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Nika walked into the bathroom like she did last week, but this time it wasn't for talking to herself in the mirror it was for meditating. Okay so you might be wondering why someone would go to meditate in a bathroom, but there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
Bathrooms are quiet.
Well most of the time. So Nika walked into the bathroom went into a stall and put down the toilet seat. She climbed on top of it and sat crossing her legs over each other like she had seen been done in movies. She made to "OK" signs with her hands and laid them on her legs.
Now to being mediating.
Last time the role model she chose to meditate on was Rex. But who this week? Maybe Ghandi or something. Yeah alright Ghandi's good. So she sat there for 100 minutes meditating on Ghandi. "OOOOOOMMMM" He was such a peaceful person. "OOOOOOMMMM An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. ""OOOOOOMMMM" Was always happy with a simplistic lifestyle. "OOOOOOMMMM
The 100 minutes were up and Nika walked out of the stall and looked around hoping that no one was staring at her. Her "OOOMMM"s were actually pretty loud.
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