"They taste even better than they look, sir. Cat is a cook more talented than any elf," she told him solemnly, smoothing out her clothes and glancing at her Slytherin friend out of the corner of her eye. See, Cat? Alice could be friends with the pretty professor and not gape like an idiot. Eloquence was a welcome gift sometimes.

They loved Charms professors. "We do love Charms. And tea." Especially when it was had with attractive people (not including herself, of course).

Did that mean they could go IN now? Could they examine his desk for pictures of possible wives or girlfriends? Was he wearing a ring?

She had questions.