THE BADGERS WERE COMING THE BADGERS WERE COMING

He was glad to see they were happy about this! Happy badger den! "Yes, eat as many as you want, okay?" he said as he sat down in front of the fountain, watching the skittles clatter against one another. "You all are very welcome!" The Friar had even come! Yipeeeeeeee! "It's candy, Alfred, sir," Paul said with a grin. "That I wish I could share with you! Alas."

Alas indeed. How did ghosts deal with it all the time? Seeing people eat food. Food was just...the best part of the day most days. Paul sat up, got on his knees, and leaned over to scoop some skittles out of the fountain and DEVOUR them. Rainbow goodness! Fruity deliciousness!