 The Harpy of Hogwarts | Dungeon Mistress | Bimba di Serpeverde
For Max Vindictus, Quidditch Official
There was an Official named Max,
who had the Ravenclaw's backs
He loved students a lot
and flying he taught
no skirts are allowed, wear slacks!
For Angelica Lainey, History Of Magic Professor
There was a woman named Lainey
who everyone knew to be brainey
She had a mean punch
your bones would go crunch
whether sunny outside or Rainey
For Nolan Reynolds, Divination Professor
There was a Professor named Nolan
whose books and crystals were stolen
he found them next day
with a lovely bouquet
and now his head is all swollen
For Macadrian A. Shackleton-Clark, Ancient Runes Professor
Macadrian Shackleton-Clark
a professor whose magic's not dark
she taught runes on stones
many of them she now owns
She's awesome and has lots of spark!
For Ethan Truebridge, DADA Professor
There once was dude named Zan
Who sported a quite even tan
He taught how to fight
by day or by night
and he likes to know you're a fan.
For Marcus Lawson, Muggle Studies Professor
There was a man we call Lawson
Who liked that creek with that dawson
This limerick sucks
Won't make me big bucks
But Marcus will think it is Awesome
For Preston Kingsley, Transfiguration Professor
There was a professor named Preston
who looked nothing like Charlton Heston
He haid curley hair
and whole lot of flair
but he had problems with his lower intestine.
(Sorry only other thing I could rhyme it with)
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