 Resident School Poltergeist | Unruly & Malicious
WHEEEEEEE!!!! More studentsies! Peeves squealed with glee as other people started showing up. One of the Gryffindorks said something about getting punched in the face. He floated up to the boy and blew a loud wet raspberry right in his face. PFFFFFFFT! "Shows what you know, SMELLaire!"
Then the Fluffypuff pulled a rubber band out of his pocket. Peeves gave a loud snore. "BORING! NEXT!"
He was only half listening when slimy Salamander started talking, but then the words "fish skull" caught his attention. Now there was an idea! "DING, DING, DING! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!"
He whizzed in circles around the Gryffindork's head, singing, "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!"When he finally got tired of that, he said, "Congratualtions, Mr. Salamander! You've won the glorious honor of being my best man! Oooh, lucky!"
"OY, YOU TWO!" he yelled, pointing at the Fluffypuff and SMELLaire. "You lucky duckies can be my groomsmen!"
Then he zoomed away to tell Miffy the good news!
__________________ You're nothing more than a pickle-headed prune biscuit-eating bulldog.
P.S. Your bowtie is crooked. And your pink thestral pony is super girly. |