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Old 05-26-2010, 12:50 AM   #35 (permalink)
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The REAL Sorting Hat: "Ravenclaw!" This monkey is bananas.

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"It no longer smells of vomit, actually. More like cupcakes. Though possibly Dark cupcakes. I'm not sure yet. I'll let you know how that goes!"
That William. He was such good people. Lainey would have probably hugged him but... he was getting to be a big boy now, so... probably best.... to just let him be manly over there.

"Hello class. I," Lainey bowed here, a bit prematurely, but ..... whatever, "am Professor Lainey. Hold your applause until we all make it safely to the end of this class. Fingers crossed," and indeed, Lainey's were.


"I have a pot on my head. We're going to learn about stuff. Or at least pretend. You all want to sit? Sit. Sure, go ahead and sit on the floor..... but back to the pot. WHY do I have a pot on my head and NONE of you do?"


Yes, class, WHY?????
William grinned, puffing out his chest with his manly smile. "That's good professor, I'm glad I was able to help." he replied grinning a bit before dropping his bag and crossing his arms in a cool manner.

But now for the lessson. "Well professor I've seen in a lot of science fiction movies that when one wears a pot they're trying to stop aliens form reading their minds." he replied easily, grinning again. "Are you afraid of aliens coming for you?" He inquired.
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