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aguamentis · 09-24-2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Berty Borr

Lord Borr rubbed his belly jovially at the answers of three young Ravenclaws. "In my years here, this SO CALLED "Smart" house," he waved vaguely at the group of Ravenclaws, "has been NOTHING BUT LIMP BRAINED DISAPPOINTMENTS. However, however, PERHAPS... MAYBE PERHAPS this YEAR the tides have changed. WELL DONE RAVENCLAW. WELL DONE. Please, you FOUR, MAKE your way to the front of the class. Bring your chairs to the front and sit FACING your classmates. I want the rest of these STUDENTS to see your faces. REMEMBER your FACES. Because YOU FOUR will be SOMETHING one day with such ambition!! LORD BORR IS PROUD OF YOU!!!!"

...

After one more failed attempt to stand, Lord Borr rolled his chair out to the middle of the room. "Everyone ELSE GET UP. Get up. Right now, DO NOT DALLY. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DALLYING. I want everyone to GET UP and GO TO THE WINDOW and tell me what YOU SEE! HURRY UP! MOVE MOVE MOVE. What is outside? WHAT DO YOU NOTICE?"

Lord Borr's tummy began to RUUMMMMBBLLLLEEE. He was quite hungry. Poor busy and important LORD Borr.

Lucy's eyes widened as he proclaimed herself as a GOOD RAVENCLAW. What the hell?! A GOOD RAVENCLAW?! You have GOT to be kidding! Lucy was not going to be a good Ravenclaw, not--wait a second. What if...what if being a "good Ravenclaw" might help her cause trouble for Borr? what if...hmm.

The Good Ravenclaws.

Yes, well, she, along with four others walked up to the front of the class, bringing her chair with her. She set her chair down aggressively, and plopped herself down in it. Slouching as much as she could that within a few seconds, her bottom was literally hanging off the chair, and she was practically holding her way with her upper body. Her legs stretched outward in front of her, on the floor. Ah, how relaxing. SLOUCHING.

She thought about hawking a snot-ball onto Borr's back but resisted the temptation. She had to respect the status of the "good Ravenclaws"...though she was somewhat off to a iffy start. It's not like she wanted this spot. She'd prefer it if she were a bad kid, and got sent out with those other kids like Jack. She, too, was an Astronomy lover and did NOT appreciate the fact that Astronomy was looked at as a foolish subject by Booger Borr.

After the end of Booger Borr's long, tedious, boring, unintelligent, rude, saliva-ball-throwing speech, his voice thundered once more, demanding that each of them report to the windows and report what they saw. Lucy SNORTED as loudly as she could, and stood up, YAWNING OBNOXIOUSLY and moved her way towards the windows.

Clouds. She saw clouds. She loved clouds. Her hands raised immediately. "Lord Borr, I see several clouds. One cloud in the shape of a bunny, another in the shape of your face, and a third in the shape of a kitty." she said. "Did you know that I like CLOUDS, sir? They're beautiful, yes." Lucy snickered quietly, and then muttered to herself, "Especially if they're in the shape of my mentors...and they're all screwy." For the cloud that supposedly looked like him was a bit skinnier, and somewhat messy. "Look, Lord Borr!! It's the skinnier version of you!! And his screwy face looks just like yours!! Eugh...it looks ugly."

09-24-2009, 07:21 PM	#129 (permalink)
aguamentis Grindylow Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: California Posts: 14,433 Hogwarts RPG Name: Rishi Kapoor First Year	Film Addict! \| ♥ Suraj Sharma ♥\| TIGRESS! Quote: Originally Posted by Berty Borr Lord Borr rubbed his belly jovially at the answers of three young Ravenclaws. "In my years here, this SO CALLED "Smart" house," he waved vaguely at the group of Ravenclaws, "has been NOTHING BUT LIMP BRAINED DISAPPOINTMENTS. However, however, PERHAPS... MAYBE PERHAPS this YEAR the tides have changed. WELL DONE RAVENCLAW. WELL DONE. Please, you FOUR, MAKE your way to the front of the class. Bring your chairs to the front and sit FACING your classmates. I want the rest of these STUDENTS to see your faces. REMEMBER your FACES. Because YOU FOUR will be SOMETHING one day with such ambition!! LORD BORR IS PROUD OF YOU!!!!" ... After one more failed attempt to stand, Lord Borr rolled his chair out to the middle of the room. "Everyone ELSE GET UP. Get up. Right now, DO NOT DALLY. I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR DALLYING. I want everyone to GET UP and GO TO THE WINDOW and tell me what YOU SEE! HURRY UP! MOVE MOVE MOVE. What is outside? WHAT DO YOU NOTICE?" Lord Borr's tummy began to RUUMMMMBBLLLLEEE. He was quite hungry. Poor busy and important LORD Borr. Lucy's eyes widened as he proclaimed herself as a GOOD RAVENCLAW. What the hell?! A GOOD RAVENCLAW?! You have GOT to be kidding! Lucy was not going to be a good Ravenclaw, not--wait a second. What if...what if being a "good Ravenclaw" might help her cause trouble for Borr? what if...hmm. The Good Ravenclaws. Yes, well, she, along with four others walked up to the front of the class, bringing her chair with her. She set her chair down aggressively, and plopped herself down in it. Slouching as much as she could that within a few seconds, her bottom was literally hanging off the chair, and she was practically holding her way with her upper body. Her legs stretched outward in front of her, on the floor. Ah, how relaxing. SLOUCHING. She thought about hawking a snot-ball onto Borr's back but resisted the temptation. She had to respect the status of the "good Ravenclaws"...though she was somewhat off to a iffy start. It's not like she wanted this spot. She'd prefer it if she were a bad kid, and got sent out with those other kids like Jack. She, too, was an Astronomy lover and did NOT appreciate the fact that Astronomy was looked at as a foolish subject by Booger Borr. After the end of Booger Borr's long, tedious, boring, unintelligent, rude, saliva-ball-throwing speech, his voice thundered once more, demanding that each of them report to the windows and report what they saw. Lucy SNORTED as loudly as she could, and stood up, YAWNING OBNOXIOUSLY and moved her way towards the windows. Clouds. She saw clouds. She loved clouds. Her hands raised immediately. "Lord Borr, I see several clouds. One cloud in the shape of a bunny, another in the shape of your face, and a third in the shape of a kitty." she said. "Did you know that I like CLOUDS, sir? They're beautiful, yes." Lucy snickered quietly, and then muttered to herself, "Especially if they're in the shape of my mentors...and they're all screwy." For the cloud that supposedly looked like him was a bit skinnier, and somewhat messy. "Look, Lord Borr!! It's the skinnier version of you!! And his screwy face looks just like yours!! Eugh...it looks ugly." __________________ A whole new world _________________________ ___________________________For you and me Last edited by aguamentis; 09-24-2009 at 07:39 PM.