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hermionesclone · 09-11-2013, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor R. French

"Let's begin with YOU telling M3 how much and what you know about FACIAL hair? B3ARDS to be exact, okay yes. Please be precise. B3ARDS."

BLINK. BEARDS?!

Alec sat up a little and looked around. Where was the Pie Man when you needed him? He would have loved this little talk. LOVED it! The two had had that little talk about facial hair not too long ago which then led to Tag, who also couldn't be spotted by the Hufflepuff, promoting Weasley's Wizard Wheezes as well as telling him that he should steer away from facial hair.

All in all, beards were a no go. But fake ones were okay.

But... question. About beards. "Erm... Professor?" he said, raising his hand in the air, "Beards grow faster in the summer." How did he know? His dad. And there was that one picture in which the man hadn't shaved for a while before Alec was born so, when father and son took their first pictures together, the man's chin and upper lip had hair!company. And his actual hair had been quite long, too.

And yeah, what did this have to do with Arithmancy? ~~But could they continue talking about hair?~~

09-11-2013, 12:34 PM	#133 (permalink)
hermionesclone Pogrebin Join Date: May 2009 Location: London Posts: 32,852 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alexander River Hirsch Gryffindor Graduated x11 x11	urine trouble \| Pat's Strong Confident Other Half \| Pees Like a Champion Unicorn Racehorse Quote: Originally Posted by Professor R. French "Let's begin with YOU telling M3 how much and what you know about FACIAL hair? B3ARDS to be exact, okay yes. Please be precise. B3ARDS." BLINK. BEARDS?! Alec sat up a little and looked around. Where was the Pie Man when you needed him? He would have loved this little talk. LOVED it! The two had had that little talk about facial hair not too long ago which then led to Tag, who also couldn't be spotted by the Hufflepuff, promoting Weasley's Wizard Wheezes as well as telling him that he should steer away from facial hair. All in all, beards were a no go. But fake ones were okay. But... question. About beards. "Erm... Professor?" he said, raising his hand in the air, "Beards grow faster in the summer." How did he know? His dad. And there was that one picture in which the man hadn't shaved for a while before Alec was born so, when father and son took their first pictures together, the man's chin and upper lip had hair!company. And his actual hair had been quite long, too. And yeah, what did this have to do with Arithmancy? ~~But could they continue talking about hair?~~ __________________