Alice was totally going to that auction with her Gramps, mmhmm. They didn't have any super special things, only Quidditch Through the Ages and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, two simple books that the library probably had tons of copies of. But WHATEVER. She was excited. She was going to win a broom, yep, that signed Firebolt 600 was HERS. Never mind that it would probably cost a fortune, never mind that. She needed a broom, a school one wouldn't do. And she wanted that one.

"C'mon, Gramps, you're going so slow," Alice complained, tugging on his wheelchair.

Sherman was excited, too, mind you. Not because he wanted to buy anything, no, it was because he had donated an item. A TOAD. And toads were cool. And.. well.. someone was going to buy it, right? Because that toad had been donated with love. "I'm coming, dear," he assured his granddaughter, pushing the wheels of his chair faster. Once they reached the table, he turned in the two books. He then filled out one name tag for himself and another for Alice, sticking one to her tooth costume and one to his carrot one.

Auction time? Mmhmm.