Marie sat there listening to what everyone thought that stupid bat could be used for in the muggle world. It was rather obvious to her. It was for beating those idiot muggles that annoyed you... or not. From the sounds of everyones answers the thing was used for some sort of muggle sport.

Sports!

Why did they have to talk about sports in here? Don't muggles do anything besides play blasted sports? If that's all they did she was glad she was a witch because she hated sports. Unless of course she was watching Carter play quidditch.