Midget Army!! ★ BabyQuad ★ PERRY THE PLATYPUS ★ Ern's Fave ★ dangerous with brooms ★ Well at least the Greer was getting along with the Not-Smart Ravenclaw right? Yes good? He actually didn't know, girls were weird and little girls were weirder..but she was smiling!
Five feet? Was he talking about in his dreams? The kid looked shorter. "So your basically the normal height for a nine year old?" Well DUH! Legend shook his head. No wonder these kids needed to go to school, they didn't know anything! "Yeah well, in that case you should have said breathing too. Or even being short." Yeah, cause the dude was doing all those things. Woah, woah, this kid was talking about his sister snogging some random dude? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO THINK ABOUT THEIR SISTER SNOGGING? "You...are not normal." Legend said expressionless. Ew. "It's bound to happen. They'll kidnap you but then if they find you too annoying their just return you. But sometimes they don't have a receipt so then they are stuck with you. And then they can't return you so they try to run away but then you'll always follow them." Legend nodded. Wait..what was he talking about again? "I know he's not that smart Greer but you don't have recite his own house motto." Unless this guy was really dull. But he wouldn't make fun of a second year. You know, as long as he didn't start talking about his sister making out with a random dude.
Legend turned his head to see ANOTHER short person coming his way. It was like, if he had a phobia of short people crowing around him right now...he'd be dead. "Uh...violence is never the answer?"
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