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MudInMyBlood · 09-11-2013, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 1st

Professor French cleared his throat to begin again, "I'm going to need someone to perform the ancient Egyptian art of ADDITION on all the numbers shouted! What RANDOM NUMBER have we created here today as a class??? Anyone? Please perform the addition."

O.O They had to what? Hannah was actually supposed to be paying attention to what numbers everybody else was screaming about? Everybody should have done a nice simple number like four, like her. Of course that seemed to be asking too much of people… especially with this group. So she decided the best answer would be “A LOT” It was a lot right? There was no way that she was going to be able to add all of those numbers considering all she remembered was the number that she herself had calculated. That wouldn’t really matter right?

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Originally Posted by 2nd

"As everyone knows, Arithmancy was first used by the Huns in the year 1030. They were also responsible for inventing bowling and the two - Arithmancy and Bowling - are often ONE and the same. More on that later yes okay? Okay. Today TWODAY we will be focusing on how to INTERPRET numbers that YOU YOURSELF YOU okay can generate."

TWODAY, yes okay.

"Let's begin with YOU telling M3 how much and what you know about FACIAL hair? B3ARDS to be exact, okay yes. Please be precise. B3ARDS."

Beards? What did beards have to do with anything. The first thought that came to her mind was that you would sprout one if you went nosing around Professor Airey's stuff, but she decided to keep that little tid bit to herself for the time being. Did they have to raise their hands? She wasn't entirely sure, but she knew that some professors sure got bent out of shape if you didn't. Deciding that it was most likely best not to chance it she slender hand rose into the air.

"Beards grow on your face and they are hairy." That was lame. Oh wait... numbers she was sure that he was getting at numbers! DUH! "Six... there are six numbers in the word beard and that is a nice even number." Better? She sure hoped so.

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MudInMyBlood formerly: PhoenixStar Hippogriff Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 21,878 Graduated	Slight catch up. :) <--- Random \| Funfetti \| Lima Bean \| Slytherpuff \| PURPLE \| Hoarder of pens \| ALWAYS Severus Quote: Originally Posted by 1st Professor French cleared his throat to begin again, "I'm going to need someone to perform the ancient Egyptian art of ADDITION on all the numbers shouted! What RANDOM NUMBER have we created here today as a class??? Anyone? Please perform the addition." O.O They had to what? Hannah was actually supposed to be paying attention to what numbers everybody else was screaming about? Everybody should have done a nice simple number like four, like her. Of course that seemed to be asking too much of people… especially with this group. So she decided the best answer would be “A LOT” It was a lot right? There was no way that she was going to be able to add all of those numbers considering all she remembered was the number that she herself had calculated. That wouldn’t really matter right? Quote: Originally Posted by 2nd "As everyone knows, Arithmancy was first used by the Huns in the year 1030. They were also responsible for inventing bowling and the two - Arithmancy and Bowling - are often ONE and the same. More on that later yes okay? Okay. Today TWODAY we will be focusing on how to INTERPRET numbers that YOU YOURSELF YOU okay can generate." TWODAY, yes okay. "Let's begin with YOU telling M3 how much and what you know about FACIAL hair? B3ARDS to be exact, okay yes. Please be precise. B3ARDS." Beards? What did beards have to do with anything. The first thought that came to her mind was that you would sprout one if you went nosing around Professor Airey's stuff, but she decided to keep that little tid bit to herself for the time being. Did they have to raise their hands? She wasn't entirely sure, but she knew that some professors sure got bent out of shape if you didn't. Deciding that it was most likely best not to chance it she slender hand rose into the air. "Beards grow on your face and they are hairy." That was lame. Oh wait... numbers she was sure that he was getting at numbers! DUH! "Six... there are six numbers in the word beard and that is a nice even number." Better? She sure hoped so.