I. BEG. TO. DIFFER.” |
15. Room; Sammy’s room, to be specific. Pre-Hogwarts Ben simply strolled into Sammy’s room. As if it were his own. ”whatcha doing?” He asked starting to poke Sammy. Sammy looked up and glared at him. ”get out” ”It’s just a questions Sammy Sam.” Ben said innocently. ”This is my room. Get out” Sammy said, still glaring at him. ”You seem tense Sammy, do you want to talk about it?” ”sure, GEEEEEET OOOUUUUUTTTT!” Sammy roared pointing at the door. ”I don’t see your name on the door” Sammy sighed. Wrote her name on a piece of paper and hold against her door. ”GO AWAY!” |
59. Ignore; Ben’s good at it; Continued from above Pre Hogwarts ”Why haven’t you moved?” Sammy asked, still holding the paper against the door. Ignore ”BEN! You’re in my room. GET OUT!” Sammy yelled. Ignore ”WHY AREN’T YOU MOVING?!” she yelled, stomping her foot. Ignore ”WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU OOOOUUUUTTT?” ”Say please” ”YOU SPEAKED” ”Who said I wasn’t, I’m just not moving” ”I said. NOW GET OUT!” *stomp* ”Not unless you say please” ”NO. GET OUT!” ”Say please” Sammy sighed ”Fine. Oh brother darling dearest, could you please evacuate my room immediately” ”Okay” Ben said hopping off Sammy’s bed and leaving. |
65. Ooze; Sluggie play time Future Drabble. Sammy will be 25. Sammy had fallen asleep. She wasn’t used to having to look after a house. It was hard work. But while she snoozed, her 3 year old daughter, Nessarose, poked and prodded through the garden. Sluggie sluggie sluggie, come to Nessie Nessie Nessie thought Nessarose, while she followed a slug across the garden. And when she caught up with it, she did what every toddler does. Put it in her mouth. Luckily enough, Sammy woke up in time to run over and pull it out Nessie’s hand. ”Nessie you can’t eat them, they’ll make you sick” ” it’s oozing now” Nessie said pointing at the slug. |
28. Timeturner; Like a TARDIS. Emmy belongs to tonks2 Sammy ran up behind Emmy, she was a genius. Not quite sure how she was going to get her master plan to work. She would figure it out. ”Emmy! I just came up with the best idea EVER” Emmy jumped a little at Sammy’s arrival, but recovered quickly. ”what have you done Sammy?” she asked. ”I haven’t done anything YET. But I have figured something out.” ”what?” ”If I got a timeturner, I’d be like a Time Lord. Like the female version of the Doctor.” ”sorry, you wouldn’t Sammy. The time turner can’t move through space, just through time” ”Close enough” |
31. Dress robes; Sammy’s baby girl’s growing up. This is SUPER FUTURE Drabble. Sammy is 36 ”muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!” Nessarose called from her bedroom. ”Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?” Sammy called back. ”Get Beth OUT of my room. I’m trying to get ready.” Sammy heard the fight break out from the two girls, before realising something. Nessarose had started getting ready for her first date WITHOUT HER. She hurried into the room. ”Beth get out. This is business” Bethany muttered something under her breath before leaving. ”Thanks mum” Nessie said, happily, going back to what she was doing. ”You’re not wearing that. I’m getting you some dress robes” ”MUM! I’M 14! I CAN PICK MY OWN CLOTHES!” ”Not happening sweetheart” Sammy said, gleefully. |
95. Snowball; Forever Alone-ness Second Year Sammy put her hands in her coat pocket. It wasn’t until now that she realised how little friends she had. Maybe she didn’t get out enough. She kicked a bit of snow and sat down in it. She loved snow. But it was no fun to enjoy on your own. So instead, she made a snowman, went back about 5 meters. Built up a pile of snowballs. And threw them at the snowman. That’s how you act classy at Hogwarts. To make everything so much better, she proved her awesomeness, by yelling at the snowman. ”FIGHT BACK PUNY SNOWMAN” |
