The return of Colonel Mustard, notorious for setting the Ministry Official's teeth on edge in Term 9.
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What is the world coming to? We have prefects rushing around trying to stop students from expressing PDA around campus, then what happens? Our very own professors begin to step on the line. Professor Branxton is calling our headmistress "Cassandra" when always before it was "Headmistress" and now, Professor Lainey is shamelessly flirting with him in full view of the school. Professor Lainey! What about Professor McAiken?? I detect interesting times at the school this term......
Col. Mustard.