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SenoritaMaxie 
Then Gold ran about, duplicating her pillow so that she had TWO, and throwing one at Professor Lainey. The other, she swatted Raiden with, whom she happened to pass, on her way to Professor Lainey. "The battle begins!" She declared. "The warrior shall be vicTORRRRIOUUUSS!"
RAWR. Just RAWR.
Lainey, having already been taking out by ONE Slytherin's pillow was well prepared for THIS one. She caught it and stuffed it up her shirt. The ultimate, albeit bulky, armor.
"YOUR PILLOW IS MINE!" It was as good as sticking a flag in a new country. Lainey now ruled the pillow. Lord of the Pillow.
She waddled off, the broom awkward balanced between her knees...
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Grangerfn1 "SURRENDER!" Becca Parker exclaimed, already triumphant in her own eyes - but that wasn't satisfactory enough. She followed Lainey around on her broom closely, for the woman wasn't even remotely close to getting away from her. Whack, whack, whack. "Say you're sorry!" Uh. Slip-up. "Err... say that I win!" She added in a whack with her spatula for good measure. Yep. She got her. She got her GOOD. Victory was in sight!
"NEVER!" Lainey shouted --- before she got WHACKED and KEELED over onto the grass again. But you know what? Didn't hurt a bit. AWESOME pillow guard. Lainey was surprised more student's hadn't done the pillow!stuff....
"You MIGHT win, but this battle ain't over yet, Becca Parker!" Noooo ma'am, it was NOT. Lainey crawled away this time, broom still between her knees and pillow still stuff down her front.
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grangerfan8 AAAAAHHHHHH!!
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Widening the circle she was flying in, the puff spotted her crazy!awesome professor flying around. YOU are our next victim. Pulling out more spoons, she threw them at Lainey. Take that for swatting at us!! Muahahaha!!
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Lainey curled up in the fetal position as the SPOONS came pelting her way. Merlin. She'd been killed about four times already!
"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE, ARYA!!!!"
Well probably not. Lainey liked her little baby Hufflepuff face.
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Sir_Spots "Oh no she didn't", exclaimed Theo but as he turned to see where the professor had flown everything went dark.
"What the hwvvvbbbbbbb hnmmmmbbbb" Theo realized that his cauldron had slipped down over his eyes and mouth and he couldn't see anything. Grabbing both sides with his hands he began pushing as hard as he could to get the huge metallic 'helmet' back over his ears. With a loud groan he finally managed to release his head from its trap.
"Now, where'd she go, she's gonna get a whooping.....or a 'beating', he added laughing, as he realized all he had was the oversized egg beater from the pudding bowl in the kitchens. He tried to look menacing as he grabbed the handle of the egg beater and began spinning it around while panning the "battle scene" looking for his target. But as he took a step foraward to begin chase he felt something like a full legged body bind grab his legs and topple him over again.
"hey, I thought we weren't supposed to use magic" he yelled at his yet undisclosed enemy. But sitting up, Theo's face turned beat red as he realised that the egg beater had caught the edge of his robes and he'd wound up several feet of the material causing him to trip himself. "I'm okay.....I'm okay," he announced to no one inparticular as he reversed the egg beater to free his robes and was finally able to stand up again.
"I think I'll just throw it at her," he said, looking at the utensil and ran off after sighting the Professor yelling "beat it......beat it......."
Oh.
HAHA. Lainey SNORTED loudly at THIS one.
"You should go battle Jacob, Theo! You two...." would probably fall in the lake,
".... would make a good match." Entertaining match, at least.
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MeredithRodneyMcKay ...
WHAT? WAIT!
Sarah's mouth dropped open as the Professor charged Miranda and hit her. O_______o That was just ..... uncalled for, surely? But the captain didn't appear to be having any of it.Shouting out to Sarah and charging right back.Blooming heck, this was going to be fun.
Fixing her eye on a target, Sarah set a steely look in her eyes.She wouldn't hurt them.No.Just .... flatten them a bit, maybe.Yes?
"GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
And with that - she charged.
Lainey removed the broom and swept at the grass for a bit. You know, nothing to see here, just doing a spot of cleaning. La la la.
Then she used the bristly part to SMACK this one, THIS PUFF, right on the bottom.
"HAHAAAA." Lainey jumped up and tried to tap her heels together, didn't quite make it, and so.... she just RAN away as fast as she could with random muffin cups down her pants and a pillow in her shirt.
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Hermione J. Granger Here we go again thought Hermione trying to block the spoons with her pillows. "I really hope this isn't how every History Of Magic Class is set up" said Hermione attempting to find a spot away from all the chaos.
.... and then she WHACKED this one, this Hermione, in the back of the knees.
"HERMIONE! You could be.... HERMIONE in the Battle of Hogwarts! How much FUN that must be for you!" For good measure, Lainey whacked her again and then frolicked off.
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Dances_With_Potter ...
Well, she would just... turn it into a musical. Yes? Yes.
Jumping up on her huge rock so EVERYONE could see her, she started marching and singing as loud as she could, "He thinks that we're finished. He thinks that we're done. He thinks that it's over, his battle is won! He thinks that we're finished, but we aren't through. Stop and think my friends! What would Harry do for you? Harry never gave up the fight! Harry stood up for what is right! Well now it's our turn! It's our turn! Make a joyful sound! Voldemort is going down!" and on this last note, she jumped off her rock in a blaze of glory and began attacking the Hufflepuff prefect with her ladle.
Once she felt she had sufficiently bludgeoned this Death Eater, she moved on to a new target. OOOH! Mina! Running across the grounds, she screamed sang, "We won't be pushed around anymore! We'll be a force you cannot ignore! We'll be an army for Dumbledore! For Dumbledoooooore! We must unite so we can fight! Turn the battle around! Time's running out, it's time to shout! Voldemort is going down!!!!" and taking a pot off of her battle belt, she proceeded to whack Death!Eater!Mina with it.
OOC: Song is from A Very Potter Musical
O___O
Lainey, in her post-Hermione-attack glee, stopped dead in her tracks when one of her students started.... singing.
"A BATTLEFIELD MINSTREL!?!?!"
.....really?
"HOW MARVELOUS!" Lainey wouldn't be killing the Minstrel.
For now.
Lainey re-mounted her broom and went looking for spoons to drop on people's head. THAT had been an awesome strategy.
OOC: We'll keep playing for a bit. IIiiii am enjoying all the posts. hehe So. ONWARD!!