4. Ancient Runes; WHAT IS THIS RUMPAS Sammy had never been exactly the brightest of girls. So Ancient Runes wasn’t exactly the best choice to take in her 3rd year. She stared at her homework. At least ten times within 6 minutes had her head fallen of her hand. FOOOOOOOCUUUUUS Sammy. FOCUS She thought, blinking hard to wake her eyes up a little more. Then reading some more of her text book, before the words started swimming again. Then standing up, picking her extremely heavy text book and holding it above her head, and throwing it on the floor. ”I WILL TAKE NO MORE OF THIS RUMPAS!” |
18. Whomping Willow; it scares babies. And Sammy. Future Drabble ”Mummy, Nessie said that there’s a tree at Hogwarts that’s gonna eat me when I go” Bethany whined, clinging to her mother’s leg. ”Was she talking about the Whomping Willow?” Sammy asked, looking down at the blonde 5 year old. ”I fink so. Is she lying mummy? She’s lying, isn’t she?” Bethany asked. ”It won’t eat you, I can promise you that sweetheart. But even I was a little scared of it when I went to Hogwarts” ”A LITTLE?! It moves Mummy! IT’S GONNA EAT ME!” Beth cried, starting to tear up ”It won’t eat you sweetie. Want a cookie” *maniac nodding* |
44. Ford Anglia; Sammy IS a car. Pre-Hogwarts ”barbibity ... brum brum brum brumity brabity ..... BRUUUUUUUUUUM” ”Sammy, get out of the car I need to go to work.” Sammy’s dad said, trying not to get mad. ”I’m not IN the car, I AM the car.” Sammy said, avoiding eye contact. ”Sammy. GET OUT” ”Dad, it’s not every day that your daughter becomes a Ford Anglia” Sammy tried to reason with her dad. ”Sammy. You are NOT my daug-“ ”ARTHUR. Sammy, come inside now, Dad needs to go to work so we can have pasta more often” yelled her mother That got Sammy out of being a car. |
50. Boggart; RUN AND HIDE. Most people have ordinary Boggarts. Such as ferocious animals. Or deaths of people they love. But not Sammy. Sammy has what some would call an unusual Boggart. Other’s would call it an irrational fear, but either way Sammy’s Boggart made her want to just run, run, run, run and hide. Once, before she started at Hogwarts, there was a Boggart under her bed. She thought she was a muggle, so no one in her family knew what a Boggart was. And to this day, they still question why Sammy one day, had come running down the stairs screaming ”THERE’S A DOCTOR UNDER MY BED!” |
40.Spell; Whatcha gonna do when she comes for you Lachlan belongs to SunnyDee It was a peaceful afternoon out on the grounds for Lachlan. He could just lie there, and not a thing in the world would bother him, well, at least until.... ”LAAAAACCCHHHHHHYYYYY” Sammy squealed. She was always a squealer. ”Yes Sammy?” he asked with a raised eyebrow ”you know how you love me right?” ”what do you want Sammy?” ”nothing” ”oh really?” ”no” ”what is it then?” he tried again ”can I try a spell on you pleeeaaassseeee?” Sammy begged with puppy dog eyes. ”Maybe, what spell is it?” ”YAY!, you need to stand up” Sammy instructed. Ignoring what Lachy last said. |
12. Charms; Not Defence against the dark arts; Continued from above Lachlan belongs to SunnyDee ”Sammy, tell what spell it is” Lachlan said, really regretting saying maybe ... which was yes in Sammy’s mind ”No, it’s more fun if you don’t know” Sammy said huffily. Such a spoil sport. ”Not for me” ”Who said it had to be fun for you?” ”I did, now tell me what charm it is.” ”It’s not a charm, it’s a spell” She said. You’d think 3 years in magical training would teach him something like that. ”SAMMY” ”Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I’ll tell you, but you’re not allowed to back out.” ”just tell me already” Sammy pointed her wand at him and shouted. ”STUPEFY!” but luckily enough, she missed. |
