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Bet the farm? "You have a farm?" Like, what? Maybe that's why she didn't know how to be friends with people. She was a weird farming girl. Anywhoo, "You wouldn't lose your farm though because, Gryffindor, I am." King Gryffindor actually. At least back in his day.
Legend would have held his hand out except Louisa seemed to be ready to hit the road. And ready to be sarcastic. Full of that. Legend just smiled innocently. WAS he telling the truth? Hmmm? She would never know. Though he totally was telling the truth this time. He was even about to respond with his own clever comment but then the car started dying?
Oh wait.
No.
That was Louisa trying to get it going.
It should have been an indication for Legend to get out of the car before before he could even reach for the handle they were OFF. The car took off with such high speeds, someone CLEARLY did not know what a speed limit was. One minute they were going so fast that Sonic the hedgehog would approve and the next they were turning and Legend lurched forward in attempting to grip the dashboard but failed. Then he was being thrown to his right side, and then his left side and then he was STARTING to think that the next place he'd end up was through the windshield if the car hadn't come to a stop.
The blonde took a moment, to catch his breath before looking at the skilled driver. "You should never be allowed to drive. Anywhere. Ever again. Not even on your farm. Not even if you are the only person on the road. Not even if you are the last person on earth. Not even if there was a choice of a chipmunk driver or you. No. Never." Seatbelts were invented because people like her. "Let's switch, because I don't think death was in my plans for today." HE could drive better, alright?
Louisa gotta hand it to her companion, he was truly a brave one. First ride with her and he didn't even scream or throw himself out the window. Dude was a Gryffindor alright, if not for this, it was for the fact that he took her words so literally. "
Gryffindor to the bone." She commented with a roll of her eyes at his spiel of disapproval. "
This is a sports car, this is how you drive them! They're built for this reason." Joao just didn't know how to enjoy them, and he didn't want her to show him so yes. Legend had the honor to.
He wanted to drive now? She gave him a long look. Just STARED at him to make sure he was not going to wreck Joao's car. "
Okay. About time somebody taught you anyway." She unbuckled her seatbelt and gestured for him to rise so she could slide in his seat. "
Rules of driving Joao's car; You don't break anything, and I mean anything," She glared at him. "
Unless you can afford fixing it." The guy, as it turned out, was not loaded after all. Pity. "
You don't speak of driving Joao's car because if he knows I let a stranger touch his wheel, he'll kill me. His girlfriend's in the MLE team, she can cover up his crime easily." Aspen
was ingenious, much to Louisa's dismay.
GOT IT?? Now. "
Good thing about this car is it's automatic, it's child's play. That over there is the gas pedal, and the one next to it is the brakes." There. She taught him...