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“For the love of Merlin, what is wrong with everyone today?”
He held up a hand before anyone of them could speak, quite frankly he did not want to know.
“Most of you are driving me INSANE.” He looked to Miranda first, “One of you wants to see if a hammer works just as well as a beaters bat.” He then turned to look at Destiny, “And another who wants to see if she can cut her friend in half.” Lawson then turned to look at Jake, “Someone who seems to think he is King Arthur and looks as though he is about to slay some dragon.” His eyes then moved to Marie, “And let’s not forget the person who just can’t seem to sit in one place for longer than five minutes.”
He took another deep breath and counted to ten once again. It wasn’t helping at all but he could pretend.
"Professor Lawson, do you want a chocolate frog?" Simon asked suddenly, he knew that people calm down after having a chocolate frog, he was scared when the Professor shouted at them. "Professor how are we driving you insane?" Simon asked as he continued to saw whilest looking at the Professor, he was a Professional at sawing, he had done it loads of times. "Professor can I please do this free hand?" He said as he turned to looked at how his sawing was coming along. "How many pieces do you want it cutting into?"