33. Classroom; Ickle Baby Sammy Pre-Hogwarts The tiny 5 year old would not let go of her mother. She didn’t want to go inside the “classroom” it looked more like a prison to her, and if she went inside, it would eat her. Simple as that. ”Come on Sammy, you’re a big girl now, going to kindergarten” Said her mother soothingly, holding Sammy’s hand ”But I’ll die if I go in there” Sammy protested with a pout ”You won’t die sweetie. See look, there’s already people in there, they’re not dead.” ”it’s waiting till we’re in there. Then it’s gonna eat everyone” Classrooms ate people. And so did teachers. EVIL. |
14. Hogwarts, A History; Muggles shouldn’t read it. ”Sammy?” Elle called from another room. Elle was Sammy’s best muggle friend ... besides Annie of course. ”What is it?” Sammy called back, she was packing to stay at Elle’s for a week. ”Have you seen the size of this book?” ”Which book? Because if it’s the dictionary it’s really boring” ”No, the cover says Hogwarts, A History” ”oh that book” ”What’s it about?” Elle asked, coming into Sammy’s room. ”what do you think it’s about doofus” ”This coming from someone who didn’t know what the dictionary was a few weeks ago” Damn it |
5. Astronomy; Stupid Mealie. Amelia belongs to katiebear ”Mealie?” Sammy said, sliding into the seat next to her friend. ”I’m not helping you with your homework” Amelia said, without even looking up from her own homework. ”Come on Mealie, pleeeeaaaase. It’s just astronomy” Sammy begged with puppy dog eyes. ”No, I’ll end up doing it for you and that won’t teach you anything” ”But that’s why I go to class, so I don’t have to learn anything when I’m not in class” ”No. I’m not helping you with your astronomy homework” ”Fine. No point me being here then.” Sammy said, gathering her stuff and walking off. No point sticking around if Mealie wasn’t gonna help her. |
56. Fight; Felicia is an ignorant prat Felicia belongs to *marshmaddie* ”You’re such a retard Samantha” Felicia said, crossing her arms across her chest. Sammy looked up with a hurt look on her face. ”That’s not politically correct. And I prefer the term majestic.” ”That’s not politically correct” Felicia mimicked before blowing a raspberry. ”Don’t make me hex you” Sammy threatened with a glare. ”Oh I am so afraid. Whatcha gonna do, over power me with your ‘majesticness’?” ”I will if I have to” ”What happened to-“ *le slap* ”what was that for?” Felicia asked, holding her hand against the side of her face. ”for being an ignorant prat, now sit down and shut up before you embarrass yourself” ‘ |
10. Arithmancy; The evil number. ”Annie pick 3 numbers” Sammy said poking the little brunette ”Why?” Annie asked raising her eyebrows ”Because I’m trying something for Arithmancy, now please” She begged. And she was bored, but she didn’t mention that. ”Fine, how about these three” Annie asked, writing down the 3 numbers on Sammy’s paper. Sammy screamed and ripped up the paper. ”NO” Annie stomped her foot ”WHY NOT?!” ”THAT’S THE WORST NUMBER IN THE WORLD” screeched Sammy. ”What’s wrong with three sixes? Annie asked, quite confused. Sammy took her by the shoulders, and shook her violently. ”IT’S THE DEVILS NUMBER WE’RE GONNA DIE” Silly Superstitious Sammy. |
36. Muggle; Unicorns are real Pre-Hogwarts ”Why are you so stupid?” The 7 year old blonde girl asked. It was a fair question. ”Why are you such a muggle?” The small boy, by the name of Ethan spat back. He wasn’t stupid. ”Muggle isn’t even a word stupid” Sammy retorted with a snort. ”Yeah it is. But muggles like you don’t know what it means” He said hotly. ”Well if I’m such a muggle, tell me what it means” ”It’s means you’re a non magical being” *queue raspberry here* Sammy laughed. ”Magic isn’t real stupid. Except for unicorns, unicorns are real” She said before stomping away. |
