Splish splosh.

Splish splosh.

Avoiding the eyes of people with food in their hands, Destiny slowly made her way over to Evelyn, Marie and Raiden. It seemed they always stuck together during these DADA practical lessons, and they totally dominated the class. Paint bubbles, anyone?

It was a real shame the food was moldy rotten. Making her way to her friends, her eyes caught a perfect pile of potatoes on the floor and she really, REALLY wanted to be right in front of it. No, she did not want to eat it. It was still on the floor and even though she had the intelligence level of a Hufflepuff, she did not want to act like one. Eating off the floor was gross! Besides, she had other things in mind for that potato pile.

She wanted to make a POTATO MAN!

YES!

She would give this potato man meatball eyes, yeah! And she could use those moldy rolls as arms, and, ANNNNND! she would put a gravy boat on top of his head! As soon as the boat would touch the Potato Man's head he would come to life! He would then learn to walk, and next thing you would know, the Potato Man would be singing songs and wishing everyone a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Too busy with her reverie about singing and holding this nonexistent Potato Man's roll arms, she didn't realize she was standing right in the line of fire.

Meh.