Do you have any pets?

I... HAD pets. They all grew up though and learned how to fend for themselves in the toilet bowl. But no, I can't have any pets that don't live in tanks because my younger sister is allergic to fur. If I did, I would have a pet... DRAGON. If it was possible, that is. They're just hiding up in the mountains, one day they will come back and I shall have one as my pet.

Pshhh inventing a new language! Do you speak any languages other than English?

I want to! I speak two different types of Chinese - Cantonese and a minor language called Taishanese, and to a certain degree, Spanish. But I cannot write Chinese and I barely understand Spanish... so they don't really count. I also speak random-nese, completely composed of "random" numbers and letters... Chinglish and Spanglish.