41. Thestrals; OMGZ. They’re real? Sammy sat alone in the library. She was doing research, as she liked to call it, others would say procrastination, but it was research. She was researching Thestrals, she’d heard about them before, but didn’t really know about them and let’s be honest, she wasn’t doing her homework on a Sunday. She flicked through the pages of the book, occasionally reading a little bit that looked like it would be useful to her research. ”Thestrals can be thought of omens of bad luck for they can only be seen by people who’ve seen death” Which left Sammy to think ”wait .... THEY’RE REAL” before running out of the library |
70. teem; Too many people *glare at you all* Shae belongs to shaeromani ”This place is teeming with people” Shae muttered to Sammy, moodily. Shae was always moody. ”Well what did you expect? It’s the premiere” Sammy said, standing on tippy toe to see over the crowd. ”I didn’t expect this many people” Shae said, crossing her arms. ”oh lighten up. I think they’re opening the doors” Sammy said, partially ignoring her. ”Really?” Shae said trying to see. ”OH MY GOSH IT’S OPENING!” Sammy screamed jumping up and down. ”Calm down Sammy” ”I WILL NOT. THIS IS A MOVIE LOGAN LERMAN IS IN. I REFUSE TO CALM DOWN” Sammy roared She shrugged ”Good point” |
27. Owl; The story of how a brown kitten became Moggy First Year The little shortie pushed the door open with all her might. What? It was a heavy door. She wanted to buy an owl. They just looked so ... MAJESTIC. The shopkeeper looked at the little blonde and asked with a smile ”What can I help you with today young Missie” Sammy looked at the lady. ”Can I have an owl?” she asked, before noticing one thing in the room and staring at it with her mouth open. ”Looks like you’re a bit more interested in the cats” the lady said picking up the one Sammy was looking at. ”I’ll call him .... MOGGY!” she decided, cuddling the kitten tightly. |
60. Joke; Lame jokes FTW Okay so, I figured I could write down jokes, and pretend I’m talking to people. Because I’m really not lame at all. But you never know when I’ll need a lame joke, so WHATEVER Hey you. Yeah I’m talking to you. Wanna hear a joke? No? Too bad I’m telling you anyway. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? ... I’LL NEVER PART WITH IT! God Sammy, you shouldn’t be so darn witty and hilarious. I’ll come back to this later, because I’m so freaking hilarious [/sarcasm] |
99. Newspaper; IT’S TIME TO TRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY Second Year Katie belongs to PureBlood64 Lyrics from "Defying Gravity" Sammy was staring open mouthed at the muggle newspaper. It couldn’t be. ”Sammy, what are you looking at?” Asked her sister Katie. Who obviously hadn’t noticed it yet. Sammy turned and shoved the newspaper in Katie’s face, how was she missing it? ”I’m still not seeing it” She said looking at the paper ”Then read it” Sammy insisted, pointing at the mostly green ad. ”What’s so great about that?” Katie asked raising her eyebrows Sammy gaped. ”Did you just ask, what’s so great about Wicked? Only the greatest musical of all time” ”yeah, what’s it t-“ ”IT’S TIME TO TRRRRRYYYYYY DEFYING GRAVITY.” |
17. Cauldron; Sammy gets bored easily Amy belongs to city_girl_95 Sammy was on yet another mission. She wouldn’t fail this time. ”Sammy, what are you doing with five cauldrons” Ammy asked, keeping herself a good distance away, in case they exploded ”An experiment. Put these glasses on” the mad scientist said handing Amy a pair of science lab glasses, like the ones she was wearing Amy put the glasses on and asked ”What are you experimenting?” ”To see which brand of cauldron last the longest with the draught of the living death in it” DUH ”But why?” ”I was bored and I had already found the ugliest statue in the school” |
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