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Selina had less than a minute left in her reading of the letter when she heard a book snap shut. Her pale blue eyes peaked over the top of the letter and saw Lexi, or what seemed to be Lexi, thrashing around like an eel on her pile of pillows and screaming something into the pillow surface.
What was Lexi doing? For Merlin's sake she was going to scare all of the first years if she kept at it with her crazy act. So Selina politely remarked, although she honestly did not care about the answer to her question, "Lexi? Are you okay?" She silently hoped the girl would not respond to her. She did not want to actually have to put effort into replying to Mrs. Head Boy.
Lexi heard the girl talk to her and for a moment thought of ignoring her altogether and continuing with her screaming and thrashing. But she was grown up... she couldn't keep on like that. Sighing heavily she turned her head to the side and looked at Selina out of one eye since the other was turned in to the pillows still.
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I am trying to learn how to be more... MUGGLE and it's stupid and confusing and I don't know the FIRST thing about cooking. Growing up is terrible. Never do it. Find a... deaging potion and take it. NEVER GROW UP SELINA. NEVER," she said morosely and then turned her head back so she was face down in the pillows again.