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Originally Posted by
The Whomping Willow
The tree was displeased. Hiiighly displeased. Branches swaaayyyed threateningly behind BAD YELLOW.
Willie looked back once more and found that the branches were still swaying just a little behind him. He didn't like its attitude at all. Rubbing his fist with his nose and giving a loud sniff, he shook his fist at the branches going, "Oiii! You wanna piece of me, ye big lug?! Come an' get if ya can! I bet the only reason 'Ogwarts keptchya was cuz they might be needin' more wood in the future! Ye just the SPARE!"
OH BURN.