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noodles · 09-11-2013, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor R. French

"Don't cry because you can't do the math. We're not all gifted like the ancient Egyptians were in our sums. Please, relax, okay."

----

"Let's begin with YOU telling M3 how much and what you know about FACIAL hair? B3ARDS to be exact, okay yes. Please be precise. B3ARDS."

Don't cry because he couldn't do the maths?

Józsua wasn't even aware of the unimpressed look that had settled on his face it came so naturally.

But.. euh..

He was utterly confused and not sure if this was another joke he didn't understand. He was finding himself to be confused over the British humour a lot these days. He felt completely out of his depth, not sure whether he should be laughing or CRY1NG or.. continuing to look unimpressed.

But.. Euh.. he didn't really want to make a bad impression when he had only just started lessons at this school so he went along with answering the question.

Beards.

B3ARDS.

Huh..

“Professor, YOU have a beard.” He pointed out, eyebrow raised ever so slightly. “And only a real man can grow one.”

Flattery and facial hair.

Oh and..

“And they're good coverup if you don't have much of a chin.”

Yea..? Yeaah?

09-11-2013, 09:33 AM	#127 (permalink)
noodles Hinkypunk Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: hiss Posts: 12,265 Hogwarts RPG Name: Rowan Fairfax Slytherin Seventh Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Ezra Greenwood Ravenclaw Fifth Year x2	Yeahhh, Mr White! Yeah science! Quote: Originally Posted by Professor R. French "Don't cry because you can't do the math. We're not all gifted like the ancient Egyptians were in our sums. Please, relax, okay." ---- "Let's begin with YOU telling M3 how much and what you know about FACIAL hair? B3ARDS to be exact, okay yes. Please be precise. B3ARDS." Don't cry because he couldn't do the maths? Józsua wasn't even aware of the unimpressed look that had settled on his face it came so naturally. But.. euh.. He was utterly confused and not sure if this was another joke he didn't understand. He was finding himself to be confused over the British humour a lot these days. He felt completely out of his depth, not sure whether he should be laughing or CRY1NG or.. continuing to look unimpressed. But.. Euh.. he didn't really want to make a bad impression when he had only just started lessons at this school so he went along with answering the question. Beards. B3ARDS. Huh.. “Professor, YOU have a beard.” He pointed out, eyebrow raised ever so slightly. “And only a real man can grow one.” Flattery and facial hair. Oh and.. “And they're good coverup if you don't have much of a chin.” Yea..? Yeaah? __________________