"No tour!" She exclaimed, completely outraged. "There is no tour of the place? Well, what if there is a fire? I wouldn't know where the nearest exits are because there is no tour to show me. Would you like to be responsible for my burning death Mr. Wright?"

She paused for a moment, "I can call you that, right? Or do you prefer 'boss'?"

Anyway, getting on with business, "I suppose if this place is too low budget for a tour: I am Crystal Zitsburg, newly hired to the Death Chamber, the bundle of joy that it is," she announced, giving the man the information he needed.