"I'm not an actor playing a wizard; I'm a wizard playing an actor."

"Dan is really a great character to play..."

"...Talk to women, tell them I'm Harry, see where that gets me."

"Do you know how much Tylenol I've gone through on this stuff? It's unbelievable."

OH MY GOD. I'M DYING OVER HERE. They need to get more HP actors on Funny or Die!