 The Harpy of Hogwarts | Dungeon Mistress | Bimba di Serpeverde
For Nik Vannacutt
There once was a lord named Nik
of girls the young man had his pick
a chaser by trade
it's Quidditch he played
the other team's bums he would kick!
For Risu Antares, Astronomy Professor
There once was a man named Antares
who liked the constallation aries
he showed me his 'scope
I guess I can cope
as long as it's not me he marries
For Lexi Carlton, Charm Professor
There was a cute girl we call Lexi
who's Happy and Charming and Sexy
Her date I did steal
Can't help my appeal
she can have my leftovers TexMex-y
For Tailz!
I once had a good friend named Tailz
who didn't like biting her nails
She was pretty I know
and brainy like whoa
and she worked all day doing sales.
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