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Merlin. Rooney's hands were sweaty. And sweaty in result. But boy could the Ravenclaw hold a grip. Zander didn't complain though 'cause as long as nobody fell, things could've been worse... He supposed.

Anyways THANK MERLIN! They had made it over to the end of the line rather quickly and now it was time for the real hard part. Erm.

Zander Adair was thankful as anything when Rooney asked that he went first. PHEW. Didn't want to admit it out loud or anything, but the Head Boy hadn't shown up to class with all of these facts memorized. Er. "Yeah, right... Sure."

Zander took a moment to think before, AHA! "Truebridge," she was former. Truly she counted. Um. And this is the moment in his life where he had to praise Merlin for that chocolate card collection of his. The only reason he knew how to add more names to the list. THANK MERLIN FOR CHOCOLATE. Speaking of which, it's a good thing that Toddles had returned all his cards because there were some headmasters in those. Heh.

"Dumbledore," he continued, now thinking very hard about his card collection. "Er.... Dippet?" He had four of those ones. There were more on the frog cards. He was sure. Thinking as hard as he could now... Erm.... Uhhhh... "Scamander?" How many was that?... Four. He needed one more. Of course.

UM. History. He had read Neville's biography on account of Flamsteed. There must've been something mentioned in there. The bloke had to fight off evil in his last year... There were a whole bunch of chapters on that. He was at Hogwarts... But Harry Potter wasn't... So he had to handle everything on his own.... To fight against... "Snape?" That sounded about right. Or something.

But as for the former History of Magic Professors, he only knew three. The three that he had whilst at Hogwarts. Er. "For the history Professors... Glendower... McCormack.... and Dursley..... And erm.... That's all I've got." What? No one told him he had to come prepared with this stuff for class.

Did that mean they were going to fail the activity?
Rooney wanted, with every part of him, to forget that today had even happened. First, he thought that he was doing a brilliant job by dressing as Leonard Spencer-Moon and striving to be just like him, but now he was holding his sweaty hands on the egotistical hands of the Head Buttface of Hogwarts. He listened carefully to the names that Zander was reeling off and fought the urge to roll his eyes and the simplicity of it all. Truebridge, right. Dumbledore, also right. Dippet, correct. Scamander? The Ravenclaw narrowed his eyes and blinked. ”Scamander, seriously? Have you ever properly read about this school?” Or had he just read their textbooks? Head Idiot.

Snape worked though, sure. ”You need one more Head of School. McGonagall was, if you had forgotten that.”

He bet that Mrs Zander Adair would say he hadn’t forgotten, even though Roo knew that he had. KNEW.

…… Three, seriously? SERIOUSLY?

”You can have Binns and Borr.” He’d at least let him have those in case Miss Sophie Brown was listening in and wanted to hear her boyfriend be somewhat smart. That would be a hard thing for Zander to do alone, because he wasn’t actually full of brain cells, so it seemed…

And then just to show him up, and prove that the second year was the one who should be the most important to Miss Sophie Brown, Rooney reeled off his lists starting with History of Magic Professors. ”Professor Noire, Professor Truebridge, Professor Lainey, Professor Welton and … Vinteren?” Maybe he did need to check up on Professors names and make sure he knew them so that by seventh year…he wasn’t as bad as Zander was at recalling the history of their education. Heads of school though, he was in tune with that perfectly. ”Umbridge, Black, Aragon, Fortescue and Mole.”

Suck on that, Head Buttface.
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