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Old 10-11-2010, 04:30 PM   #205 (permalink)
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SPOILER!!: Destiny the DISGUSTING
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YES! Direct hit! Destiny raised her arms high above her head in triumph as the tomato explosion not only hit the Violator boy, but the Hufflepuff Champion as well. Yeah, she probably should have warned Marie and Evelyn of what she was doing, but Marie wanted to run out all fast before she had a chance to say anything! She didn't mind, though. She was clean except for the potatoes on her back and the plum stain on the front of her shirt..

Hopping off the table top, she was just about to grab more food and wing it at..everyone, when she heard a noise that was rather annoying. The Huffie Champion was whining? Over a little bit of tomato?

Wimp.



Someone..shut the Huffie boy up.

Perhaps if Destiny stuck an apple in his mouth that would work. And lookie here! There just so happened to be a nice, green apple on the table. Was it supposed to be green?

Destiny would guess no.

Throwing the apple in the air, she caught it a few times before taking a few steps closer to the Hufflepuff. She should really learn people's names, but they could do that later. They were at war and all.

Step.

Step.

Step.

"Whoaaa!"

As the violator grabbed her wrist, the apple flew out of her hand, and she didn't even have a chance to watch it roll away. SHE WAS BEING SQUISHED! Squished right inbetween Marie, a frowny face of moldy grilled cheese and exploded tomato!

OMG, the boy smelt horrible!

"You stink!" she said, voice muffled by the fact that her face was squashed all up on the boy.

She was, once again, violated.



Trying her hardest to get out of the boy's grip, Destiny managed to unsquish her face just in time to see Evelyn try and run away. WHERE DID SHE THINK SHE WAS GOING!?

"Hey! Get back here!"

And like..help her out a little.



Oh. Sweet. Merlin!

What was Marie thinking? Levitating curdled milk!? That was just gross!

It was pretty cool, though, that her friend could use the levitating charm non-verbally; the only spells Destiny could do non-verbally were cleaning ones.

Pffft. Like they would come in handy at a time like this..



The milk..

..it was coming straight towards her! Why wouldn't the violator let her go!?

Wide-eyed, Destiny once again tried to get out of the boy's grip, but it rendered useless. The milk had been poured right over his head, and since she was still CONNECTED to him, she received a nice head full of it as well.

Eww.

Ewww.

EWWWW!

The chunks of milk started to drip down her face and since she couldn't see, she did not know she was being let go until she went stumbling backwards. Good thing her foot landed on a nice stale piece of bread or else she would have fallen, and that would have been bad. If she was down, she would be an easy target!

After catching her balance, she quickly wiped her face off before the milk chunks plopped into her mouth. If that would have happened, she WOULD have tackled the Ravenclaw boy to the ground. Sure, it was Marie who decided to use the milk, but it was his fault she was covered in it. He shouldn't have squished her! Narrowing her eyes, she glaaaaared at everyone before heading back towards the table.

She needed to restock on ammo food!



Destiny was just about at the table when she stopped in her tracks. She had just witnessed the greated thing EVER! Sure, watching her sheep at home give birth was pretty great, but what she was watching now..

A. MAZ. ING!

The Hufflepuff Champion had engorgio'd a banana bunch, and it reminded her of the GIANT pineapple she had grew in last terms Herbology lesson. This time, though, Professor Dodson was not there to shrink the fruit and she mentally laughed in the man's face. It would be a pity if he showed up just for this, though..

Still watching, she did not notice who the bananas were aimed for until she saw the sneaky form of Evelyn. OH NO! She really, REALLY wanted to warn the boy and tell him that would not be a good idea, but before she officially reached the table, he had splattered them right on her best friend's head! Well, since Evelyn was all the way over there, and she was standing right next to the boy now, she felt she should be the one to pay him back.

Yes she should.

Scanning the table, Destiny found a rather moldy piece of bologna and picked it up. Pulling her hand back, she glanced over her shoulder at her friend before..

SLAP!

She slapped the moldy piece of meat across Fletcher's face..

..a few times.


Fletcher blinked and dropped his shield that was currently blocking some French Fries from heading his way. What. The. Hell. Was. On. His. Face. And. WHY???????!

"Eweweweweweweurrrrrghuuuuuuh!" the boy exclaimed, making flaily arms at whoever was slapping him with a piece of meet. He popped one eye open and spied that GIRL, the one who had TOMATO'd him and made him think he was bleeding.

WELL. He could retaliate against that! Fletcher reached his left hand out and scooped up a giant handful of month-old sweet potato casserole. He attempted to still fight off the bologna slapping with one hand and used the hand full of sweet potato to smoooooosh it against the She-Snake's face.

Right where her mouth should be.

"Yum yum yum, open up!" he cooed in a baby voice, making little airplane sounds and all as he smushed more and more of the orange casserole against her face. And chin. And nose.
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